...Insane Quotes...

"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition."

"The ambition for David Dunn is not to get his ass kicked"

Okay is was an unorthodox way of getting into the main event ,but Chris Staggs made the main event and will receive his eighth or so title shot. So for all those who think he has too many title shots...HIT THE REWIND BUTTON BITCHES. Now stop play....and hit it again. Chris Staggs is going to get yet another spot in the main event at a pay per view.  Cordozer Stevenson didn't defeat Chris Staggs nor did Chris Staggs defeat him because of the big gay lumberjack and Johnny O. Though it wasn't just them ,then Hen came out. I mean fuck who didn't come out in that match? Cordozer Stevenson and Chris Staggs never got to finish the match. They never got to see who truly deserved the spot. I guess they can figure that out at KITNO III when Chris Staggs, Hen, Strick, and him fight for the title. Though it would have been better to see who actually made the spot and who just got in because Skitzo couldn't hack the top spot in the business.  I think Cordozer was the one that took Skitzo's spot. I mean really did Cordozer have the match in hand? Sure he connected with one of his finishers. Yet Chris Staggs kicked out of it. With ease I might add. Face it Cordozer you don't have Chris Staggs's number. You keep calling Domino's. Come Killing In The Name III you will see the point proven as Chris Staggs will go on to become the two time SWF World Champion.

...David Dunn...

Yeah idiots are what is killing the United States. Yeah, really idiots are ruining the country. Well if that is the case wouldn't you be ruining it too? Think about. You come back to the SWF after getting your ass handed to you day in and day out. Chris Carey gives you the most generic gimmick ever used in wrestling..."ENFORCER"... eww that strikes fears in souls of few if any. David Dunn, you come back the SWF after being a loser and expect us to think that some how you gained talent out of nowhere. Yeah right, now who is really the idiot. Damn you talk about people being idiots yet you prove yourself to be the biggest idiot.  You talk and talk about misinformed shit. I don't believe you know what you are saying most of the time. Hell you don't even know the meaning of choke artiest. I mean what the fuck is "You sit there with your friend and joke about any sick twisted thought that pops in your mind. Maybe this is why everyone calls you a choke artist"?  Umm right? Let me tell you what a choke artist is a wrestler that has never been able to win the big title. Chris Staggs is a former SWF World Champion. So that makes Chris Staggs not a what? Right, not a choke artist. What have you done?  Damn what a hypocrite. You talk about your distain for idiots and yet you are one. That is something along the lines treason against your own people. May I also ask why would Chris Staggs care about ruining the United States? He is a fucking Canadian after all. He isn't a citizen in this country. Then again who cares right? David Dunn you talk about this virus of idiocy that is supposedly killing the nation. Do you really understand how dumb that sounds? You are telling me that idiots are taking over? Well I guess it isn't that far fetched after all Chris Staggs has a real good chance of becoming a SWF DOUBLE CHAMPION! While what do you have a chance at? Oh that is right, when you lose in the tag team tourney, you will drop Till Rammenstein and look for another partner. That is what you do right? You find another tag partner when you lose. If you keep doing that though David, you are going to wind up going through the whole damn roster. That though is the tag team division while you are facing Chris Staggs one on one.  Anyway David Dunn you think that you can actually think you are going to stand a chance in this match? Sure you are bigger than Chris Staggs ,but viewing your recent comments it appears that Chris Staggs and yourself on the same intelligence level. I would have never thought I would have utter those words ever again. Anyway David Dunn when you lose this week you can't blame it on your tag partner this time. You can't look for a new one. When you lose this week, all the blame, the fault will fall on your ass. You can't blame Brody Shawn or whatever the fuck your former partner's name was.  David Dunn you are walking into a fight you can't win. Why tried to convince yourself otherwise?

...Hunter Tazi and Johnny O...

I got to agree with Tommy Grady's narrator when I say that the endless attacks by Hunter Tazi and his Greek boy toy are getting boring and old. Every week we see this insane duo attack something of Whateva Fo Sho'. Really boys get a damn life. Quit obsessing about Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady. Your attacks have yet to get their attention. They never seem upset about it. See your time is being wasted. You haven't done shit. You killed the wiener dog. WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO!  Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady have grown accustom to your attacks. Sure Chris Staggs was devastated for a bit ,but its not like he can't get another wiener dog. Though if he did that I am sure with your generic feud angles you would kill the dog again. Hunter Tazi and Johnny O. why do you keep trying to go after at Chris Staggs? You know he is out of both of your leagues. He is in the main event at the pay per view AGAIN! Hunter Tazi and Johnny O. do everyone a favor and take your hockey stick and stay over in the GWA. At least over there you fit in with the rejects. Hunter Tazi and Johnny O. come KITNO III you are going to have repeat of the tag match a couple weeks ago.

...Hen...

Hen, it looks like we get to have a repeat of last month's match up right? I don't think so. You see last month you got the upper hand on Chris Staggs cause you just outnumbered him with your Hen clones. By the way Hen how many Hen clones are you up too now and days? Oh wait that is right Chris Staggs is a rip off of you right? That is what every single person says. That lame insult has been used more than Tiger's ass in the state lock up. Yeah Tiger you are a prison bitch. Anyway Hen you wanted to get in a shoving match during Chris Staggs's match? You thought that somehow Chris Staggs wouldn't be able to get into the match. Well you were wrong. Chris Staggs is in the match and you are finally going to have a fight on your hands.  Yeah I know it sounds corny ,but this is a true fact. You know you can't defeat Chris Staggs one on one without any help. How do you expect to win the match with you have two other guys to contend with. I know you have a large number of clones ,but not enough to take out three guys. Hen you might think you have an idea that you are going to win the SWF World Heavyweight title ,but in reality drop the slushy cause all it is brain freeze.

