Does Reckless Youths have a chance? None whatsoever.....
Do they have a death wish? You can bet on it
Is Kris Kronix a complete and total idiot? mmmmm Yep!
Is Chris better then these two losers put together? Why of course
Will Jason Rothchild ever hit puberty? Don't Bet On It
Do they have a pray? No way in hell!!!!!
[][][] :: Well, it looks like Chris's two rejected and insane opponents have had the truth sunken in to there thick skulls. These two joke have figured why talk shit, they are already knee deep in it. Reckless Youths are nothing but a joke. These two couldn't wrestle their way out of a wet paper bag, much less out wrestle "The Main Eventer" himself. They might decide to cut a promo after they see this one. That is fine, they can talk the talk but when it comes to walking they haven't even begun to crawl. I mean you have Kris Kronix who has comebacks that sound like second graders came up with. The guy is an complete idiot. He tries to insult Chris Staggs but fails terribly at it. Kris Kronix doesn't know what he is stepping into. He most think that Chris Staggs is nothing but a push over. Yeah Right. Kris Kronix must be mentally handicapped or just plain slow in the head. I mean Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is the most accomplished wrestler to ever cross the Canadian boarder from Calagry, Alberta, Canada. Home of Wrestling, Mecca of Wrestling. While you are from Long Island of all places?!?! Kris Kronix you keep thinking that Chris Staggs is a push over and you will end up face down in the mat. Kris, you have no chance of even coming close to even being good enough to lace Chris's boots. Face it Kris you are nothing but below average. You mother and "girlFRIEND" have accepted it why can't you? Now Jason Rothchild, Mr. Suburban Rapper, himself, this guy rips on Chris Staggs's promo then what does he do the next promo, the white middle class suburban raised guy tries to rap with his retard group. Jason, you just don't understand how bad you really are, in wrestling and in rapping. Jason Rothchild you call Chris Staggs a retard and an ignoramous, but you just don't look around and see who you hang out with do you? Face it you are the leader of a Retard Group. Jason Rothchild you know you were lucky to get those two wins. Hell you had to cheat both times to beat Chris Staggs and then you struggle to do that. Jason Rothchild you just an average wrestler that way overrated with way too big of a push. Jason Rothchild you may continue to down Chris Staggs, but it is just because you want to make yourself feel better cause you have E.P.D. Its okay it happens to lots of guys. Hell look at Bob Dole, he almost became president. Just like you, You almost became world but you can up short, oops sorry Jason. Rothchild you and Kris Kronix have no chance against Staggs and Drakestone......well against me anyways. Jason Rothchild and Kris Kronix you might as well not even get your hopes up in beat Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs cause all it will do is set you up for a bigger let down. Since this is the last promo for this week, I can hit the links and finally relax So here it is without further ado those three little words....... ROLL THE PROMO :: [][][]
[][][] :: Camera fades in with a shot of Chris Staggs sitting on the balcony of his hotel room over looking the city of Cincinnati. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks back from his chair to see the SWF camera crew standing in the living room. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs motions for them to come out on the balcony. They walk out on the balcony, Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs sits drinking a beverage looking out over the city. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs then looks at the SWF camera crew and begins to talk :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Good, you guys showed up. Now lets down to business talking about my opponents' this coming Monday Night. Kris Kronix, you continue to shoot off your mouth about how talented you are. What is your talent? Are you able to kiss your own ass. Kris Kronix you try dumb insults by using comparisons. What's next? Sycho Kid looks like Peter Pan? Kris Kronix your childish comeback and idiotic insults are nothing more then a loser with an elementary education. Kris Kronix you continue to call me uneducated. At least most shit has meaning. While you shit needs to be used to make composite. You make a perfect example why you need not to play with a child soft spot on their head.. Kris Kronix you can try and I mean TRY to talk a good game but you know that you can never match my ability and skill. You have as much of a chance of beating me as your Brandi being a virgin. Kris Kronix come on and insult me with you elementary educated remarks and idiotic rants. Kris Kronix, you are nothing but a waste of good oxygen. You don't know what you are getting yourself into until its already too later to step out of ring against me. Kris Kronix you keep telling about how bad I am, keep digging that hole deeper and deeper. Well I just don't see why you are so cocky. I mean you have no skill no talent and obviously no advance education.. Kris Kronix you don't have enough balls to keep up with me. You don't have enough stamina to beat me. You don't have enough guts to step back into the ring with me after I kick your ass this coming Monday Adrenaline Kris, why kid yourself in to thinking that you are actually good. You are at a below average and loser as a human. Hell you couldn't beat opponents in curtain jerker matches. But somehow you found you way up here but that means just quick losses for you. Kris Kronix you need to realize that this is the big time and you are nothing but a loser and that is what you are going to be this Monday Night. Kris Kronix, you are going see just why everything is better when it comes from Calagry, Alberta, Canada. The Mecca Of Wrestling, The World Capital of Wrestling. . Kris Kronix, Monday Night you will step into the ring with a guy that is can wrestle circles around you. Kris Kronix Monday Night will be your first of many losses in the SWF.
