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Insane Quotes "When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me." "Annoying like Xtreme Impact" ( So another week and another tag team that wants everyone to believe that they are the underdogs. I just got one question for you two...Why? Why does team that Whateva Fo Sho face think they are going to underestimate? I am going to let you guys in on a little secret...the underdog position has been played out kinda like Kyle Broadway being fired and coming back...Oh hey Kyle, how many times have you came back? You are becoming worse than a Joey Johnson or Jason Rothchild. Well I know you will get fired by the end of the week after you lose a match. That is the way you work. You "supposedly" get fired after you get a losing streak then wait a couple of weeks then " UH OH!!! KB IS RE-LOADED!" Bullshit Kyle, you blow your load quicker than a virgin on prom night. Kyle go ,as you would like to say, suck a dick. You ain't shit...I mean this is what is wrong with the SWF...too many people come in here and think they are the greatest thing ever. I don't know who half of the people in the federation are. Chris Green? OMG!!! HE SIGNED!!! So fucking what! OMG!!! DAVID DUNN IS BACK!!! Stick with a damn tag partner for more than a month. OMG R/FU HAS INVADED THE SWF!!! They sucked in the IFW and they will suck in the SWF. Really people, we don't care who the fuck you are. You aren't shit till you do something more than attack Strick Carrington. Please rookies and newcomers quit trying to attack the World Champion you are not going to get a title shot. You aren't going to get nothing. Chris Staggs is going to get another shot at the world title when he takes care of Cordozer Stevenson. This is just delaying the final wrestler in the KITNO III main event. Please Carey everyone knows that Chris Staggs is going to be the final spot. Now lets focus on this week... Jonathan Collins Our GWA protocol opponent is seemingly the only one of the tag team to be talking and lets face it folks it hasn't been nothing new. Whateva Fo Sho aren't funny....I guess not everyone has a sense of humor. Chris Staggs is a rip off of Hen...We already went through this before. Hen and Chris Staggs are nothing alike. Okay I guess people have their there opinion ,but one opinion I don't get what you meant by saying Chris Staggs doesn't have any heart. Chris Staggs has more heart than the roster. He has bled for the SWF for over a year now. There is nobody that can say that. He has given up titles for the good of the SWF. He has been the rock that the SWF rests on and then you come in and claim Chris Staggs doesn't have any heart. Let me ask you this...wouldn't Chris Staggs have given up after like the second time he lost the SWF World title match? No, he didn't. He kept at it. So Jonathan you want to claim that you have heart..that is all fine and well except in this match you have met a guy that has given everything to the SWF. Now if that wasn't enough of you dare to call Chris Staggs a rip off of South Park. Okay what the hell is with you and the rip off claims? Chris Staggs hasn't done shit to rip off South Park. I am starting to think that you are just throwing out random rip offs. What is next Jonathan? Chris Staggs is a Jackass rip off? Maybe a Crank Yanker? Damn Jonathan, Chris Staggs is himself. That is all he can be. He doesn't studied different comedy shows and think damn that is funny like I said earlier Chris Staggs is not Hen. Now Jonathan with all these false accusations that you have thrown out over the last couple of days...you have yet to find one to stick. Chris Staggs isn't Tom Green, he isn't Hen, He isn't South Park. Why am I defending Chris Staggs to such ridiculous claims? Why am I wasting my time with just another GWA factory made wrestler. Jonathan Collins you think that you have a chance in this match cause you think Xtreme Impact has a chance to surprise a couple teams. You know that is quite funny, apparently your partner isn't on the same page. Hell where the fuck is he? Do you even know? I am thinking you don't. That right there in itself shows that you are not on the same page. Jonathan Collins you have to be on the same page to ever have a chance against the likes of Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady. Colibri Jr. Are you even here? Apparently we found the weak link of the team. Then again did it really surprise anyone? This is the guy who hasn't done shit while he has been in the SWF. This is the guy that refers to his promos as disses. This is the guy stuck in the mid 90s. A Diss? What the fuck are you thinking. Yet I don't know what to say about you since you have been hiding the last week. I guess you can take it two ways. You are not talking cause you think this is going to be an easy match and that Jonathan Collins can talk for the both of you OR you are scared shitless and you are in a state of awe as you face Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady. Either way you and your partner are going to escape the arena with a victory under you belt. Colibri Jr. you have had countless attempts at titles during your stay in the SWF. You have lost all of them. I guess I understand you move to the tag team division, you see you know you couldn't beat anyone...one on one, so your thinking is that maybe your partner can win the match for you. That appears to be the plan this week as your partner has been the only one to even show his face in this match. Colibri Jr. why do you even wrestle anymore? You haven't achieved nothing and you in a partnership that is sinking quicker than the Fat Albert in quicksand. So just leave Colibri Jr., Xtreme Impact isn't going to nothing except stay average at best. Hey you know that is the truth and maybe you can show your face after this promo and admit it. Then again I am just wishing, we all know that you will continue your losing ways and never become anything. Why? Because you are stubborn and average. That is quite a deadly combination to kill a career. Now though Colibri Jr. not only are you killing your career but you are killing the career of Jonathan Collins. You have made him less of a wrestler already. Ah fuck it.....You aren't going to talk. You probably won't even show up to the match. Hunter Tazi Oh now I am scared...You have paid Mike Steele to be your partner...HAHAHAHAHA. This is the same guy that cost Chris Staggs the tag team titles. Mike Steele lost the title for us cause he quit on me and the federation. Now Hunter Tazi doesn't the pure fact that you have to pay someone to tag with you make notice that you fucking suck? You are the problem for Chris Staggs . You are the guy that has made Chris Staggs breaking into the business harder than it should have been. You stupid Canuck stereotype angle is an insult to Canadians everywhere that is why on behalf of the country of Canada, Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are going to take you and your VERBAL STYLINGS!! Mike Steele? [ Chris Staggs:] REALITY!!! Get out!! Anyway Johnny O and Hunter Tazi, you can try and do this but you are just going to end up losing and being out of 30,000 dollars Johnny. Basically Hunter Tazi, Chris is going to take your Canuck stereotype ass out of the SWF cause you are just a plain disgrace of Canada. Summing It Up So Xtreme thinks they are going to make
an impact and defeat Whateva Fo Sho. Please! Club 403 and Mike Steele not
fainting when they touch Rothy is more likely to happen. As for Hunter Tazi and
Mike Steele....fuck off you are just annoying.
