"Kind like how scary Hen is to anyone"

I have been Chris Staggs's narrator now for over a year and I have seen the SWF through is lean times and its best times. Right now the SWF is booming with superstars coming out of the woodwork. Why though? Is it cause of Chris Carey and his cunning wit? Please they are like five people who like Chris Carey.  Did they come cause they think the SWF is the best federation ever? No that isn't the case. Did they come cause they thought they could succeed in the SWF. Well that maybe the case. That though isn't the main reason why the recent boom of wrestlers coming to the SWF, no, the main reason is there no where else to go since the closing of the W3  So now they come here and take people spots in the spotlight. They arrive and within a week or two they get a title shot. They are going to take over spots held by seasoned veterans. No way they are going to do this. Chris Staggs has given the SWF over a year of loyalty. He has given the SWF some since of stability. Chris Staggs has remained a figure in the SWF and SWF fans minds. So there is no way Chris Staggs is going to step aside and let a Kevin Jones or a Mercury get his spot.  Chris Staggs will be a main factor in the SWF for sometime to come. He has worked so hard to give it up now. He has gave too much to let them steal it away from him. He has sacrificed so much for it to be ripped away from him. Chris Staggs is going to be at the top now and for the rest of his career. Chris Staggs is the rock that SWF has laid there foundation on.  Chris Staggs isn't going to let these supposed greats from the W3 or FWF out shine him. Chris Staggs is going to be what he always he  has been. That is being the steady rock that he has been the whole year.

Tommy Grady

Tommy, so exactly how did you want me to take your comments of Chris Staggs being soft? I was simply telling you that you were wrong and it seemed to me that you were taking the match for granted. I guess you are not. I guess your simple mind is on the same level as Chris Staggs. Tommy Grady, you talk about how Chris Staggs has not motivation in this match. You talk about Chris Staggs is in a lose-lose situation. Which I don't see how you get that. Chris Staggs doesn't want to lose to a supposed "newbie" to the SWF. He doesn't want to be upset by a rookie. That doesn't mean he thinks he is better than the match. The match is in the third hour after all. So Tommy Grady must have made some sort of impression on the higher ups. Tommy Grady there is another reason that the match is important for Chris Staggs and that is Chris Staggs needs to have a roll going into the pay per view when he tries to prevent Hen from becoming the number one contender for the SWF World Title shot. Tommy Grady, you have shown a great fight with a little bit a cockiness. A cockiness that will prevent you from picking up the "upset." What cockiness am I talking about though? "I'd hate for Tommy to smack you down further than the position you've already sank without a little bit of fight in ya" I know that was your narrator doing the talking ,but he speaks for what Tommy was thinking. You think that Chris Staggs has sunk down in the card since he is facing you. Damn yet another insult to Tommy Grady. Damn Tommy, your narrator seems to be doing more harm than good. Tommy Grady, I respect you. I think Chris Staggs respects you ,but then again you never know what Chris Staggs is thinking. Anyway Tommy Grady this match seems more a mutual respect match more than your typical match. That may be due to the fact that we both are faces in midst the roster full of heels. Anyway Tommy Grady, you might defeat Chris Staggs ,but I wouldn't get my hopes up. The simple fact that Chris Staggs has been on a roll lately. Now Tommy Grady why are you questioning Chris Staggs? You ask him if he is ready or not. Tommy I guess you haven't been around long enough to realize that Chris Staggs is never ready for a match. See Tommy it is like something comes on in his head when the bell rings. He becomes focused and aware of the job at hand. That job is to defeat his opponent in anyway, form, or fashion. Tommy Grady and Aaron Everage think that Chris Staggs is a washed up wrestler? What the hell we are just about one month removed from Chris Staggs's world title shot that he was screwed out of. Tommy Grady, you talk about meeting eye to eye in the center of the ring and Chris Staggs realizing that he should be there. So now you are saying Chris Staggs is scared of you? Well I guess will have to wait and see won't we. We will see how scared Chris Staggs is when the match is taking place. We will see how scared Chris Staggs is when he is getting his hand raised in victory. Remember nothing scares stupidity. Tommy Grady tonight like your narrator said all the questions will be answered.