 ...Strick Carrington...

Are you even going to show up this week or are you choosing to attack people then hide like a Hunter Tazi type bitch. I can't believe you out of all the wrestlers in the back were able to defeat A2. Then again this was the same time he was thinking about quitting. Strick Carrington, you are a joke as a champion. You are about as bad as A2. I mean at least AS had Chris Carey covering his ass and carrying on the feud. Matt Kramer was right when he said this match needed a kick in the ass and I think Chris Staggs is the man to get the party started errrrr sorry about that Pink reference. Anyway Chris Staggs is the man. Chris Staggs carried A2's ass two months ago and he can do the same for this match. Strick if you decide to show up, I will have a surprise waiting for you. Strick Carrington after Killing In The Name III, you will return back to fighting meaningless feuds as well as Cordozer Stevenson. Strick Carrington you are going to be in one helluva a fight come this KITNO III. You have no chance of retaining the title. Stop being paranoid cause everyone wants your title cause that is the truth. You better have eyes in the back of your head.

...Summing It Up...

David Dunn why even try to comeback with another promo? Your chances of winning are as likely as a politician telling the truth. You don't have a chance. Hen you want to continue the rivalry, then I just go one thing to say...FO SHO! Cordozer Stevenson you can't hang with us. You are lucky that the match went to a no contest. You have no chance at the World Title. Strick Carrington your time with the title is shorter than Hen's dick. Finally Hunter Tazi just go ahead and rape Johnny O. you know you want to.

( Camera opens up in the parking lot as Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs get out of the car and start walking forward as in the distance we see a little league field off in the distance as Chris Staggs looks very happy. He practically starts skipping toward the field as Chris Naggs stops him. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Dood...we are going to rule. We are going to be champions of the world.

[ Chris Naggs:] You know this is only for this week., right?

[ Chris Staggs:] We are the champion, my friend, we'll keep on fighting till the end...

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris, quit it.

[ Chris Staggs:] Dude you are just mad.

[ Chris Naggs:] Why would you say that?

[ Chris Staggs:] Because I am the super duper special volunteer coach and you are nothing.

[ Chris Naggs:] Whateva...

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Now Chris you are going to be on your best behavior right?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay.

( They finally reach the baseball field as the team is taking batting practice. Chris Staggs grabs a bat and walks toward the plate )

[ Chris Staggs:] My TURN MY TURN!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] NO CHRIS!

[ Chris Staggs:] Why?

[ Chris Naggs:] Coaches don't take batting practice

[ Chris Staggs:] Dood, I am the hitting coach.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh!

[ Chris Staggs:] Swallow your gum?

[ Chris Naggs:] What?

[ Chris Staggs:] That is the same sound I make when I swallow my gum.

[ Chris Naggs:] Right, anyway let the kids hit.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fine.

( Just then a black kid walks off to the plate and hits the ball out of the park with ease as Chris Staggs stands there in amazement. )

[ Tyrone:] Yeah, I know I'm bad.

[ Chris Staggs:] No, you are awesome!

[ Tyrone:] I know.

[ Chris Staggs:] Then why did you say you were bad.

[ Tyrone:] Bad means good.

[ Chris Staggs:] Does good mean bad?

[ Tyrone:] Ummm...

( Tyrone walks over to the bench and sits down next to a dork who sucks at baseball )

[ Billy:] Dude you are totally AWESOME!!! What is your secret.

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, yeah what is your secret.

[ Tyrone:] Simple....

[ Chris Staggs:] Carrots?

[ Tyrone:] M&Ms!

[ Billy:] Dude how does it work.

[ Tyrone:] It's simple...

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Tyrone:] Yeah...for a single I eat a brown one..

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Tyrone:] Right...for a double I eat a yellow one.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Tyrone:] Yep...for a triple I eat an orange one.

[ Chris Staggs:] Wow!!!

[ Tyrone:] Though I pull out my secret one for hitting the long ball...THE GREEN ONE!!! AND THEN

[ Tyrone:] I TAKE IT DOWN TOWN!

[ Chris Staggs:] OOOOooo!!!

[ Billy:] Can I have one?

[ Tyrone:] This one is on the house, but next time bitch you better bring the dough.

[ Billy:] Yep Yep will do...

[ Coach:] Billy your up...

( Billy gets up and walks up to the plate and swings with all his might...and misses the hell out of it. Billy walks back disappointed look on his face. )

[ Billy:] It didn't work.

[ Tyrone:] No shit, you are one dumb cracka!

[ Tyrone:] I told you, I'm bad.

[ Billy:] Oh Tyrone!!!

( Chris Staggs is sitting next to them with a mouthful of green M&Ms in his mouth. Then it just hits him as he swallows the M&Ms )

[ Chris Staggs:] THEY ARE WORKING!!!!

( Chris Staggs starts to shake uncontrollably as the kids move away as Chris Naggs walks over shaking his head in a disapproving manner. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Chris quit shaking, you know they don't do anything. You ate a five pound bag of M&Ms last night.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh yeah....but I tell ya...the green ones are juiced.

[ Chris Naggs:] Sure right whatever you want to think.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs start to walk off as Chris Staggs runs over to the plate and grabs a bat as they throw the pitch. Chris Staggs hits the ball out of the park. He walks back )

[ Chris Staggs:] I knew the green ones were juiced!!!

( As we see Tyrone walk out beside them. He gets in his own car as Chris Naggs looks over. )

[ Chris Naggs:] How does a 12 year old drive?

[ Tyrone:] Yo foo I be 16.

( Chris Staggs looks amazed )

[ Chris Staggs:] They make you grow up TOO!!! THE GREEN ONES RULE!!!

( Both Tyrone and Chris Naggs shakes their head as they get in there respective cars. )

( END PROMO )