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Is Joey Cash a complete retard? If he isn't, he sure does a good impression Does he actually have a hope of winning? ummmmmm Nope Is Staggs going to make Joey Cash look like a bitch? You can bet on it. Will Staggs own the match? Yes, That is my final answer Is the going to be a clean cut victory? You better believe it. ǧ[ Well Well Well, it seems that Joey Cash doesn't want to shut his mouth. Well that is fine cause Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs will be more then happy to shut it for him. Joey Cash must think Chris Staggs doesn't mean what he is saying. It's either that or he has the IQ of a rock. Either way he is in for a rude awakening when he steps into the ring with Staggs. Joey Cash you must think you are wrestling just a typical wrestler or something. Like I have said time and time again. Chris Staggs is the best damn technical wrestling PERIOD Joey Cash you keep thinking that Chris Staggs isn't what I say he is. You will just realize it come Friday afternoon after you finally come to. I mean come on, you can't hold a candle to Staggs ability. Cause you must not be that good if the damn front office can't even get you name right for Thursday Night's Thrillzone card. How in the hell is Chris Staggs suppose to react Oh he must be great they can't even get his name right on the card. What the fuck? Joey Cash you might as well hang it up. Chris Staggs is out of your league, he knows, you know, the fans know, but it seems the only ones that don't know it are the bookers for the SWF who book this match. Cash you seem the have a hard to grasping the idea that you are mediocre. Its quite simple. You have no talent and have enough skill to be average thus making you m-e-d-i-o-c-r-e. Wait Joey Cash probably doesn't know what that spells, it spells Mediocre, Joey. Joey Cash why do you continue to waste precious energy trying to use your peanut sized brain to think of comebacks. You know all that does is gives your headache and make you light-headed. Joey Cash how the hell do you think that you are going to kick one the best wrestlers the SWF has to offer ass? Were you dropped on your head when you was a infant? That is the only reason you could ever think that. Come on Joey, you know you are way over your head. Why must you keep trying to trash about Chris Staggs. Joey wonder why Chris and I keep calling you nothing, Well its quite simple, You haven't done anything in the SWF thus making you nothing. This match isn't going to be long hell this match isn't even going to be competitive. Chris Staggs will suplex you out your mind, put so many submission on you that will leave you mind boggle, which isn't that hard, and leave you counting the lights at the top of the Autzen Stadium. Joey Cash you might as well not even get you hopes up unless you want to just get your hopes crushed at the hands of Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Now that I am done till the week of Exodus: Existence, I can go home and relax so now there is only three little words left to say............ROLL THE PROMO ]ǧ ǧ[ The camera fades in with a shot of an outside shot of the Rose Garden Arena in Portland, Oregon. The camera zooms in the back as a Silver Lexus LX leaves the exit in the busy street of Portland. The camera changes from the outside shoot to the passenger seat of the Lexus LX as you see Chris Staggs driving while Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter sits in the back. Chris Staggs begins to slow down and finally comes to a dead stop as the camera shows a line of cars a mile long . ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� :Damnit!..... ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Why did you stop? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : What you want me to run through the mile long of stop cars? ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Why did they stop? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : How the hell am I suppose to know? ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Well you don't have to be hasty about it? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Why do you have to be as idiotic as Joey Cash ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Now that hurts!!! ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Yeah, I guess no one could be that brain dead ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : YEAH! ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : But you come pretty close ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : HEY ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : *sighs* I guess I will get out and see what's going on. ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : In the middle of the street? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Ummm We are in a traffic jam ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : So? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Ummm Nevermind....... ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs unbuckles his seat belt and gets out of the Lexus and walks to the one of the cars ahead of him. He talks a bit and walks back to the car. He opens the door and takes a seat back in the Lexus.. ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Well it seems that some idiot didn't know which pedal was the brake and plowed into another and ended making a five car pile up. Damn it looks like we might not be able to make Eugene till the morning. ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : So, why would that make us get to Eugene till the morning? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : I am not driving at 2 o'clock in the morning.. Anyway it looks like we got some time to pass so lets talk about my upcoming match with 'Playboy' Joey Cash. Who the hell does this guy think he is? I mean he asks as if he is actually talented and skilled. We all know the guy doesn't have the skill to chew gum and walk at the same time much less out wrestle the best damn technical wrestler period. I mean come on Joey, do you really believe that you have enough talent, skill, ability, and balls to beat me in the center of the ring? I don't think you really do. Joey Cash, I don't see how the SWF considers you worthy to sign as a janitor, much less a wrestler. Damn Chino and Kramer must had a good stash or something that day. I am suppose to believe that Joey Cash has enough ability to make this a match? I am suppose to believe that Joey Cash has some skill? I am suppose to believe that Joey Cash has enough intelligence to be able to step in the ring with me? I am sorry but I just can do that. It too for of a stretch for me to believe all that.. I mean if you want facts just look at his latest promo. I mean the promo went on and on about the B.C.S. rankings, then had a high school reunion, and finally try to get baked. I mean what the hell? Not a word about me till the very end when he is stoned out of his mind making outrageous allegations about him beating Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs in the middle of the ring. Joey Cash you know you got a lot foolish courage when your stoned. So I guess you will bring a bag to Thursday Thrillzone. That way you can the courage to come out to the ring to face me one on one. It doesn't matter if you are stoned or not, I will just kick your ass either way. The only plus sign of the weed is you won't feel the pain till you wake up the next afternoon. ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs pulls out of park as the cars move about two inches so does Chris, and puts it back in park.]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Joey really what besides the weed make you think you actually have a chance at an upset. I mean you don't have the ability to even come close to matching mine. You have about as much skill as Joey Johnson. You don't have any talent whatsoever. Your promos speak for your intelligence. I mean you add it all up and you have probably one of the worst wrestlers to ever to step foot in the ring. Joey Cash if you still won't to subject yourself to pain and I am happy as hell to supply it for you. Joey do me a favor the closest mirror and take a look. What do you see? You see a worthless waste of space and money for the SWF. When you see me you see 110% Pure Canadian Excellence that will suplex the shoes off of you and put you in a pretzel with so many submissions. I am going to show you what a real SWF wrestler is when I take care of you with ease. I mean you are stepping into the ring with one of the five top superstars in the SWF. Thursday Night Thrillzone will not be a great debut for you but it will be a memorable one for you. That was the match you were be completely and totally beaten into submission. Joey Cash after Thursday Night you can finally quit giving yourself headaches trying to think of your first grade comebacks and insults when I beat you in the center of the ring. So remember Joey, When you face Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs you always receive The J.O.B.. ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Ummm, I hope we have to get gas somewhere. ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Why? ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : I gotta use the restroom ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks to his left and sees a gas station about ten feet away..]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Umm why don't you get out and walk over there ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : You might leave me ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks at mile log traffic jam and rolls his eyes then puts his forehead to the steering wheel..]ǧ ǧ[ Camera Fades Black.]ǧ WILL CHRIS STAGGS REACH EUGENE OREGON? WILL GREG THE PERKY T.G.I. FRIDAY WAITER EVER GAIN ANY INTELLIGENCE???��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : HEY!!!!!! |