Hen

FO SHO!!!!  One more Adrenaline is left. There is one more Adrenaline till Sudden Immorality. One more night to play the idiotic mastermind games. One more night to send you over the edge. Hen I can tell Chris Staggs is getting to you. You are talking about him more than you are your opponents. You are fixated in killing Chris Staggs. Hen you are a couple mind games away from putting you in your right mental frame. The right mental frame for Chris Staggs to pick up the victory. See Hen there is a point when anger hampers you. Right now you are close to losing it. Chris Staggs has some plans lined up tonight that will send you into a drunken rage. You don't believe it?  You will after tonight. Wait I take that back you won't realize it for Chris Staggs will be the only thing you can think about. Hen you are just about done. You think you are the chosen challenger? You are no chosen challenger. Hen you are Chris Carey's about fourth chosen wrestler to take Chris Staggs out of the SWF for good. No one has been able to do it. Even the World Champion A2 couldn't do it. I mean look at it. Chris Staggs has went through the whole line of Inner Sacrum with the exception of you and Jeff Harris. He has lost once cause of a screw job. Hen face it, your chances of winning the number one contender ship is slim to none.

The Natural Progression

The Hair club for rejects are going to talk to the crowd. Why? They are going to come out and make jokes about Shawn Jackson and Jay Z? They going to rip on Stick Carrington. They are going to let their new "friend" play in the games. Damn A2 you ain't shit. You take away the stack of cards and the only belt around your waist is the dress belt holding up your pants. You know that is the fact. I mean come on you spoke once about Chris Staggs once. Jeff Harris........please run bitch and get my coffee. As for Josh Epic, damn quit acting like a queer little bitch.

Summing It Up

Tommy Grady tonight is your big night. This is your chance to leap into the forefront. This is your chance to make a name for yourself. Too bad you are going choke like Christie Norwood in the 1991 Super Bowl. Hen tonight you are going to be push more then Jimmy Luciano in the FWF. The Natural Progression you are about as productive as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

( Camera opens up as we see our duo of Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs entering a ski resort in Denver. Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walk to the ski rental building. Chris Staggs looks around the place. He picks up a snowboard as the whole lot of snowboards fall. Chris Staggs runs over to Chris Naggs as they walk up to the clerk. )

[ Chris Staggs: ] I want to go down the big hill.

[ Ski Clerk: ] So you need some skis

[ Chris Staggs: ] No, I want to go down the hill really fast.

[ Ski Clerk: ] Yes I know, you need skis

[ Chris Staggs: ] FINE!!!

[ Ski Clerk: ] Okay

( The Ski Clerk goes back in the back to get the skis )

[ Chris Staggs: ] Skis....HA! No one told him that there is no water here

[ Chris Naggs: ] Yeah.....right ( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes. )

( The Ski Clerk returns with the skis in hand. He hands them to them. )

[ Ski Clerk: ] Here is your skis.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Thanks I will have fun with these skis ( Chris Staggs winks. )

[ Ski Clerk: ] Something in your eye?

[ Chris Staggs: ] SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE!? NO WHO IS ASKING THE QUESTIONS!!!

[ Ski Clerk: ] Whateva...

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walks out of the Ski Rental building and stop at a sign point different ways. The Bunny Hills ( For Kids), The Speed Demon, The Dead Man's Cliff, or Novice Hills. )

[ Chris Naggs: ] Where do you want to go?

[ Chris Staggs: ] BUNNY HILLS!!!!!

[ Chris Naggs: ] But...

[ Chris Staggs: ] Bunny HILLS!!! BUNNY HILLS!!!!

[ Chris Naggs: ] You're not going to stop till I give in are you?

[ Chris Staggs: ] Umm nope

[ Chris Naggs: ] Fine...

[ Chris Staggs: ] YAY!!!

( Chris Staggs starts to do his dance but hits some ice and falls )

[ Chris Staggs: ] OUCH!

