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Insane Quotes "I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away." "That will be the time when Steele quits
ripping Rothy's comments" What the fuck is with people jumping on former SWF champions dicks. You look around and see the A2 fan club, a prime example is his little new bitch the Overdrive Champion Andrew Hurley. He though isn't the only fan of A2, there are many back in the backstage that are on his dick more than a two dollar prostitute. Yeah they like him for some odd fucking reason. Then you have the Namen Hammer fan club...okay not really cause let's face it he puts everyone to sleep. He was the first true sleeping pill . We have a tiny Alex Luciano fan club, but then again not many were around when he actually held the title. Then we have the Tiger fan club that is suppose to be up for parole in the next five to ten years. Though it seems the biggest fan club in the SWF has to be Jason Rothchild's fan club. Anyone in the W3 is his biggest fans...Club 403 seem to be the biggest...Anyway what I am trying to get at is that it seems every former champion has some sort of following except Chris Staggs. Chris Staggs is the lone one without a following. It is a damn shame. Even Hen ,a guy that hasn't done shit in the SWF, has a fan club. Where is Chris Staggs's fan club huh? Where is the backstage following? You know what? Fuck you all, You can have your Rothchild...you can have your Awesome,...you can even have your Hen's. They will all fade into the distance sooner than later while Chris Staggs will still be in the SWF. He will still be getting title shot after title shot. He will still be kicking ass. Yeah Jason Rothchild isn't going to be here forever, You better start recording all his promos like they are going out of business. Yeah you know who I am talking to... ...Mike Steele... Reality!? Why do you keep asking about reality? I guess you are trying to figure out what reality is while you sit in the bottom bunk of the bunk beds with your hero Jason Rothchild in the top bunk. You think to yourself is this reality...am I really this close to my hero? Maybe we can do each other's hair? Reality!? I ,Mike Steele, am going to go with the flow and say "YOU RIPPED OFF HEN"...join the line bitch. Every opponent has said that. Reality!? Please bitch quit with the damn reality shit cause in reality you lead a life in wrestling of nothing more than having a mediocre wrestling career. That of course is in federations not ran by that of Jason Rothchild. It seems funny doesn't Mike that you become nothing more than another victory for guys like Skitzo and Kevin Jones now. Though in the xW and W3 you were something by some miracle or favor *wink wink*. Yet you make the accusations that Chris Staggs has done some type of dirty job to get the title shots. It called staying at a place more than three months. Chris Staggs has earned his spot. You fucking queer. Go get fired again. Nah wait, you will leave when it gets too tough anyway. Kind of like what you did a couple months ago. Remember you left Chris Staggs high n' dry in the finals for some fucking dry hump from Jason Rothchild? Yeah I know you don't worship Jason Rothchild...yeah and Michael Jackson has only had two plastic surgeries. Damn Mike Steele quit trying to live the life of Jason Rothchild. What the hell is with the Rothy did this and Rothy did that...man Rothy really beat you. Umm Mike Steele look in the mirror....you are not wearing the red hat. You are a fucking joke. You don't believe me? Yeah I guess most of the roster laughs at you for your great jokes...take note of the sarcasm. Chris Staggs is average? So earning seven title shots is average? Chris Staggs is useless? If it wasn't for Chris Staggs you would have a damn paycheck bitch...The SWF would have closed back in the beginning of June if is wasn't for Chris Staggs and Pete Ebdon. They ran the whole show while Kramer and Carey were thinking of closing up shop. But why am I defending Chris Staggs against a Jason Rothchild promo? I mean fuck last time I checked he was facing you Mike Steele. You call him unoriginal...you call him useless...you call me all these things yet you haven't had one single original thought for