You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to a flea? Getting caught inside a watch somehow. You don't even care, do you."

"Kinda Like I don't care what Jonathan Collins thinks of Whateva Fo Sho."

( What an interesting Sunday Night Adrenaline was....we saw Whateva Fo Sho become two and zero against the Jason Rothchild Fan Club. I guess their excuse is going to be that they were so overjoyed that Jason Rothchild returned to the SWF. Big deal...this guy has came and gone as many times as Joey Johnson. Anyway that wasn't just all.... the biggest thing is Chris Staggs has a chance to get his eighth World Title Shot. All he has to do is take care of the young gun Bitch Cassidy......Cordozer Stevenson. I mean really why is Chris Carey doing this? Why must he put Cordozer Stevenson in the way of Chris Staggs. This guy lost to Skitzo for crying out loud. Then again I understand why Carey is doing it......RATINGS!  That is why you gave the match two weeks. You want Chris Staggs to carry this match. You want him to carry the match like he carried Andrew Awesome ass the whole month December. You might not want to say it but you are thinking it....Chris Staggs is entertaining. He knows how to carry a feud. Face it Carey. You know that is the truth. Why else would you had me slotted in the fourth spot in the first place. Now you are going to listen to some guy we haven't seen. You actually listen to what he has to say. So now Chris Staggs has to build up this feud with another sack of useless shit to gain more ratings. So Chris Staggs will do it. He will build this match up. He will defeat Cordozer Stevenson and go on to get his eighth World Title shot. Now Chris Staggs must focus back on the tag team titles as he now takes on Jonathan Collins and Colibri Jr....Xtreme Impact.

Jonathan Collins

So Chris Staggs has lost your respect. I am sure he is devastated. I am sure that he is trying to change just for you. I mean who cares that all the SWF fans love him. Who cares about the revenue that Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady is bringing to the SWF. Who cares about making a profit when the sake of Jonathan Collins respecting Chris Staggs is on the line. Really Jonathan what does it matter if Chris Staggs had a homosexual waiter as a lackey. Who cares that his manager is a midget. Unlike your narrow minded self...Chris Staggs is willing to help the discriminated find work. Jonathan Collins there is no denying that Chris Staggs is an idiot. That has been proven the last three months.  Yet feel the urge to say that in hopes that somehow your intelligence will help you pick up the victory over Whateva Fo Sho. Yet there hasn't been many to use the intelligence to defeat Chris Staggs. See rarely does anyone outsmart Chris Staggs merely Chris Staggs stupidity costs him the match. Jonathan don't get your hopes up though. You ,yourself, admitted that Colibri Jr. are just a "middle of the pack" wrestlers taking on two of the premiere talents in the SWF. Jonathan Collins you have won one match against the Hebrew Homies. We both know that those two aren't exactly top of the line talent. They haven't won a match as a tag team. Club 403 has won a match. They couldn't defeat Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady. Yet none of them are as good as Xtreme Impact. How many times have I heard that. People think that they are the best thing yet in reality they have won one damn match and even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Jonathan Collins don't take this as I am being overconfident in Chris Staggs. Its just I know what Chris Staggs is capable. Sure he hasn't won the World Title but only once yet Chris Staggs has climbed the mountain so many times that he has memorized every inch of the damn mountain. Yet then you go and call Chris Staggs just another Hen? What the fuck? Chris Staggs doesn't dream about fucking his mother. Chris Staggs doesn't get turned on by getting shitted on. Chris Staggs comedy is nothing like that of Hen's. Then again who am I talking to? Jonathan Collins just another product of the GWA factory. You know the recipe add some Linkin Park or any other "My World Sucks" Type Bands Lyrics, pretend to be intelligent, use some symbolism, and never get overjoyed.  Jonathan Collins you have the recipe down pretty good.  Jonathan Collins who is the hypocrite now?

Colibri Jr.