( Camera opens up as we see the hotel room of Chris Staggs as Chris Naggs enters the room as we hear the alarm clock going off.......and going off.....after five minutes. Chris Naggs walks into the bedroom of Chris Staggs's and turns on the lights ) [ Chris Staggs:] Five more minutes.... [ Chris Naggs:] You are going to be late for work... [ Chris Staggs:] Fine... [ Chris Naggs:] Good ( Chris Staggs gets up as we see ADULT Sized Scooby Doo PJs. He walks into the bathroom. ) Twenty Minutes ( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs are seen leaving the hotel room. They walk down the hall and get into the elevator as Chris Staggs presses all the buttons once again. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Quit doing that.... ( The elevator door closes ) Thirty Minutes (Annoying ain't it) ( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs are seen walking back to the building were the Suicide Hotline is located. They walk into the building and get into the elevator as again Chris Staggs presses all the buttons as Chris Naggs is becoming more and more pissed. ) [ Chris Naggs:] For the last time quit that. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! ( The elevator closes as they go up to the top floor after stopping at every floor. They walk out as we see Tad standing there with a big grin on his face. ) [ Tad:] HEY!!! KIDDO!! YOU READY TO GET AFTER IT!!! [ Chris Staggs:] I'm no kid...I am uh uh... ( Chris Staggs looks at Chris Naggs for help. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Twenty Five... [ Tad:] SUPER!!! [ Chris Staggs:] DUPER!!! [ Tad:] Yes, I am going to give you some headphones to use in taking calls... [ Chris Staggs:] RAD TAD!!! [ Tad:] Ye... [ Chris Staggs:] DUDE I'M A POET AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!!!! [ Tad:] Heh..... [ Chris Staggs:] WHOA THAT COOL AS SCHOOL!!! [ Tad:] Okay Super...you read to get on the phones? [ Chris Staggs:] Dude you suck that didn't even rhyme. [ Tad:] Walk this way... ( Tad walks off as Chris Staggs shrugs his shoulders and walks exactly like Tad. They finally reach his cubical as once again Chris Staggs hops in the chair and spins around. ) [ Tad:] Just remember talk people out of killing themselves. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Tad:] Super... ( Tad walks off as Chris Staggs stops spinning as looks at the computer. He starts to get on it and looks around. He then looks really happy. ) [ Chris Staggs:] MINDSWEEPER [ Chris Naggs:] Don't you mean minesweeper [ Chris Staggs:] Shhhh.... ( Chris Staggs begins to play. ) [ Chris Staggs:] Let me try this one....... [ Chris Staggs:] YES!!! [ Chris Staggs:] What about this one.... [ Chris Staggs:] YES!!! [ Chris Staggs:] Hmmm how about this one... [ Chris Staggs:] DAMN!!! [ Chris Staggs:] I am going to win this game if it kills me... ( Just then the phone begins to ring as Chris Staggs ignores it. ) [ Chris Staggs:] Let me try this one....... [ Chris Staggs:] YES!!! [ Chris Staggs:] What about this one.... [ Chris Staggs:] YES!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Don't you need to answer that? [ Chris Staggs:] Take a message. [ Chris Naggs:] Umm you are suppose to answer that. .[ Chris Staggs:] FINE!! ( Chris Staggs picks up the phone ) [ Chris Staggs:] YELLOW!!! [ Caller:] I CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN!!! [ Chris Staggs:] Try painkillers... [ Caller:] No I can't take life... [ Chris Staggs:] Why do these people have against the board game? [ Caller:] I feel like know one cares about me... [ Chris Staggs:] Can you hurry this up. I am in the middle of minesweeper game.. [ Caller:] AM I BOTHERING YOU WITH MY PROBLEMS!!! [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Caller:] I am going to go kill myself... [ Chris Staggs:] Don't kill yourself... [ Caller:] But know one notices me... [ Chris Staggs:] Get fired from work and come back...quit and comeback. [ Caller:] Huh? [ Chris Staggs:] Works for Kyle Broadway... [ Caller:] Well if it worked for him...I will try that. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!!! [ Caller:] Thanks...Bye ( Chris Staggs hangs up the phone as he looks over to Chris Naggs. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Yes? [ Chris Staggs:] I'm ready to go... [ Chris Naggs:] Okay but you contract says you have to answer four calls...you have two more... [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!! We will do it tomorrow. ( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs leaves as the enter the elevator as Chris Staggs tries to press all the buttons except this time Chris Naggs blocks the buttons. Chris Staggs folds his arms and pouts as the elevator doors close. ) ( END PROMO)
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