( Chris Staggs gets up as they begin to walk to the Bunny Hills. Chris Naggs and Chris Staggs begins to talk )

[ Chris Naggs: ] I was watching Tommy Grady's last promo ..

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs: ] Yeah and he brought out a product that had your face on it...

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO?

[ Chris Naggs: ] Yeah it was called like Astroglide

[ Chris Staggs: ] YEAH!!!

[ Chris Naggs: ] Wait that was your business deal we let you do by yourself?

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!!!

[ Chris Naggs: ] Why would you want your face of Astroglide?

[ Chris Staggs: ] I WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT!!!

[ Chris Naggs: ] Umm what does that have to do with Astroglide?.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Astroglide, Rocket Ships air freshener!!

[ Chris Naggs: ] Not exactly

( Chris Naggs tells Chris Staggs to bend down. He does as Chris Naggs whispers something into Chris Staggs's ear )

[ Chris Staggs: ] IT IS!? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[ Chris Naggs: ] Yeah....

[ Chris Staggs: ] YAY!!! BUNNY HILLS!!!

[ Chris Naggs: ] Ummmm.......

( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs stand among a bunch of 4th and 5th graders. Just then a 4th grader walks up to them. )

[ Chris Staggs: ] HI!!! I AM CHRIS STAGGS!!!

[ 4th Grader: ] Yeah uh this is kids only...

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!!!

[ 4th Grader: ] Yep....

( Chris Staggs looks around as he sees little kids and looks at Chris Naggs )

[ Chris Staggs: ] Chris, you are the shortest one here

[ Chris Naggs: ] HEY!! SHUT UP!!!

[ Chris Staggs: ] Ok

[ Chris Naggs: ] Good now you want to leave the bunny hill?

[ Chris Staggs: ] ........................

[ Chris Naggs: ] CHRIS!!!

[ Chris Staggs: ] ........................

[ Chris Naggs: ] CHRIS!!!

[ Chris Staggs: ] ........................

[ Chris Naggs: ] TALK!!!

[ Chris Staggs: ] But you told me to shut up!

[ Chris Naggs: ] Okay anyway answer me..............Chris?

( Chris Staggs is seen pushing the kids out of the way )

[ Chris Staggs: ] ME FIRST ME FIRST!!!

( Chris Staggs goes down to the hill that is about four feet high )

[ Chris Staggs: ] That was FUN!!!

( Chris Staggs runs up to the top but gets in the way of the ski lift as Chris Staggs is taken off his feet and taken up the mountain to Dead Man Cliff. Chris Staggs gets dropped off. Chris Staggs looks down the mountain as it is almost a straight drop off. )

[ Chris Staggs: ] Ummm....help!

( Just then a guy comes up. )

[ The Skier: ] Shit or get of the pot.

[ Chris Staggs: ] But I am not using the bathroom

[ The Skier: ] Just go...

( The guy shoves Chris Staggs as he goes down the hill flipping and tumbling all the way down. He finally stops at the foot of the mountain. Chris Staggs sits up. )

[ Chris Staggs: ] Five more minutes mommy.

( Chris Staggs falls back down as Chris Naggs comes running )

[ Chris Naggs: ] Why did you go down dead man's cliff

[ Chris Staggs: ] I don't know?

[ Chris Naggs: ] Damn its almost time to go to the arena.

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!?

[ Chris Naggs: ] Yes

[ Chris Staggs: ] Wait I want to dumpster speak.

[ Chris Naggs: ] Dumpster speak? You mean trash talkin'

[ Chris Staggs: ] That too.

[ Chris Naggs: ] I guess you can

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!!! Hi I am Chris Staggs. Tommy Grady you are cool. You are funny too. You make me laugh. I hope you win.

[ Chris Naggs: ] WHAT!? You hope he wins!?

[ Chris Staggs: ] Yeah...

[ Chris Naggs: ] You are suppose to insult him, and tell him you are better than him.

[ Chris Staggs: ] Why?

[ Chris Naggs: ] Forget it, lets get ready for tonight's show.

( Chris Staggs gets up as the duo walks away )

( END PROMO )