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Insane Quotes "What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. " "The same thing that makes Mike Steele
and Hunter Tazi make up shit about their opponents" Chris Staggs is a rip off, he goes gimmick from gimmick, he just gets shots cause he has been here. These are some the idiotic claims that have appeared this week. Yet you look at Chris Staggs's opponents and you understand why they said that. You have a former W3 Champion that has hit rock bottom and another guy who gives Lumberjacks a bad name. Yet you see they have something in common in the SWF. They have done shit in the SWF. Sure Hunter Tazi beat some people....He lucked out a win against Tommy Grady. Then we have Mike Steele who hasn't won a match in about a month. He has supposedly hit rock bottom. So, they come up with these lies in hopes of bringing Chris Staggs down to their level? Please they haven't done shit cause everyone knows the things they have said aren't true. Chris Staggs is a rip off of Hen. Why? So every idiot rips off Hen's style? I bet Hen is glad to hear that. Chris Staggs can't stick with one gimmick. So fucking what? Why the hell do you care? Chris Staggs gets shot only because he has been in the SWF for a long time. So what you guys are screaming is POLITICS. Okay you Jeremy Riley wannabes, you know that politics have nothing to do with Chris Staggs getting title shots. Then again these claims might be cries of jealousy. Yeah jealousy, they are jealous that they aren't in the spotlight. They are jealous that the SWF crowd loves Whateva Fo Sho! They are jealous of the success that Chris Staggs has had over the last year or so. It is sad isn't it when jealousy turns this ugly. Oh well I guess Sunday Night, Mike Steele and Hunter Tazi will have to back up these false claims. They will have to prove that Chris Staggs is washed up that he is just another Hen rip off right... ...Mike Steele... I could stand here and correct all the inaccurate bullshit that you spewed in your last promo. Hell I will seeming that most of it, hell all of it, was false and well was the same shit everyone has said. Damn Mike, you wonder why everyone for the last two months have said you have bitten Jason Rothchild's style? Well if everyone has said it, then it must not be hard to see. Damn Mike you basically said the same fucking thing Jason Rothchild said when he faced Chris Staggs. You changed a couple of the's and a's but that is it. Wait, you are suppose to be feuding with him right? Yet you are the one emulating. You said you made Jason Rothchild yet if wasn't for Jason Rothchild then you would be nothing more than some David Dunn. You said you were around before Jason Rothchild. Funny I don't remember you. You said you are going to rise again...Whatever bitch. You want to act tough cause you are supposedly in the doghouse with Chris Carey. OKAY! Now you are scrapping Kyle Broadway's dick. You fucking hypocrite. Now Mike enough about that, I heard you and Jason Rothchild say that Chris Staggs has ripped off Hen yet where are all the idiotic fart jokes in the promos? Where are the solid facts to back this accusation? Fuck Chris Staggs was an idiot before Hen even showed up in the SWF. So you are telling me now that Chris Staggs can for see the future? Does he has a little crystal ball? You go along with the flow yet the flow is leading nowhere cause that claim holds about as much water as a basketball hoop holds. Yet that doesn't matter does it, Mike? It sounded cool when you said it and plus Jason Rothchild said it. Then it must be right? NO wrong. That just means you two are fucking retards...wait you are ripping off Hen now!!! Oh now I am jumping on Hen's cock now! What the fuck? Mike what is your fixation with the dick? In your promos that is your first insult. So you think about the cock all the time? You think about it 24/7? You fucking sick fag. Mike Steele go back and watch Jason Rothchild promo number like 34 and come up with some more insults cause these are just making you sound like you love the cock. Though now you have your own thought that are fucked up and say Chris Staggs changed his name cause of JD Lawson? Where the fuck do you get that? Damn Mike, if you are going to insult people at least have the damn common sense to have some sort of background information on the damn thing. I don't know what you mean with the "The Best Technical Wrestler Ever" and JD Lawson shit. I guess you were thinking that it was so long ago that they