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Will Chris get revenge on Jason? In due time What's Next for Staggs? A rookie by the name of 'Playboy' John Cash Is it a win for Staggs? You can bet on it. Will Staggs finally get back on the winning side? See previous answer Is the going to be the beginning of a winning streak? Uh huh. ǧ[ Well Monday Night Adrenaline is in the books and it didn't go the way that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs hoped it would go. In the match, Chris got the upper hand on Kris Kronix and made the mistake of the match by tagging in that piece of dead wood, Drakestone. Drakestone then tries to fight and ends up losing the match. The match ends with Chris never getting his hands on Jason Rotchild. Anyway that is gone now and I am sure Jason and Chris's paths with meet up again sometime in the future. Then Staggs can get his revenge. But now lets talk about this week's match with a newcomer in 'Playboy' John Cash. The Man that dressed in black, wait that's Johnny Cash. Well this match will not be on Adrenaline but the new show Thursday Night Thrillzone. That is fine cause it doesn't matter what day John Cash has to step into the ring with Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs, it will always end up with Chris Staggs pinning John Cash for the one two three. Now lets hope this guy doesn't quit before his match against Chris Staggs like the last rookie did. I mean the rest of the SWF roster isn't as good as Chris Staggs. Anyway if John Cash doesn't quit and wants to take on Chris Staggs that is fine. I mean Chris Staggs is due for a win after the Cheap Wins Jason Rothchild has had over Staggs the last two weeks. John Cash is just the man to break Staggs's dry spell. I mean Chris Staggs has to be ten times better then this guy. I mean we are talking about Chris Staggs here aren't we? I mean he is the best damn technical wrestler period. So if John Cash sees fit to make his way down to the ring and try, TRY to wrestle against Staggs that is fine. The end result will be a trip to dreamland. John Cash might as well not even waste his energy in trying to talk trash to Staggs. He will need all the energy to even think about surviving in a match with Chris. John Cash face the facts, Chris Staggs is quicker, faster, smarter, and more talented then you. Oh and he is from the Mecca Of Wrestling......Calagry, Alberta, Canada. John Cash you will start the SWF with your first of many, many losses. Hey look on the bright side, you have lasted longer then Bongo did. That isn't much but it is a bright side. Anyway John Cash you might as well just lay down when you get to the ring and let Staggs pin you. It will be easier on you and Staggs. John Cash you have about as much chance of winning as Jason Rothchild releasing a number one rap album. That isn't much of a chance. Now I see it is time to get the show on the road. There is only three little words left to say............ROLL THE PROMO ]ǧ ǧ[ The camera fades in with a shot of the parking garage which connected to an airport. The camera focus on the exit as Chris Staggs walks out wearing an Calagry Flames jersey and blue jeans on. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs walks toward the airport entrance as then Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter trails behind carrying the luggage while wearing a pink silk shirt on and black leather pants. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs enters the airport as the camera follows him as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter trails behind them. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs continue to the terminal. They continue to walk as they reach gate 18 as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes a seat so does the camera crew. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs then begins to talk the camera as he waits for the flight. ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Well Jason Rothchild you seem to find ways to get cheap wins over me. That is fine I will get my revenge when we meet again. But now it seems that I have to face yet another newcomer to the SWF in the likes of 'Playboy' John Cash. Does he know who the hell he is facing? I mean he is face one of the best wrestlers in the world. John Cash you are facing a guy that is more focused then ever. I am not going to lose my third straight match to some newcomer's first match. John Cash face it, there is no way in betting me. John Cash you can try and try with all you might and all you will get is a bruised body and bruised ego. John Cash you don't have a chance of ever coming close the caliber of athlete that I am but you can always dream can't you. John Cash look at me and then look at yourself. I am 110% Pure Canadian Excellence while you are just plain old American talent which will never amount to anything but being average. It isn't your fault, you couldn't help you were born in the United States instead of Canada. I guess some of us are blessed more then others. John you know deep down inside of yourself that there is no way of you ever pulling out a win this Thursday Night Thrillzone ǧ[ As Chris Staggs finishes his sentence the camera spots Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter finally appearing. He looks tired for carrying the luggage. Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter make his way to the seats in the gate's lobby and collapses into on of the chairs next to Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs just looks over at him and continues to talk about his upcoming match with 'Playboy' John Cash. ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : John Cash come Thursday Night when you step in to the ring, it will be too late to turn back. It will be too late to back out. You will have to take the beating like a man or as close to simulation as you can make it. Anyway John Cash you can train all this week from dawn to dusk but it will still won't do you any good as I will still be quicker, faster, more talented, and always one step ahead of your every move. John Cash you can try to out wrestle me but you can't. I am the best damn technical wrestler.....period. If you don't believe it, I will have to prove it to you come this Thursday Night Thrillzone. John Cash you don't stand a chance. Hell I think this idiot sitting beside me could kick your ass around the ring. I just don't see how the SWF could throw away money on some worthless talent like yourself. Kramer must have been stoned out of his mind when he signed you to the SWF. That is the only practical answer. John Cash look in the mirror, you have completely and totally no wrestling talent whatsoever and in just under week have to take on a guy who is overflowing in talent......YOU'RE SCREWED You might as well as prepare for the longest night in your entire pathetic so called "wrestling career". ǧ[ Just then a voice comes over the loud speaker. ]ǧ ��| Loudspeaker Voice |�� : Attention, Attention, Flight 704 to Calagry has been canceled. I repeat Flight 704 to Calagry has been canceled. Next flight will be tomorrow morning at 6:00. ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs checks the plane ticket. ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Damnit, it looks like we are stuck here till 6:00 in the morning. ǧ[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter finally has regained his energy and begins to talk ]ǧ ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : At least you got me to keep you company SILLY BILLY ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Oh great. ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : You don't sound excited. ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Why in the hell would I be excited to be staying all night in an airport gate with annoying person like you ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Excuse you, I am not annoying ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Then what are you? ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : I am a very excited person ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Whatever. ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : It could be worse. ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : How? ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : The television could not work ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : True.. ǧ[ Just then all the television go out to snow and static. ]ǧ ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Damnit....You had to say something didn't you ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Well we could always talk ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Um, no...... ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Why? ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : You are an idiot ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : Uh! I know lets play a game to pass the time. ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : No ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! COME ON COME ON!!!! ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : Okay only if it will shut you up. ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� :OH GOODIE, I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING GREEN!! ��| Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs |�� : *under his breath* This is going to be a long night ��| Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter |�� : GUESS GUESS !!!!!!! ǧ[ Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs rolls his eyes and puts his head in hands as Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter has an happy expression on his face as he keeps telling Chris to guess the object ]ǧ ǧ[ Camera Fades Black ]ǧ
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