The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

"Something Chris Staggs wants to shut up in Hen's face"

Sudden Immortality

Sudden...Webster's dictionary defines it as happening without warning; unforeseen; characterized by hastiness; abrupt or rash; characterized by rapidity; quick and swift. Sudden is a fitting word in the pay per view name. The match between Hen and Chris Staggs will effect each other's career suddenly. Hen's career will be effect more suddenly than Chris Staggs's though. Hen has a title shot riding on this victory. Though the victory is harder than he might think. See Hen's doesn't know how sudden his career will fall if he does lose to the idiotic mastermind. See Hen you will lose your CHOSEN CHALLENGER status. You will lose the shot of achieving the most prestigious prize in the SWF. Something your opponent has already experienced. He has been at the top. He has look down at the roster. He held the title for two months. Hen that is two more months than you have held the SWF World Title. Though suddenly you get the chance of getting at shot at A2 or Strick Carrington. You have a shot at hitting the ultimate high. Yet suddenly you realize you are in the ring with a former SWF World Champion. Suddenly you put on this front like you are not affected by Chris Staggs. You suddenly act like the biggest ego in the SWF. You suddenly think that you are going to have a cake walk. Then suddenly you are hit with shock therapy. Suddenly everything goes black. Suddenly the referee counts the one two three. Suddenly your dreams are dashed within three seconds. Your hopes are crushed within three seconds. Suddenly you will have to return square one. Suddenly you are nothing. Three seconds Hen...three seconds...they separate you from the chance of achieving your SWF dream and you starting over from scrap. Hen, suddenly I am starting to feel that you are actually listening to what I am saying. You are starting to realize that suddenly you could have nothing at the hands of Chris Staggs. Sudden Immortality? Hen you have a chance at this. You just have one big problem. The Idiotic Mastermind is standing in your way. He is ready to suddenly stop your rise. Hen your are not going to be going to the next pay per view to face the World Champion for suddenly Chris Staggs is going to do what he does best and defeat ego driven assholes like yourself...

HEN

Finally the week has arrived. FO SHO! Chris Staggs has finally got you to snap, Hen. FO SHO!  He got you to release your anger that has been bottled up. FO SHO! He has gotten you to resort to physical confrontation. FO SHO! The Idiotic Mastermind has gotten inside your head. FO SHO! He has caused you to defeat your love. FO SHO! He has caused you to harm your love. FO SHO! And Chris Staggs did it without laying a finger on you...the chair is a different story. FO SHO! Hen for a man that is supposed intelligential superior to Chris Staggs, you seem the one that is falling for trap after trap. FO SHO! Why though you may ask? FO SHO! It's quite simple as the plans Chris Staggs comes up with are so simple they appear harmless. FO SHO!  Yet they have a hidden agenda. FO SHO! You see with every FO SHO, I drive you more and more over the edge. FO SHO! Now Hen, you have talked over the last month or so of becoming a porn star. FO SHO! So I am guessing you came to the SWF to brush up of some cheap acting skills? FO SHO! Well Henry you got that part down pat. FO SHO! Yet Hen, we know the only way that you will ever be on a porno shoot is as an cheap extra. FO SHO! Hen you make us believe that you are "well blessed" by your promos and the women you have on it. FO SHO! I wouldn't be surprised if your weren't hung more like a three year old boy. FO SHO!  Now Hen I think can help you out with your little problem with your dreams. FO SHO! You know the dream where you are fucking your mother while she takes a shit. FO SHO! Well it's quite simple to breakdown, you see you are nothing more than a momma's boy which answers the mother part. FO SHO! You are also full of shit which explains the shit. FO SHO! Hen now wasn't that so simple? FO SHO! That answers your dream questions. FO SHO! Now Hen lets get down to business. FO SHO!  Hen, now everyone knows that you have to beat Chris Staggs to get the world title shot that you have wanted since your arrival in the SWF. FO SHO! Yet Hen you are walking into this match thinking like every other single wrestler with the exception of Tommy Grady and thinking that since Chris Staggs is an certified idiot that you will have now problem in this match. FO SHO! You will be like the many others. FO SHO!  You will take Chris Staggs for granted and be rudely woken up via The Shock Therapy. FO SHO!  Give it up Hen. FO SHO! You are not mentally stable to pick up the victory. FO SHO! He has you right where he wants you.. FO SHO! Hen you can come up with great front. FO SHO! You can talk about how you were never defeated in the IFW. FO SHO! Yet we all know the reason you picked up wins in the IFW and is was certainly not because of your trash talkin' ability, no it is hard to speak with your mouth full isn't Hen? FO SHO! See Hen I know you are starting to unzip Carey' pants. FO SHO! After all you are part of Inner Sacrum otherwise the generic corporation stable. FO SHO!  Now Hen come release your fucked up promos. FO SHO! I mean what the hell has gotten in to you the last couple weeks? FO SHO! It's like you were in to some of KB's shit. FO SHO! You know that weed is the cheapest weed you can get. FO SHO!  Hen you ain't go shit on the idiotic mastermind. FO SHO!

Tommy Grady

Congrats on your victory. FO SHO!....Damn it's hard to get out of that mode. You have done something that others rarely do. You were able to defeat Chris Staggs. Tommy Grady though you know that was a damn fluke don't you. You know you couldn't do that same thing twice. I guess we will have to find out later down the road.

