[ The Year Of The Idiot: Slim Naggs and TuPac? FO SHO! ]

So tonight we are going to have The Fix eh? We are going to display the best of the best...well not really. See the SWF and IWF are the only teams in town. W3 went bankrupt. Jason Rothchild's love of Limp Bizkit memorabilia finally sunk the W3. Damn Fred Durst is the root of all evil. The IFW and HWA have closed their doors. Though these two federation closing wasn't much of a shock. You have Jason Hartnell and T-Dogg running feds; it was bound to end up like Justin Goldman's last stint with the FWF. See the SWF and IWF are the only two feds left. So Chris Carey is bringing out the checkbook to sign Hunter Tazi? Chamber? Tommy Grady? Jason Sensation? What the hell Carey? This is the time to raid the rosters and all you are doing is building up wrestlers for your dark matches? Duh Fock?! Why not go after Odyssey, Mike Lloyd, Missle, even the tragic hero James Sexton? I mean some one that would help the SWF. We got enough mid card and jobbers as it is. We need more people that can main event. Hell A2 is the fucking champion thanks to your stacking the deck against Chris Staggs. See Chris Carey I know why we will not see any of these guys I mentioned before. You are afraid that you can't control them like you can the Inner Sanctum. You are the puppet master and the Renegades of Coolness and A2 are your brain washed puppets. I mean fuck they align with your bald headed retard looking face cause you can give them a free ride. They know they can't do the shit on their own. I, as Chris Staggs's narrator, am declaring war on Inner Sanctum through Chris Staggs of course. A2 and his little ass buddies already tried to put me out of business. The funny thing the little pussy didn't do it. Yeah they kidnapped me and tried to fuck me but I got out with minor injuries. Now that I have got that off my chest lets talk about Hen's bitch....

I see you have found time to remove your lips from Hen's ass long enough to cut a promo. Congrats on that. Yeah you really showed us. We have bad grammar. I am crushed. I prided myself in good grammar and if anyone said other I would go kill myself. Fuck off Erik Olson. This isn't a class room. You are not an elderly English teacher. You are the Speed Racer...wait that isn't right...oh right Heckraiser. Wait I must be boring you. That is what you said Chris Staggs's promo were after all. So we are boring? This promo is boring? This is the guy who cut his promo about chocolate milk. Geez I guess to be cool you got the drink milk? What the fuck this isn't a Got Milk campaign. This is the SWF. This isn't the IFW, you are not facing people like Jason Stylez. Jason Stylez is the equivalent of Jason Sensation. The guy has not talent. R-FU isn't here. The jobber stable isn't here. You would think you would realize this three months ago when you got your assed handed to you three times. See Olson you forgot that you and Chris Staggs are 1-1 in the record books. Chris Staggs holds a victory over you and Hen. I was the first guy to pin Hen in any type of match. Yet you are the better of the two Renegades of Coolness. That is what you are claiming right? You are better than Hen. Yet in Hen's promo he says just opposite. You are nothing more an ego with no titles...like most of the SWF roster. Now I know this seems unplanned, unrehearsed, and useless ,but you know what? This promo right now is still ten times better than anything you could ever think of. Yet I forget that you have about as much originality as Chris Carey has hair. You are practically ripping all your trash talking out of the book called "Trash Talking For Dummies". You have made a joke of my grammar...CHECK....You have called Chris Staggs's promo a waste of time...CHECK...You have no called Chris Staggs boring...DING DING DING...We got ourselves a carbon copy heel. Maybe in your next promo you can come out making fun of how Chris Staggs looks. You might get to chapter ten and bring out the big guns and call Chris Staggs stupid. Erik Olson you are nothing more than Hen's lackey. Yet you don't deny the point that I make. So I guess I was right. You are Hen's bitch. You can't think for yourself. You can't live without Hen. He completes you right? Fuck off Erik, you are not the greatest wrestler. The SWF isn't your federation. You are a typical wrestler and nothing more. You will never be the SWF World Champion. You will never take to hand off to carry the ball. You are Hen's lackey face it.