Ah the Aztec Xtremist, Colibri Jr., you have been around the SWF for quite sometime haven't you? Yet your partner wants  to lead us on that your mediocrity is just temporary. Yet your mediocrity has been temporary for quite some time now. You haven't done anything with your career. You are stuck in the mud. The more you try and get out of the mud, the more you sink farther and farther down. So you see you couldn't do it in the singles arena of SWF so you join up with some GWA protocol to go after the tag team titles. Yeah good choice maybe double the mediocrity will increase you to almost good. There is one tiny problem with that plan you are facing tag team with great talent individually now teaming to make an almost perfect tag team. It's scary how great Whateva Fo Sho is. Now Colibri Jr. I know the diss session is coming up.  I can feel you cracking open the momma jokes. Damn Colibri Jr. you make a joke out of being serious. You actually call your talking disses. What the fuck? When did we jump back to 1995? Please Colibri Jr. I see why Aztecs became scarce....if they were as corny as you I am sure most of them tried to commit suicide. It was either that or other tribes thought it best to put them out of there misery.  Well I guess that is what Whateva Fo Sho is going to help do. I mean really do we need anymore of these diss session. Let's face it folks the disses are weak to top everything. Though this isn't much "dissing either" but when I am talking to you Colibri Jr....it seems that way.  Really Colibri Jr. you can try and come back to this promo with Chris Staggs is past his prime. He is over the hill. He doesn't have it any more. I AM EXTREME!!! You know stuff like that. Go ahead and follow the crowd. That is what everyone one keeps saying and every week Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady pick up the victories. You would think someone would catch on and say hey, may he isn't over the hill. Yet then again there doesn't seem to be many people who can think for themselves in the SWF now and days. You have about five gimmicks in the SWF....the thug, the gothic/deep thinker, idiot, comedy, cocky. That is all you have. You now wonder why some people are stuck in the middle of the pack. Colibri Jr. you are still going to be mediocre after the match.

Jason Rothchild

Break out the champagne cause Jason Rothchild has made his return as the Club 403's and Mike Steele turn into teenage school girls around him. So Rothy how long will you be around this time? Two months? Three? Maybe till you see that you haven't got it anymore. Rothy you come out and make a big deal that you are back in the SWF. You said you made the SWF? Yet right now it is booming and guess what? You come back. Coincidence ? I don't think so. Jason Rothchild you didn't make shit you just happen to hit the cycle at the right times. Now you come back a former shell of what you were. I don't know what is sadder? You coming back and trying to pick a fight with a guy that hasn't ever beat you or the five star bashings that have turned into Motel 8 Cum jokes. Rothy you are trying to pick a fight that you are going to regret. You will suffer your first loss at the hands of the idiotic mastermind this time around  You have became shit..

Summing It Up...

Another tag team match and another team that is giving credit to Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady of underestimating them. Get it through your heads....that approach has failed twice already and the third time won't be the charm. The Xtreme Impact winning the match is likely as Shawn Jackson not taping Jay-Z's Driven on VH-1. In other words you have not chance of winning. As for Jason Rothchild....just quit while you are ahead in the match ups.

( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs leaving the hotel room as they do. Chris Staggs looks a little confused....well more confused than he usually does. Chris Naggs looks at Chris Staggs then shakes his head as he begins to speak )

[ Chris Naggs:] I know I am going to regret this but what is wrong Chris?

[ Chris Staggs:] Why do we have to go?

[ Chris Naggs:] They needed help...

[ Chris Staggs:] Don't they do that by themselves?

[ Chris Naggs:] No Chris...a Suicide Hotline is where people prevent people from committing suicide.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs:] Indeed.

Thirty Minutes Later...

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walk into the Suicide Prevention Center. They walk into the lobby and proceed to the elevator. Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs step into the elevator as Chris Staggs hits every button on the elevator. )

Five Minutes Later...

( The elevator doors open finally on the right floor as Chris Staggs  and Chris Naggs step out as Chris Naggs looks pissed. Chris Staggs looks at Chris Naggs )

[ Chris Staggs:] Why so mad?

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't know maybe it was stopping at 30 floors on the way up...

[ Chris Staggs:] Ah probably so...

