Who is going to lose at Monday Night Aderaline? The Choke Artist Himself, Jason Rothchild!
Will Chris Staggs prove Jason Rothchild is a loser? Very Likely
Is the newest and hottest recruit going to send Jason crying to his special friend Roadkill? mmmmm Yep!
Is he going make Jason wished he have never been born? Why of course
Will Jason Rothchild ever become a decent wrestler? Don't Bet On It
Is this match going to take Chris's career to a new level? Yeah right whatever
[][][] :: Well I guess this is part three of the promo because the genuis SWF camera crew didn't know how to work are camera or something. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is getting tired of the incompetence that the SWF camera crew has shown, but they are better then Jason Rothchild. Talking about Jason Rothchild, I mean was the guy dropped on his head when he was an infant or something. I mean the guy actually thinks he can defeat the Candain Excellence in Chris Staggs. The guy must be brain damage to think that. Unless he is letting Roadkill write his promos or something. I know Jason Rothchild knows that he no where near the calibar of athlete that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is. He remembers the match in the FWFR where Chris Staggs should have beaten. He knows taht he was lucky to get away with a victory . He knows all he can ever achieve is being average, but he still makes outragious statements that he is the best wrestler which if anyway watched Gensis 2001 knows that is far from the truth. Jason Rothchild showed the world what Chris has been telling everyone Jason Rothchild can't win the big match, he is a choke-artist like he was in the FWFR. Jason Rothchild face it I am better then you. If you don't agree well then after Monday Night there will be no discussion just a fact. Jason Rothchild, Monday you are stepping into the ring against an oppenent that is faster, stronger, more talented, and way smarter then you. So that mean a humilating loss for you infront of the entire world. Jason when you wake up Tuesday morning you will finally be able to look yourself in the mirror cause you will have came to the conculsion that you are medicore. Jason Rothchild you make fun of Chris's promos but at least his promos doesn't promote the use of pills Jason Rothchild you seem to fixed on retards in your promos. Is it that you relate to them so good? Or is it a sick fetish of yours? Whatever it is- it isn't safe. Jason Rothchild you are not and will not ever be as good as me all you can do is be able to survive against me. Chris Staggs is going to march into Monday Night thinking of this match not of revenge no more of a peg on the ladder to the World title. Face it Jason you are not the best thing it is going to be a proven fact come Tuesday morning. So now that I guess this is the last promo for the week I can finally relax and get some holes in before next week so now without further ado those three little words....... ROLL THE PROMO :: [][][]
[][][] :: Camera fades back in a packed T.G.I. Friday's as the camera pans up from a shot of the ground to focus on Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs again who looks a little bit pissed at the camera crew. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: This isn't funny anymore
SWF Camera crew member: Sorry I don't know why this keeps happening
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Its quite simple your idiots
SWF Camera crew member: Hey no we're not
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well I guess you just plain retarded like Jason Rothchild.......
[][][] :: Just then the perky waiter walks to the booth with the Cajun Chicken Salad on the tray. :: [][][]
Waiter: Here you go..
[][][] :: The perky waiter puts the plate on the table :: [][][]
Waiter: NEED ANYTHING ELSE?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Not at this time
Waiter: HEY GOOD LUCK AGAINST JASON ROTHCHILD YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Huh? No
Waiter: HE IS A TOUGHIE.....
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yeah right
Waiter: HE COULD......
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Whatever
Waiter: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: WHAT? Are you brain dead?
Waiter: NO
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: You didn't watch last Monday Night Aderaline
Waiter: NO, I HAD TO WORK SILLY
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: I am Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs, and don' you have some tables to wait on?
Waiter: OH YEAH
[][][] :: The waiter turns around and begins to wait on tables near Chris Staggs while trying to stay in the shot.. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well Monday Night Aderaline I am going to show the world that Jason Rothchild is nothing more then average as I defeat him with ease. I mean come on Jason, you have only won half of your matches. You aren't exactly the cream of the crop. Jason you think that I have forgotten how to wrestle or something? That is the only reason you could be so confident in your subpar wrestling ability Jason Rothchild you are not the best wrestler in the SWF, you might not even be the tenth best. Jason Rothchild you don't have chance of betting me but if you want to believe that........it's your funeral.
Waiter: HE IS........
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks at the waiter with a pissed look as how dare he interrupt Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Um, What?.....
Waiter: HE'S GOOD.......
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Umm I think those people need you over there
Waiter: OH NO THEY DON'T
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Leave me alone
[][][] :: The waiter walks over to the table while still staying in the shot :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Anyway before I was interrupted, Jason Rothchild you know that I could have beaten you the last time and it will not be any different. I am the best damn technical wrestler in the SW......no no.......the whold damn wrestling industry. Jason Rothchild, you know that it is a fact. I proved it to you once and if you have forgotten I will prove it you this Monday. Jason, you seem to talk about the "mentally handicapped" I guess if you hang out with retards and misfits like you do you would talk about them too. You actually hang out with them to make you feel smart or close to it ascould be as Jason Rothchild. You also seem to think that you are going to beat me with no problem and Monday Night you will be out of luck. Jason Rothchild face it you are an average with no common sense in other words you just stupid to know that you suck. After Monday don't worry all you will understand that you are average. You won't have any question about your wrestling talent, skill, and ability to win the big match. They will be answered with a big ZERO. Jason Rothchild will be just another peg on the ladder for my quest to the World Title. I mean I know the talent I facing sucks but it is a step in the upward direction unlike your downward free fall. You are now nothing but a pretender. Jason Rothchild you talk a good game but that is about all you got going for yourself. You are not the whole f'n show....that for sure..... you are the worstt part are of it. Come Monday Night I will prove why I am called "THE MAIN EVENTER"
[][][] :: The waiter walks over to Chris Staggs and stares at the camera while he talks :: [][][]
The Waiter: OKIE DOKIE POKIE ARE WE READY FOR DESERT?!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: NO, We are ready for the check......
The Waiter: OKIE DOKIE
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Twelve dollars for a salad!!!!!!
The Waiter: YEP!!!!!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Oh man what a rip off
The Waiter: WHAT? YOU HAVE THE MONEY DON'T YOU
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yes.....
The Waiter: OKAY DOKIE POKIE!!!! PAY THE CHECKIE
[][][] :: The Waiter takes the check and walks off with a big smile as the camera pans back to Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs who is shaking his head in disgust :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well, I guess we will be ending this three part promo in a minute
[][][] :: The Waiter comes back with the change. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs puts the money in his pocket and begins to walk out of T.G.I. Friday's but is stopped by the waiter :: [][][]
Waiter: WHAT!?!? NO TIP?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: No, NO TIPPIE FOR YOUIE
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs laughs in the waiter face as the waiter begins to cry and runs to the back as a eldery women look at Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs :: [][][]
Eldery Women: Jerk!
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs shrugs his shoulder and walks out of the resturant ::
[][][] :: END OF TAPE :: [][][]
WHAT IS WORSE THEN A SEQUEL A PART III!!!!!!!. DAMN SWF CAMERA CREW!!!!!!!!!