yourself. Quit watching your Jason Rothchild promo library and actually come up with something on your own. Till you do why take you seriously? Now I know what you are going to say...."I am original damn it...I don't have anything to do with Jason Rothchild". Sure that is why over half of your promo you talked about what Jason Rothchild did the six times he faced Chris Staggs. Hell look what you made me do Steele....I talked about Rothchild seemingly the whole time well at least I know you will listen cause every time someone mentions Rothchild you listen up...Yet go ahead and play it off as you hate Jason Rothchild ,but you can't stop talking about him, do you believe that?. ...Hunter Tazi... I been through this with you over the last couple of weeks. I mean you proved how no one wants you around. You proved this when you had to practically buy a damn tag partner and a fucking loser at that. Face it Hunter you and your buddy Johnny O. just wasted 30,000 dollars on a hack. He leaves when the water gets to hot and Hunter the water is boiling. Though I know you are going to hunt down Chris Staggs third cousin by marriage and throw snowballs at him in your next promo. You try to make it personal except you miss the whole point that you are nothing more than a stereotypical gimmick that is giving Canada a bad name and on behalf of Canada ,whether they like it or not, Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are going to end the career of Hunter Tazi. You thought that little attack was impressive... nah any loser could do that. I guess you and Mike Steele proved that to be true, didn't ya? Now I know that you and Grady had some type of feud and that you were mad that Chris Staggs got involved ,but that is the way of the business. Get over it. Quit obsessing over Whateva Fo Sho' . Well I guess after this week you will. I hope so... I don't know how much longer I can bare your generic attacks with random weapons. I don't know how much longer I can watch as you make a mockery of Canada. . Fuck it, I can't stand you Hunter Tazi...I don't think Whateva Fo Sho can either. Johnny O. what is up with you and managing guys that can barely speak? I mean damn first there was Nerco Wraith in the IWF. Apparently that was a flop so you pick up this idiot and bring him to the SWF. Guess what...the formula doesn't work...BIG DUMB BEAST plus smart manager doesn't equal World Title or success all together. So Johnny O. what is next? You going to come back with your Greek self and try your hand at wrestling again? Or was the ass kicking the FWF enough to scar you for life? Anyway Hunter Tazi isn't going to get the job done for the simple face that you have Mike Steele as your tag partner. You should have just threw the 30,000 dollars in the dumpster. It would have served the same purpose. Mike Steele isn't nothing but a slacker. Hunter Tazi prepare to do most of the work. Hell he might quit during the show like last time. Nice pick Hunter Tazi. Nice pick Johnny O. It could have been worse you could have had... ...Cordozer Stevenson... Ignore Chris Staggs...yeah that is the best thing to do. Don't even think about next week. Don't think about the chance of your life. The chance to earn a spot in the main event at KITNO III ,but more importantly a shot at the SWF World Title. Yeah don't think about that cause the look at the recent losing streak it appears that you will not earn the fourth spot. You will not get pass Chris Staggs. You will not get to the main event level. You wouldn't be in the spot if Carey wasn't told by someone to give you a chance. Chris Staggs was Chris Carey's first choice. Go on Cordozer and take your ass to the National Title scene cause you can't hang with the main event level. Cordozer, ignore Chris Staggs for you have already accepted defeat. Cordozer Stevenson your losing streak will continue this week and next week. ... Summing It Up... So another tag team match and I guess another victory. Why mess with a good thing? This time the opponents seem to want to just inflict pain on Whateva Fo Sho' . Whateva. Mike Steele has about the same chance of walking away with a victory as Hunter Tazi has of winning a first grade spelling bee. Cordozer, the bitch has the same chance as you two fucks of winning against Chris Staggs. ( Camera opens up as we see Chris Naggs walking down the hall of the hotel as he reaches the room of Chris Staggs as we hear "Biggest and Best" By Clawfinger as Chris Naggs looks a bit concerned. He walks closer as he opens the door to see no one in the living room. Just then we hear...) [ Chris Staggs:] I AM NOT THE WHOLE F'N SHOW!!! I AM JUST THE BEST PART OF IT!!! ( Chris Staggs comes out of the bathroom with a black tee shirt and cargo pants on and...THE RED HAT!!! )
