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Is Joey Cash mentally handicap? He acts like it Does he actually have a chance? ummmmmm Nope Is Staggs going to destroy Joey Cash? You can bet on it. Will Staggs dominate the match? Yes Is the going to be the beginning of a winning streak? You better believe it. ǧ[ Well Well Well, it seems that Joey Cash has decided to shoot his mouth off and waste energy that he will need to even think about surviving a minute in the ring with Chris Staggs. That was a dumb move on Joey's part. I mean the 'Playboy' must not know what he is walking into. He must not know that Chris Staggs is the best damn technical PERIOD. I mean that must be the only reason he is running his mouth. That or Joey Cash is just a complete moron and doesn't know any better. Either way through ,lack of knowledge or complete stupidity, he will suffer the consequences. If Joey Cash continues to do promos and continues to waste his breath talking about the Canadian Excellence of Chris Staggs that is fine. It will just be that much easier for him to pin your in the center of the ring for the one......two......three. Joey Cash you actually think that you are going to win? Now that is funny, You a no talent hack beating a very talented and skill wrestler. Joey Cash you think Chris Staggs is not a main eventer. Well come Friday morning well afternoon when you finally come to you will be singing a different too. Joey Cash you say that you can back up what you say. Yeah right. Joey Cash you know deep down inside of your stomach that you don't said a snowball in hell chance of winning and being able to back up your shit. Joey Cash you can keep telling saying that you are going to do this, you are going to do that. Who are you trying to convince? Yourself. Hell Joey Cash you must be that important anyways, the front office didn't know who the hell you were. Then you expect Chris Staggs to know who the hell you are. Give me a break. Joey Cash, you will step into Thursday Night Thrillzone against one of the best the SWF has to offer and you will see just how long of a journey you have got to be the best. Joey Cash what chance do you got of winning? None. You can attempted to comeback with your childish and uneducated comeback and try and I do mean try to insult Chris Staggs. Joey Cash, Thursday Night you will begin your first of many many many loses in the SWF. Joey Cash you might as well shut up right now before you do something stupid and piss off Chris Staggs. Then you won't last one minute in the ring with Chris Staggs. Its just that simple. There is only three little words left to say............ROLL THE PROMO ]ǧ ǧ[ The camera fades in with a shot of a door inside the very busy Calagry Mall. The camera crew comes up close to the door as voices are heard inside. ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : I am not doing this..... ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : You have to ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Why? ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : There is already a line a mile long ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : So ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : You will make hundreds and hundreds of kids cry. ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : AGHHHHHHH ALRIGHT, Let's this thing over with. ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : OH GOODIE YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Well at least I want look as stupid as you ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : What do you mean? ǧ[ The door begins to open as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter walks out decked out in a stupid elf suit. Then a few minutes later out walks Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs dressed in a Santa Claus suit. Chris Staggs slowly walks to the chair looking down at the ground. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes a seat in the chair ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Ho...................................Ho..........................*sighs*Ho ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : HEY BOYS AND GIRLS WHO WANTS TO TAKE THEIR PICTURE WITH SANTA!!!!!! ǧ[ All the kids start raising their hands. As the first kid walks over a sits on Staggs's knee. ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Look at the camera kid and smile. ��| Kid #1 |�� : Hey Santa aren't you suppose to ask me what I want ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs checks for an answer from Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter who nods in agreement . ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : What do you want? ��| Kid #1 |�� : I want Playstation 2 and a Jason Rothchild tee shirt. ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Okay, you will get the Playstation 2 but that Jason Rothchild shirt isn't, instead you get a Chris Staggs tee shirt ��| Kid #1 |�� : Who? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Kid just look at the camera and smile ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter takes the kids picture as the next kid comes up ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : What do you want for Christmas ��| Kid #2 |�� : Peace of Earth ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : How am I suppose to do that? ��| Kid #2 |�� : Your Santa!! ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : I know I give gifts not miracles, now look at the camera a smile ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter takes the kids picture as the next kid comes up ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : What do you want for Christmas ��| Kid #3 |�� : Your Not Santa AGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Shut the hell up kid! ��| Kid #3 |�� : AGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Someone get this kid ǧ[ The mother of the kid comes up and takes the kid ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Well its break time. We will be back.......next Christmas ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� :Yeah.......what? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Every kid in line geta Chris Staggs tee shirt ǧ[ Just then all the kids let out a Who? as Chris Staggs shakes his head in disgust and walks to the "Santa Workshop" a.k.a. The dressing room/ Employee Bathroom. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes a seat in the chair and pulls out the pillow stuck under his shirt and takes off his santa shirt. He also takes off the hat and wig n beard. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs sits in a white tee shirt and red Santa pants and black boots. He then begins to speak again ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Damnit....That is the last time you pick a promotional stunt ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Well, It would have worked if you would have been more cheerful ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Um, no...... ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Grinch ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : You are an idiot. Speaking of idiots it looks like this Joey Cash has decided to talk some shit about me. That is fine cause his second grade comments doesn't phase me one bit. I know come Thursday Night around 8:10 when we step into the ring that is will be nothing but a lopsided match in my favor. Joey Cash says that I am under estimating him. Tell how can I under estimate nothing? Joey Cash that is exactly what you are. You are nothing. You are nothing a talent less waste of space. Joey Cash you think I am not a main eventer cause I am not in the main event. I am Main Eventer and if you don't believe, I would be happy to prove it to you. I will show you why they call the Main Eventer. You see Joey Cash I am the best damn technical wrestler period and I will take care of you with east just like I did to Bongo. You can continue to try to form ideas in that small brain of yours to make comebacks against this promo. It will not do you any good cause Thursday Night Thrillzone everyone knows that I will step on to the canvas and take you out like yesterday's garbage. So Joey Cash why don't you stay in that club, drink all you can drink and get a drunk as you can then come to Eugene, Oregon step into the ring and get the beating of a lifetime. Then that way at least you can put off the pain till you come to the next day with a hangover, a bruised and a battered body. Joey Cash you have as much as a chance as a drunk in a mine field, You are not going to last long at all. Joey Cash you say that you been out the ring for awhile and you expect to be on the top of your game. Yeah that's likely.......not to be true. You see you will have some ring rust and get the hell beat of you. Cash you might as well face it. You are mediocre. Its okay, you have people like Kris Kronix, Nothingface, Cyrus Storm, and Crisis at you same level. You can talk all you want about you talent but we both know that is a lie. We both know you don't have any wrestling talent or wrestling skill. I will prove it to the rest of the world this Thursday Night. Joey Cash face it, I am quicker, stronger, faster, and more talented then you ever dreamed of being. That is why I am going to win with ease over you Thursday Night Thrillzone. So Joey Cash remember everyone who faces me will receive The J.O.B. Now if you don't mind get out and let me change where I leave this stupid place ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : It's not stupid ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Whatever you say ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� :IT'S NOT!!!!!! ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Sure ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : IT'S NOT ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs rolls his eyes and puts his head in hands as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter keeps telling Chris it's not stupid.]ǧ ǧ[ Camera Fades Black ]ǧ
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