What happened at Monday Night Adrenaline? The unthinkable!
Why did Chris Staggs lose to Jason Rothchild? Two Words Timekeeper Table
Is the tag team match going to be another story? mmmmm Yep!
Is Chris going to get some payback? Why of course
Will Jason Rothchild ever become a wrestler who doesn't need foreign objects to win? Don't Bet On It
Is the THIRD TIME the charm? Yep Yep Yep
[][][] :: Well I guess everyone saw how Jason Rothchild had to use a timekeeper's table to finally put Chris Staggs away. That is fine you say that you are better then Staggs, but Jason lets see the two ways you beat Chris Staggs: In the FWFR you beat him when some guy cracked a steel chair when the referee was out. And Monday you won cause you power bombed him through the timekeeper's table after a low blow too. Face it Jason you are not that good. Jason Rothchild you continue to think Chris is boring and retarded. Well that is fine, cause no one believes you except for your orgy gang and your life partner Kris Kronix. That is why the SWF made this tag match. They want to prove that I am the best wrestler. So lets break this down. First you have Kris Kronix, a rookie of sorts, who is nympho and likes exposing himself to underage kids. Now I knew you were weird Jason, but this is a little too weird. Whatever floats you boat I guess. Kris Kronix last promo was edited for so called "Sex Scenes" sure whatever. And that other part of it he thinks that he is bad cause he flips off kids, wow, I am really scared now. Anyway Kris Kronix you don't know who you are stepping into the ring with. Chris is one of......no......Staggs am the best damn technical wrestler to ever step on the canvas of a SWF ring. Kris Kronix you better hope that you are not in the ring when Chris am tagged in ,because if you are it will be the longest night of your entire wrestling career. Kris Kronix, you better bring the best cause if you don't you will be taking the J-O-B for the 1-2-3. You sick perv. Now onto Rothchild, this bum thinks he is better then Chris cause he has won two controversial matches over the Main Eventer. Jason Rothchild when are you going to grow some balls and be able to take on someone without using outside objects. Jason Rothchild you know the reason you use the foreign objects is because you know you can't get the job done one on one well two on two now. Jason Rothchild you think Chris is a loser? You think Staggs is a jackass. That is fine because that loser jackass is going to teach the self-proclaimed Reckless Youths that the Main Eventer is for real and is nothing to laugh at. Even if Drakestone is deadwood that is fine. Chris Staggs is good enough to overcome that obstacle and beat you two Mickey Mouse Club rejects with ease. You two jokes are due for a rude awakening and I am the guy for the job. I will win not because I am smarter, not because I have more ability, not because I am more talented, no I am will win because I am the whole damn package. You two will be brought be down when "Reality Strikes" you. Damn puns. Anyway I have reached the end of this script and I have nothing to add so I can finally relax . So now without further ado those three little words....... ROLL THE PROMO :: [][][]
[][][] :: Camera fades into the parking lot of a hotel as you see the Silver Lexus LX pulling into the hotel parking lot. The SWF crew walks over as you see Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs getting out of the car. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs has on a black adidas tee shirt and black with white stripes warm-up on. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs opens the trunk, pulls out his luggage and sets it on the ground and wheels it behind him as he enters the lobby. Staggs's walks over to the clerk's desk to check in. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Hello
The Hotel Clerk: Hello, how may we help you
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: I need to check in
The Hotel Clerk: Your name?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Chris Staggs.
[][][] :: The clerk looks it up on the computer :: [][][]
The Hotel Clerk: Ahhh.......Staggs here you are, Room 324..