would just accept it as fact. Mike Steele all your promo has been made up shit with a dash of Jason Rothchild flair to it. Here is another little pointer for you...if you are going to try insult a guy by calling him an idiot make sure he doesn't openly admit that he is an idiot. Then again you didn't think that far ahead when you refer to Jason Rothchild who called Chris Staggs an idiot and needed Hooked on Phonics back the second time they face each other. See Mike there is a difference...Chris Staggs wasn't an admitted idiot back then. Though this idiot didn't have anything to do with saving the SWF from closing. It was all Namen Hammer and Pete Ebdon...NAMEN HAMMER? He wasn't nothing except a guy holding a fancy title. Why do you care, you would still have a paycheck if the SWF wasn't around...from where? It wouldn't be wrestling cause Jason Rothchild closed up his federation. I don't know how much you could get paid to pimp yourself on the street corner to every Hen and David Dunn in the world. But what do I know? I am a narrator of an idiot that is trying to defend idiotic insults and false facts, do you believe that? Would you believe that Mike Steele has only made himself look like a complete moron? Mike why do you even attempt to cut a promo? Jason Rothchild is back in the SWF. We don't need a repeat performance. ...Hunter Tazi and Johnny O... Career suicide? Yeah right... Johnny O. you talk up your monster like he is the biggest thing to hit the wrestling industry ,yet all he is a sexually frustrated oversized Canadian lumberjack. What am I talking about though. This is the same guy that said hiring Mike Steele for a tag partner was the smartest move he ever did. That right there tells you that he can't think right. Johnny O. like I said in the last promo your formula for success doesn't work. The day of the oversized giant and clever manager is over and damn you didn't even have that. Seeing that you Johnny O. haven't said one bright thing this week. Chris Staggs is over rated, yet he has beaten many top names in the business. Whateva Fo Sho isn't the worst tag team. Well I guess not seeing that Whateva Fo Sho has the best tag record in the SWF. Then again we haven't faced your "MONSTER" and The Former W3 Champion. Please Johnny O....Colin Ronning has held that title. Mike Steele isn't a better wrestler than half the roster. Who cares about class in the SWF. He is smarter than Chris Staggs...well Johnny who the fuck isn't? Mike Steele will bring the ratings. I just got one question. How? Mike Steele is just a water down cock obsessed version of Jason Rothchild. Johnny O. you can try and claim all these things in hopes of convincing yourself that you didn't waste 30,000 dollars ,but I guess Sunday Night we will see if you really did waster 30,000 dollars Johnny O., I can see why you quit wrestling. I can see why you let Hunter Tazi doing the fighting cause your trash talking is weak. Chris Staggs is washed up? Yeah I guess he is. At the ripe old age of twenty four years old. What the fuck? It sounded good when it came out didn't it Johnny? Now Johnny O. you claim that Chris Staggs doesn't deserve his ranking. He has just got his rank through seniority ? What kind of bullshit is that? Chris Staggs is a joke right? Yet this joke has done more in the SWF than you, Hunter Tazi, and Nerco Wraith could ever dream of achieving. Johnny O. you make false claims about Chris Staggs yet you don't back a single one of them up. Then again I guess you got more in common with your partner than I thought. Both of you just say things that don't really have any truth to them. You both are complete idiots trying to sound smart. Johnny O. you can have your monster attack Aaron Average, but you can't beat me. You can't beat Tommy Grady twice. You can't beat the team of Whateva Fo Sho! ...Cordozer Stevenson... Fine go ahead don't talk about Chris Staggs. That is a good idea. I mean why get your hopes up when they are going to be crushed next week. Well that is why I am going to make you not forget next week. I am going to keep telling you to think about the main event next week. You want to still ignore me? After Sunday Night you will have not reason to ignore me cause the week will be upon us. The time will have arrived. It will be decision time for you. You can either step it up and make it to the top level or you can return to fighting for the National Title. Chris Staggs is ready to get another title shot. Chris Staggs is at the level you want to be at. He is ready to win the