Summing It Up

So the next Pay Per View is Sudden Immortality. This is the chance to step up Hen. This is your chance to get a chance at your dream. This is your chance go on and face the SWF World Champion. Yet we all know that you are going to drop the ball more than a Bengals receiver. Hen you are going to fumble away your chances at ever becoming SWF World Champion. Well maybe not. You will just have to "swallow" your pride some more to get another chance at the SWF World Title.

( Camera fades in as we see our duo driving the Hen Mobile. Chris Staggs drives as Chris Naggs starts looking through Hen's CD collection. Chris Naggs flips through the CD collection in disbelief. Chris Naggs starts to laugh at loud. Chris Staggs starts to laugh as Chris Naggs stops and looks at Chris Staggs. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Why are you laughing?

[ Chris Staggs:] Umm I don't know. Why were you?

[ Chris Naggs:] Hen's CD collection

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh Hen's CD COLLECTION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ Chris Naggs:] That wasn't the funny part.

[ Chris Staggs:] Oh!

[ Chris Naggs:] I was laughing at the CDs he has in here.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] I mean Elton John's Greatest Hits?

[ Chris Staggs:] B-B-Benny and the jets!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right, then we have the Spice Girls

[ Chris Staggs:] Make ya say ziggy ziggy ah!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right...oh man this is classic Abba!

[ Chris Staggs:] Umm.....

[ Chris Naggs:] You know dancing queen.

[ Chris Staggs:] Right....dancing queen

[ Chris Naggs:] Damn the Jackson 5!!

[ Chris Staggs:] ABC YEAH YOU KNOW ME!!!

[ Chris Naggs:]  FINALLY KENNY G

[ Chris Staggs:] ....................

[ Chris Naggs:] You know the flute player

[ Chris Staggs:] Yeah but I didn't know how to make a flute sound

[ Chris Naggs:] Oh

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Now you know that we have to put the Hen Mobile on a boat

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] You can slow down.

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] SLOW DOWN!!!

( Chris Staggs locks on the brakes as the spin out of control and run off into the water as the front half of the Hen Mobile is submerge under water. )

[ Chris Naggs:] JUST GREAT!

[ Chris Staggs:] No Chris this is bad.

[ Chris Naggs:] I KNOW!

[ Chris Staggs:] Then why did you say it was good?

[ Chris Naggs:] Nevermind

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] We need to get out and call for a tow truck.

[ Chris Staggs:] I got it.

( Chris Staggs guns it as they spin in place. They start to sink down. )

[ Chris Naggs:] QUIT!

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

[ Chris Naggs:] Let's get out and call for a tow truck

[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs climb out of the Hen Mobile through the window and begin to walk )

At The Mechanic

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs get out of the tow truck and walk into the shop. The mechanic walks up )

[ Mechanic:] So what's the problem

[ Chris Staggs: ] Car was in the water

[ Mechanic:] So the engine was flooded

[ Chris Staggs: ] No the car was in the water

[ Mechanic:] Are you an idiot?

[ Chris Staggs: ] Yes.

[ Mechanic:] Anything else you need?

[ Chris Staggs: ] Yeah I want it to bounce.

[ Mechanic:] You want Hydraulics

[ Chris Staggs: ] I already told you it was under water

[ Mechanic:] Aghhhh I will make it bounce.

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!

( The Mechanic walks to the garage. )

[ Chris Naggs:] What are you doing?

[ Chris Staggs: ] Frontin' like a wanksta!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right

[ Chris Staggs: ] You ain't no gangsta!

[ Chris Naggs:] Damn it I told you no MTV2 Hip Hop!

[ Chris Staggs: ] BUT THEY HAD SWAY!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] Right.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Damn when is he going to be done!

[ Chris Naggs:] He just got in the garage.

[ Chris Staggs: ] OH

30 Seconds Later...

[ Chris Staggs: ] Damn when is he going to be done!

[ Chris Naggs:] NO! Now lets play the statue game...GO

( Chris Staggs freezes )

2 Hours Later...

( The Mechanic walks back into the shop. Chris Naggs gets up as Chris Staggs is still frozen as a statue. Chris Naggs looks back and rolls his eyes. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Okay you win.

[ Chris Staggs: ] DAMN I RULE!!!

( Chris Staggs gets up and joins them. )

[ Mechanic:] Ok I fixed the engine and put in the hydraulics.

[ Chris Staggs: ] WHAT!? NO BOUNCE!

[ Mechanic:] Oh and the bouncer

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!

[ Mechanic:] That will be 670 dollars

[ Chris Staggs: ] Chris he wants to talk to you!

[ Chris Naggs:] I always end up paying for everything. Good thing I take a 70 percent of the cut.

( Chris Staggs gets the keys as they get into the Hen Mobile. Chris Staggs cranks it and it hits )

[ Chris Naggs:] IT WORKS!!!

[ Chris Staggs: ] Not yet

( Chris Staggs flips the switch as the pull out into the street. They start to bounce a little, then a little higher and finally starting bouncing real high. )

[ Chris Staggs: ] WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ Chris Naggs:] Good now not so high, flip the switch off.

( He tries to turn off the switch as it's stuck. )

[ Chris Staggs: ] Uh Oh.

[ Chris Naggs:] So we have to drive like this now.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Fo Sho!

( They bounce down the street as Chris Staggs puts in a CD of his own. They begin to bounce and bump "In Da Club" By 50 Cent. They bounce down to the ferry as they head of to Rome, Italy. )

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