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes a sip of the beverage.. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Now, Jason Rothchild who seems to think he grew up in the ghetto based on his last promo. Jason Rothchild look at yourself, you are a white suburban grown and suburban raised guy with no rapping skills. And you call me an ignoramous. Jason you probably didn't even go to a college. I bet you went to beauty school didn't you? You continue to call me and loser but Rothchild you have about as much skill as my partner Drakestone and the way it looks that isn't much....much at all. Anyway that won't effect the outcome of the match, I will just have to work a bit harder now.. Jason Rothchild you talk about how boring I am too. Well at least I don't sound like a jackass having sex every time I speak. You might think the fans like you, but those American fans also like Kenny G and Micheal Bolton. Face it Jason the only way you could beat me is to break out in a rap during the match and maybe I will laugh so hard, I would pass out from your idiotic rapping skills that you claim to have.. Jason Rothchild I have proved that I am a better technical wrestler then you, but somehow you manage to get the victories with outside objects such as chairs or tables.. Well the cheating victories end Monday along with the streak. I will finally pin you in the middle of the ring. Jason Rothchild you keep running your mouth about the way I talk shit, shit, and more shit. Well this shit are facts the fans need to know. Face it. You are nothing but a mid card overachiever with an outrageous push You are nothing but a mid carder. Its the truth learn to live with it Jason. Rothchild you might as well not even show up cause all that will happen is you step in to the ring and you leave the ring with a some broken bones and broken spirits.I am the best damn technical wrestler in the SW.....no no......the whole damn world. I plan on proving it again this Monday Night Adrenaline. Jason Rothchild you are fixing to get the lesson of a lifetime by yours truly. Never underestimate your opponents Jason You have one more day till you have to step into the ring with me. You better get ready for a fight of a lifetime. I am going to end the two game streak and I am going to end your endless rants and raves about me. Jason Rothchild, Monday Night you will be shut up once and for all.
[][][] :: Chris Staggs finishes his sentence and begin to lie back in the chair then the cell phone on the table begins to ring. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs grabs the phone and answers it. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Hello?
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes a sip of his beverage and sets it down :: [][][]
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: HOWDY!!!!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: How in hell did you get my phone number?
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: I GOT CONNECTIONS
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Whatever, What do you want?
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: I GOT A QUESTION ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yeah, shoot.
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: WHAT TIME ARE WE GOING TO MEET TO GO TO THE FIRSTAR ARENA?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Um....we are not, you can meet me at the show
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: WHAT? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR MANAGER
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: No, its a tryout
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter:OH OKIE DOKIE POKIE
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yeah....
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: OKIE BYE BUH BYE
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Later
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ends the call and sets it down :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: What a fag
[][][] :: His cell phone rings again :: [][][]
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: HEY!!!!!!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: What do you want now?
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: What time does the show start
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: um get there at six I guess
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: COOLIOS!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Coolios?
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: YEAH I AM DONE WITH THAT GHETTO SLANG
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Okay, have you been take lessons from Jason Rothchild's How to speak street talk
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: YA HOMES
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Quit it
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: YA DOG
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: I mean it
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: OKIE DOKIE POKIE
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: I guess that is better
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: YOU GUESS?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yeah.....Is that all you need to know?
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter:YEP!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Are you sure?
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter:YES!!!!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Okay see ya at the arena
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: OH YEAH, HOW DO YOU GET THERE
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well you hail a taxi and tell them to go to the Firstar Arena
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: OKIE DOKIE......
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Bye then....
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter:BUH BYE
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs ends the calls and set the phone down again :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Now that the interruptions how stopped, Reckless Youths, you are going to be the second of many that will fall to me as I make my quest to the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Reckless Youths you are going to lose. Cause everyone will have to get THE JOB when you face Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs motions for the SWF camera crew to leave the balcony as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs just looks at the sun set over the smog over the city of Cincinnati.. :: [][][]
[][][] :: CAMERA FADES BLACK:: [][][]
WILL THE GAY WAITER BE ABLE TO FIND THE ARENA, WILL HE BE ABLE TO BECOME CHRIS "THE MAIN EVENTER" STAGGS'S MANAGER!!!!!!!!!
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!