SWF World Title. I don't know that you are ready just yet. Hell you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for someone mentioning you for the title shot. You don't deserve to be in the main event and next week Chris Staggs will prove that to be the fact. Hell this week Chris Staggs will show you that you don't deserve to be in the main event. Cordozer Stevenson you better be ready for your title shot again JEFF HARRIS!! ...Summing It Up... So Mike Steele and Hunter Tazi think that they have the better hand in this poker game we call the SWF. Yet Hunter Tazi and Mike Steele, this Sunday Night I am going to prove that you doing nothing but bluffing. You got nothing but a pair of twos while Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are both holding a Royal Flush. ( Camera opens up as we see Chris Naggs walking down the hall of the hotel once again toward Chris Staggs's room as we approach closer and closer to Chris Staggs's hotel room we hear some movement in his hotel room as Chris Naggs looks a bit concerned as he opens the door as we see Chris Staggs sitting on the couch as Chris Naggs walks in. Then we see the teddy bears sitting on the side. )
[ Chris Naggs:] What are they doing here again [ Chris Staggs:] Dude you came at the best time. [ Chris Naggs:] What time is that? [ Chris Staggs:] We are fixing to watch election ads for Chris Staggs Fan Club President. [ Chris Naggs:] Ummm what? [ Chris Staggs:] Smokey and Binky are going for the president of the fan club [ Chris Naggs:] And they cut an advertisement? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] How did they pay for it? [ Chris Staggs:] Us silly [ Chris Naggs:] YOU WASTED MONEY FOR TWO STUFFED BEARS!? [ Chris Staggs:] No for the Chris Staggs Fan Club President. [ Chris Naggs:] I really should quit giving your paycheck. [ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, give me the BIG CHECKS [ Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] They checks that you get if you win a big contest. [ Chris Naggs:] Right...I guess we should get this over with and show the ads. [ Chris Staggs:] Smokey's ad is up first. ( Chris Staggs grabs the remote and presses play. ) Smokey The Bear A bear that stands for morals A bear that treat each bear like a friend While on the other hand there is a bear that is in for himself His name is Binky He has no morals He is treats his women like bitches He was involved in the raping of Betsy Bear
Do you want a man that was part of the Gangbang of Betsy Bear? You want a bear with morals Vote Smokey The Bear. ( Chris Staggs stops the tape. ) [ Chris Staggs:] Damn Binky...you were part of that? .................. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? Lets see this ( Chris Staggs presses play again ) Binky The Bear He is a long time Chris Staggs fan He was there in the FWFr Though my opponent Smokey The Bear He can't say that He is a Jason Rothchild Fan!!
So let me ask you. Do you want someone like him being Chris Staggs Fan Club President? No, so on election day Vote for Binky ( Chris Staggs presses stop and looks at Smokey The Bear. ) [ Chris Staggs:] GET OUT!!! ........................ [ Chris Staggs:] NO! I SAW IT WITH MY TWO EYES!!! ........................ [ Chris Staggs:] BINKY IS THE NEW PRESIDENT!!! ........................ [ Chris Staggs:] SMOKEY GET OUT OR I WILL THROW YOU OUT!!! ........................ [ Chris Staggs:] Fine have your way. ( Chris Staggs gets up picks up Smokey The Bear and throws him out the door and shuts it and locks it. ) [ Chris Staggs:] Damn trader! [ Chris Naggs:] Ummm yeah... [ Chris Staggs:] Can you believe that? [ Chris Naggs:] I can't believe any of this. [ Chris Staggs:] Binky are you going to make your acceptance speech? ........................ [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!! ( Chris Staggs looks toward Binky and listens nodding his head every now and then. ) ...Ten Minutes Later... ( Chris Staggs stands up and claps as Chris Naggs just sits there in disbelief. ) [ Chris Naggs:] We wasted a whole promo on this? [ Chris Staggs:] This was no waste. I got a fan club and a president of the fan club. [ Chris Naggs:] Right... [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!! ( Chris Naggs flips on Scooby Doo as Chris Staggs watches it as he looks hypnotized by it. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Finally....no I can get rid of these bears. ( Chris Naggs walks toward the bears ) ( END PROMO )
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