[ Chris Naggs:] Take that off RIGHT NOW!!! [ Chris Staggs:] But.... [ Chris Naggs:] But nothing... [ Chris Staggs:] BUT!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Did you hear me? [ Chris Staggs:] Fo Sho! [ Chris Naggs:] Take it off NOW! [ Chris Staggs:] I can't... [ Chris Naggs:] What can't you? [ Chris Staggs:] I am trying to figure out how Mike Steele thinks.... [ Chris Naggs:] Huh? [ Chris Staggs:] I am trying to figure out how... [ Chris Naggs:] I heard you but that is too clever for you. How did you think that up.. [ Chris Staggs:] Hen's cue cards they are holding up. [ Chris Naggs:] Umm Chris, they are not holding up any cue cards. [ Chris Staggs:] Fo sho!? [ Chris Naggs:] Fo sho.. [ Chris Staggs:] All I can think of while wearing this hat is "Faith" by George Michaels. [ Chris Naggs:] Hmmm... [ Chris Staggs:] Screw it... ( Chris Staggs takes off the cap and throws it out the window...As Chris Staggs looks surprised ) [ Chris Staggs:] I GOT AN IDEA!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Are you sure? [ Chris Staggs:] Umm...I think so. [ Chris Naggs:] Have you had any ice cream recently. [ Chris Staggs:] Nope. I HAVE AN IDEA!!! ( Chris Staggs gets up and dances for a second then sits down ). [ Chris Naggs:] What is your idea? [ Chris Staggs:] I am going to start a fan club of my own...so Steele will like worship me instead of Rothy. [ Chris Naggs:] My God THAT IS TOO CLEVER!!! [ Chris Staggs:] Thank you Hen! [ Chris Naggs:] For the last time, there are no cue cards. [ Chris Staggs:] Fo Sho! [ Chris Naggs:] So where you going to get your fans? .[ Chris Staggs:] I already got some! [ Chris Naggs:] Really? .[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] Where are they? .[ Chris Staggs:] In the other room. [ Chris Naggs:] You got to be kidding... .[ Chris Staggs:] I don't think so... [ Chris Naggs:] Let me meet them. .[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Let me get everything ready. ( Chris Staggs walks into the room as you hear things moving and stuff. Chris Staggs laughs then walks out. ) .[ Chris Staggs:] ENTER!!! ( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs enters as Chris Naggs looks around ) [ Chris Naggs:] Where are they? .[ Chris Staggs:] Right there! [ Chris Naggs:] They are stuffed animals!
[ Chris Staggs:] They like to be called Stuffed Companions. [ Chris Naggs:] They can't TALK! [ Chris Staggs:] Please.... ................. [ Chris Staggs:] HAHAHA Nice one Binky! [ Chris Naggs:] I didn't hear a thing! ................. [ Chris Staggs:] Yeah I agree!! [ Chris Naggs:] THEY ARE NOT REAL!!! ................ [ Chris Staggs:] Look what you did! [ Chris Naggs:] What did I do?
[ Chris Staggs:] You hurt Mr. Bear's feelings. [ Chris Naggs:] QUIT THIS AT ONCE!! .................. [ Chris Staggs:] You shouldn't say that Smokey [ Chris Naggs:] What did he say? [ Chris Staggs:] He called you a wordy dirt. [ Chris Naggs:] Aghhhh!!!!!!!!! ( Chris Naggs throws up his hands in frustration and leaves the room. ) [ Chris Staggs:] See you made him mad. .................... [ Chris Staggs:] Okay I will let it slide. .................... [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!! We do need a president for my fan club. ................... [ Chris Staggs:] AN ELECTION!!! FO SHO!!! THEY START TOMORROW!!! .................... [ Chris Staggs:] Yeah Yeah....move over. ( Chris Staggs moves them over and begins to take watch Scooby Doo. ) [ Chris Staggs:] I bet Rothy doesn't let Steele watch Scooby Doo... .................... [ Chris Staggs:] Ewwwww Steele and Rothy actually do that. ( Chris Staggs shivers then continues to watch Scooby Doo. ) ( END PROMO ) ( A Hen rip off? Fuck off... )
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