( Just then we see the blonde headed guy walk up with an upbeat appearance. )

[ Blonde Guy:] Hello!! You must be Chris Staggs....I am Tad!

[ Chris Staggs:] Fo SHO!!!

[ Tad:] ALRIGHTY THEN!!! SUPER!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] SUPER!!

[ Tad:] Okay you know why you are here?

[ Chris Staggs:] To help people commit suicide?

[ Tad:] HAHAHAHA Nice one bud.

[ Chris Naggs:] He was being serious...

[ Chris Staggs:] And the name is Chris...not Bud.

[ Tad:] NO PROB!! You Chris Staggs are going to help people from committing suicide.

[ Chris Staggs:] COOLIO!!!! Can I tackle them too?

[ Tad:] Not quite bud...you are answering telephone calls.

[ Chris Staggs:] Damn it my name is Chris!!!

[ Tad:] Right...Anyway you have any questions?

[ Chris Naggs:] I do...

[ Tad:] SUPER!!! What do you need to know my short little friend!

[ Chris Naggs:] Why Chris Staggs?

[ Tad:] Well Bud...We have had an increase in attempted suicides by wrestling fans...We wanted a SWF superstar to talk them out of it..

[ Chris Naggs:] Why?

[ Tad:] Our reports show that since Namen Hammer promos have came back to the SWF that the fans have started trying to kill themselves.

[ Chris Naggs:] Yeah..

[ Tad:] Anymore questions...

[ Chris Naggs:] Nope..

[ Tad:] Super duper!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Now what?

[ Tad:] Time to put you in a cubical and get you started.

[ Chris Staggs:] Fo Sho...

( Chris Staggs, Chris Naggs and Tad proceed through the cubicles as they make there way to the back to an empty cubical as Chris Staggs takes a seat. )

[ Tad:] I will stay here for your first call..

[ Chris Staggs:] YEAH A COOL CHAIR!!!!

( Chris Staggs hops in the chair and starts to spin around real quick. The phone rings as Chris Staggs stops and answers the phone )

[ Chris Staggs:] Yellow...

[ Caller #1:] I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Take what?

[ Caller #1:] I CAN'T TAKE LIFE!!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Life is a cool board game!!!

[ Caller #1:] I CAN'T TAKE NAMEN HAMMERS PROMOS!!!

 [ Chris Staggs:] Yeah he talks like over my head...

[ Caller #1:] I JUST WANT TO END IT ALL I WANT TO HANG MYSELF!!!

 [ Chris Staggs:] You a member of the KKK?

[ Caller #1:] WHAT!? NO I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!! I AM GOING TO HANG MYSELF!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Hold something heavy where you will go quicker!!!

( Tad is shocked)

[ Tad:] WHAT!? NO!!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT HIM!!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] Shhhhh....I'm on the phone.

[ Tad:] PREVENT HIM!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] How? I am here and he is on there.

[ Tad:] GIVE ME THE PHONE!!!

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Tad grabs the phone and forwards him to another dispatcher. )

[ Tad:] Okay that didn't go to good.

[ Chris Staggs:] You're telling me...You kept talking....

[ Tad:] Okay let me explain this again...You Chris Staggs are suppose to talk people out of killing themselves.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Tad:] You understand

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Tad:] Why don't we call this a day...Bud and you come back tomorrow?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Tad:] Take care Bud

[ Chris Staggs:] Damn it my name isn't BUD!!!

[ Tad:] SUPER!

( Tad walks off as Chris Staggs sits there and begins to spin...Chris Naggs rolls his eyes. )

[ Chris Naggs:] You ready to go?

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs stands up and starts to stagger a bit )

[ Chris Staggs:] Why is the room spinning?

[ Chris Naggs:] Cause you are dizzy.

[ Chris Staggs:] TINY TOON ADVENTURES RULES!!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right...come on...

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walk toward the elevator and get in. Chris Staggs once against presses all the buttons as Chris Naggs starts hammering his head against the wall of the elevator. )

[ Chris Staggs:] Does that hurt?

[ Chris Naggs:] I WILL SH........

( The Elevator doors close )

( END PROMO )