The Chosen Contender...blah! You think Chris Staggs isn't going to have a chance in hell to beat you? You think just cause you have lost three matches in your entire career, that you are going to have no trouble with Chris Staggs. Please Hen, Chris Staggs is already getting to you. He has got in your mind. The Idiotic Mastermind is at work. You think he isn't going to have you worked up in a frenzy? He is going to have you so pissed that you will not be able to think straight. I can tell that you are close to the edge already. You are starting to use words like STUPID. You now that FO SHO!? is going to give you a fucking nervous breakdown. You will never be able to face A2 in the main event for two reasons. The first reason is obvious. The reason is simply that you will not be able to defeat Chris Staggs in match at Sudden Immorality. The other reason is during this feud Chris Staggs is going to give you a fucking nervous breakdown. It will be hard as hell to face A2 at the local mental ward. Though I know what you are thinking right now Hen. Chris Staggs is too dumb to think of something genius. He must be faking. Faking...the guy hasn't broken character yet. He has been idiotic the last three or so months Now that is hard as hell to do. He might actually be that dumb.. So Hen I just got one last thing to say to you................................................FO SHO!?! FO SHO!? FO FUCKIN SHO!?!

Oh and as for what Chris Staggs's gimmick is....umm he is original something that the Renegades of Coolios might want to look into....Hen you are nothing more than your typical comedic heel and Erik well you are the gullible lackey. Now Erik with that being said you can't quit watching and resume to kissing Hen's ass.

( Camera fades in as we see a sold out arena for a concert as we see the stage. Fireworks go off as the crowd starts to go crazy as "Lose Yourself" starts to play as all of a sudden we see Chris Naggs and Chris Staggs. Chris Staggs has a hooded sweatshirt with the hood on. Chris Naggs has bleach blind hair, white tee shirt and baggy jeans basically a mini Slim Shady. Chris Naggs pulls out a mic from his pants. Chris Naggs begins to speak as Chris Staggs jump in place )

[ Chris Naggs: ] Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted…One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

( Chris Staggs continues to jump up and down )

[ Chris Naggs: ] His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
He’s chokin, how everybody’s jokin now
The clock’s run out, time’s up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that
Is he? No

( Chris Staggs continues to jump up and down )

[ Chris Naggs: ] He won’t have it , he knows his whole back city’s ropes
It don’t matter, he’s dope
He knows that, but he’s broke
He’s so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that’s when it’s
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him

( Chris Staggs continues to jump up and down as then a TuPac shows up with the mic. )

[ TuPac: ]You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

( Chris Staggs continues to jump up and down while nodding his head up and down.. )

[ Chris Naggs: ] The soul’s escaping, through this hole that it’s gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom’s close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he’s know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He’s grown farther from home, he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His bosses don’t want him no mo, he’s cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it’s old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

( Chris Staggs continues to jump up and down while nodding his head up and down.. )

[ TuPac: ]You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

( Chris Staggs continues to jump up and down while nodding his head up and down.. )

[ Chris Naggs: ] No more games, I’ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs cage
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody’s payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can’t get by with my 9 to 5
And I can’t provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don’t buy diapers
And it’s no movie, there’s no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it’s getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama’s screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I’m like a snail
I’ve got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure’s not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem’s lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

( Chris Staggs continues to jump up and down while nodding his head up and down.. )

[ TuPac: ]You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

[ Chris Naggs: ] You can do anything you set your mind to, man

( Chris Staggs stops jumping pulls down his hood and pulls out a mic from his pocket and place it to his mouth. )

[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Everything goes black then Chris Staggs opens his eyes as he is in his bed. He jumps up and runs into the living room where Chris Naggs is eating breakfast. )

[ Chris Staggs: ] LET'S GO!!!! WE GOTTA GO BACK TO THE CONCERT!!! GET TUPAC!!!