What's Next? The Choke Artist Himself, Jason Rothchild!
Well Chris Staggs prove to Jason Rothchild that Chris is better then him? Very Likely
Is the newest and hottest recruit going to bring Jason to his knees and begging? mmmmm Yep!
Is he going make Jason wished he have never been in wrestling? Why of course
Will Jason Rothchild ever become more then a choke artist? Don't Bet On It
Is this match going to make Chris's career? Yeah right whatever
[][][] :: Well I guess this is part two of the promo because the genuis SWF camera crew didn't know how much tape they had left. What idiots. Anyway Jason you continue to put out these idiotic and obserd promos claiming that I have a mental handicap, I mean Jason Chris am not the one taking pills to keep sane am I now? Jason Rothchild you keep on claiming that you will kick my ass like you supposedly did in the Fan Wrestling Federation Revolution, but winning cause someone else clocked me in the head while the referee wasn't looking isn't exactly kicking my ass. Hmmm maybe you should be checked out for mental retardation or maybe you were just born with a small A.D.D.-infested brain. I mean you don't seemed to understand that I had you beat in the Fan Wrestling Federation Revolution do you. You keep on talk like you were wrestling someone like Shawn Jackson or Ethan Storm I mean your idiotic friend Roadkill could beat them. Jason Rothchild you might not won't to say it ,but you know that I am better then anyone you have ever faced. You keep on telling the world that I suck, it will just be a greater blow to your fan base when Chris udder and completely humilate you in the center of the ring. I mean come on you have two wins and two losses While Chris Staggs on the other hand has one win and zero, none, big goose egg in losses. Sure you say I haven't wrestle enough matches but I defeat my oppenent with a total two basic moves. Jason Rothchild, you and your whole Rothy gang couldn't defeat me. I mean first off you suck then you surround yourself with people that couldn't pass a first grade spelling bee. Anyway Jason Rothchild or Choker you are not going to find this match as easy as you thought it would be....Oh, no you will have to be at the very top of your game to even come close to defeating me Monday Night Aderaline. Rothchild you think you are the best part of the show, what show ? A dog show or something. I mean you have to be kidding me, you the best part of a wrestling show. Who is wrestling Tim Tewolde and "Slick" Rick Richards. I mean come on. Jason Rotchild keep these lies coming cause the only one you are fooling is yourself and yo know that. Jason Rothchild, Monday Night Aderaline I get my way overdue revenge on you and this time you will tap like a BITCH!!!!, you can bank on that. Now without further ado those three little words....... ROLL THE PROMO :: [][][]
[][][] :: Camera fades back in a packed T.G.I. Friday's as the camera pans up from a shot of the ground to focus on Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs again who looks a little bit pissed at the camera crew. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Aren't you suppose to be the SWF Camera crew?
SWF Camera crew member: Yes?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Then how in the world do you run out of tape?
SWF Camera crew member: It happens
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well I guess I can finish my.......
[][][] :: Just then the perky waiter walks to the booth with the Molson on the tray. :: [][][]
Waiter: Here you go..
[][][] :: The perky waiter puts the Molson on the table :: [][][]
Waiter: OKAY ARE WE READY TO ORDER?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: I thank will need some more time
Waiter: HEY ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE FAMOUS PEOPLE?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Huh? No
Waiter: WHY DO YOU HAVE A CAMERA CREW SILLY BILLY HEHEHE.....
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Oh, I am wrestler for the Superior Wrestling Federation
Waiter: OH I LOVE WATCHIN WRESTLING......
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Somehow that doesn't surprise me...
Waiter: ANYWAY WHO ARE YOU
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: WHAT? You don't know who I am
Waiter: NO
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: You didn't watch last Monday Night Aderaline
Waiter: NO, I HAD TO WORK SILLY
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: I am Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs, and don' you have some tables to wait on?
Waiter: OH YEAH WHERE'S MY HEAD?
[][][] :: The waiter turns around and begins to wait on tables near Chris Staggs while trying to stay in the shot.. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well Monday Night Aderaline I finally get my hands on you Jason Rothchild. Finally I get to revenge my loss. Finally I get to finally get the real win. Jason Rothchild I am going to show the world that I am telling the truth when I say I am the better wrestler, I am the most talented, and I will beat you Monday Night Aderaline you can bet your paycheck on that. Jason Rotchild can you really look yourself in the mirror morning thinking that you are better then Chris Staggs. How long can you fool yourself of this? I will tell you it will be this coming Monday Night Aderaline when it will be Chris Staggs and Jason Rothchild for a second time
Waiter: OH MY YOU ARE FACING JASON ROTHCHILD
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs looks at the waiter with a pissed look as how dare he interrupt Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Um, yes I am.....
Waiter: HE'S GOOD.......
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Umm I think those people need you over there
Waiter: OH GOODIE
[][][] :: The waiter walks over to the table while still staying in the shot :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Anyway before I was interrupted, Jason Rothchild you know that I had you beat last time and it will not be any different. I am the best damn technical wrestler in the SW......no no.......the whold damn wrestling industry. Jason Rothchild, you know that is true. I proved it to you last time and if you have forgotten I will prove it you this Monday. Jason, you seem to think I am "mentally handicapped" well I am not the one who hangs out with retards and misfits like you do. You do it cause they actually make you feel smart or close to as smart as you could be. Jason Rothchild you also seem to think that you are going to beat me with ease and Monday Night you could not be farther from the truth. Jason Rothchild face it you are a medicore with a big ego in other words you just don't know that you suck. After Monday don't worry all your answers about your wrestling talent, skill, and ability to win the big match will be answered with none, zip, and no ability whatsoever. Jason Rothchild, Monday Night will be just another step for my quest to the World Title. I mean I know the step is little with the talent I facing but it is a step in the right direction unlike your downward free fall. You went from contender to pretender. Jason Rothchild you talk the talk but when comes to walking you are still at a crawl. You always you are not the whole f'n show....that for sure.....but you are the best part are of it. Well if you are the so called best part I am the whole Main Eventer wrapped up in a package..Now WAITER!!!!!!!
[][][] :: The waiter walks over to Chris Staggs and stares at the camera while he talks :: [][][]
The Waiter: OKIE DOKIE POKIE ARE WE READY TO ORDER!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Um Yeah.....
The Waiter: WHAT WILL IT BE, MAYBE THE NEW SPICY RIBS, OUR THE JACK DANIEL'S CHICKEN
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Shut up for a second and I will tell you
The Waiter: OKIE DOKIE
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Oh god how corny. Anyway I will talk the Cajun Style Chicken Salad
The Waiter: WHAT? IS THAT ALL A WRESTLER WITH SALAD
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yes.....
The Waiter: OKAY DOKIE POKIE!!!! I WILL BACKIE WITH YOUR MEAL IN A FEW
[][][] :: The Waiter walks over with a big smile as the camera pans back to Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs who is shaking his head in disgust :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Someone needs to give this kid some Ridalin. He is way to happy to be making medimum wage at this place
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs begins to talk again about Jason Rothchild being a somewhat of an loser and you will never guess what happens again :: [][][]
[][][] :: END OF TAPE :: [][][]
I GUESS THIS PROMO WILL RIVAL ROCKY SEQUELS!!!!!!!. DAMN SWF CAMERA CREW!!!!!!!!!