[][][] :: The Hotel Clerk gives the key to Chris Staggs and Staggs walks to the elevator and presses the up arrow. Few seconds the doors open and Staggs steps in with the crew. Staggs presses the third floor button. The elevator music plays as Staggs wait patiently for the elevator to hit the third floor. The doors open and Staggs continues to the room. Chris unlocks the door and enters the hotel room of 324. The crew follows him in. Chris Staggs begins to talk as he unpacks his luggage :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well, I guess everyone knows by now how Jason Rothchild cheated me out of a win again. This time power bombing me through a table after a low blow, Yeah you are great wrestler Rothchild. You had to used every trick in the book to take me out. I will give you credit you found a way to win but guess what I get another chance at you but this time in a tag match. Some Drakestone guy and me against Kris Kronix and you. Jason, you think you're funny with the pictures and jokes at my expense. Well you're not. You couldn't be farther from the truth. The only people who laugh at your joke are uneducated trailer park livin' relatives. Jason, you also think that you have dish out punishment to me. Well you couldn't be more wrong. The only punishment I have received was from a chair and a table, not from one of your weak ass moves. Jason, you are actually think you are the best thing in the SWF, well, I guess you are since you have no titles with a handful of wins and losses. Yeah you are the best. Whatever.. It sounds like you are the one who needs to come back to reality. Jason Monday Night you will step in the ring for the third time with me but this time we will not be alone. Jason that doesn't mean anything because both partner are not exactly talented. All they do is give us a break. Jason Rothchild Monday Night my dry streak will end as I defeat the Reckless Youths. This time there will not be a chair or a timekeeper table to help you win this time. I plan on keeping this in the ring. It will be the ring where I become a better wrestler then you.. Jason, Monday Night will be the becoming of your mediocre decline into the region of sucking like you did in the FWFR. Jason Rothchild you think I don't' have the ability to beat, You couldn't be more wrong. You don't think I have the talent. Ha! I got more talent in my little toe then you do in your entire body. Oh and remember the saying Jason.....THIRD TIMES A CHARM It will be the third match that I finally beat you. It will be the third match that I embarrass you in the middle of the ring. It will be the third match that the ring announcer announces me as the winner of the match
[][][] :: Chris Staggs finishes unpacking and takes a seat on the couch and begins to talk again.. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well Monday Night Adrenaline I am not only going to take on Jason Rothchild but his newly found partner Kris Kronix. I happened to catch this guy promo before I left on the plane to Cincy. And well what can I say but this guy had some real issues. I mean first he admits to indent exposure to a underage kid three days before the promo. SICK! Then the guy takes cuts out of his promos for a SEX SCENE yeah right. Whatever. Kris Kronix you are probably still a virgin. The farthest you have gotten with Brandi is holding hands. And you probably have a premature ejaculation right then. Kris Kronix you try to pass yourself off as something you are not. You probably still have acne problems. Anyway Kris Kronix it seems the SWF has thrown you in the deep end with you facing me and then having to tag with Rothchild. Did you do something to piss them off or something. I mean I never seen them throw a guy to wolves like they are doing to you. Kris Kronix face it you have no chance against me or Drake.......well against me. You are no match and if you don't think so. Well you are in for one long night. Kris Kronix you might as well hope that Jason Rothchild stays in the ring the whole time cause if you are in the ring when I am. Well it isn't going to be pretty. I can tell you that. Kris you might as well hang it up. You have no chance and you know it deep down inside of your gut. And in the back of your head you are thinking why in the hell did I say what I did in my promos about Chris Staggs. I am dead now. Well you should be thinking that. Kris you will be given a wrestling clinic first hand by me Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. Kris Kronix you might take your name to heart and smoke some chronic before you step into the ring with me. That is the only way you are going to survive against me.
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs flips around on the television as a knock on the door is heard. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs sets down the remote and walks to the door. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks through the peep whole and looks like he has seen a ghost.. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: It can't be.....
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs unlocks the door and opens it. As you see the Perky T.G.I Friday's waiter standing there with a Chris Staggs tee shirt. As Staggs's jaw has hit the floor :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: What the hell are you doing here
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: IS THAT ANYWAY TO GREET ME SILLY BILLY
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Why did you come all the way from Detriot to Cincy......
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: YOU RULE
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yes, I do don't' I, HEY! How did you know this was the room
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: THE CLERKS DESK
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Oh they just gave you the number
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: YEP, I TOLD THEM THAT IS WAS AN EMERGENCY
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Um....okay, now this is starting to freak me out
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: WHAT BECAUSE YOUR BIGGEST FAN WANTS TO WISH YOU LUCK
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: You are not a stalker are you....
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter:ARE YOU CRAZY?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: No, you might be.
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: WHAT?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Nothing....
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter:WELL, UM, ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE ME IN?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Um.....well......NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs gets freaked out and slams the door in the face of Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs chains and locks the door as Greg continues to knock :: [][][]
Greg the Perky T.G.I. Friday's waiter: OPEN UP!!!!! YOU RULE!!!!!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: This guy needs some help. His obsession is a little freaky
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs walks back to the couch as the knocking continues as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs grabs his cd player and puts on the headphones. He begins to listen to the cd player as he tries to bleed out the sound. :: [][][]
[][][] :: CAMERA FADES BLACK:: [][][]
HELP ME FROM THE WEIRDO, I MEAN GREG THE PERKY T.G.I FRIDAY'S WAITER, NOT KRIS KRONIX OR JASON ROTHCHILD!!!!!!!!!