December 3, 2001- Monday Night Aderaline
-JJ: Bongo turns around! Chris Staggs with a double ARM DDT! He plants it with some authority!
DN: I think Bongo should stay down.
JJ: Yeah right! The cover...1...2... Staggs lifts Bongo up!
DN: You see that? Bongo was gonna throw the match!
JJ: Bongo is pissed, and he fires back! NO! Staggs blocks and hits a reverse Russian Legsweep! BAM!
DN: Take the win!
JJ: The cover! 1...2...3! Staggs wins!
What's Next? Jason Rothchild!
Is the match going to make Chris Staggs's career? Not Likely
Is the newest and hottest recruit going to end bring Jason back below the 500. win average? mmmmm Yep!
Is he going make Jason eat his comments? Why of course
Will Jason Rothchild ever become more then average? No Way
Is this match going to be better then the main event? It might?!?!?
[][][] :: Well Well Well.....Monday Night Aderaline, Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs did what he said he was going to do and put Bongo out of the SWF. What's next? If it isn't the "Average One" Jason Rothchild, who holds one win over Chris Staggs, but isn't it funny how you get different stories of history. Jason Rothchild seems to think that he beat the living shit out of me? Maybe he was dropped on his head as a child. I remember getting plastered in the back of the head by a chair while you were two seconds from tapping like a bitch. If that is your term of beating the shit out of someone then you did it. It also seems that Jason Rothchild finds Staggs's promos somewhat boring well that is fine, Jason has a right to his opinion. How off the wall it may seem. In the FWF Revolution, you critized Chris's promos, you critized the way he spoke, hell you crizited everything about him, and you still escaped with a tainted victory, but Jason you know deep down inside of you if it wouldn't had been for the chair to the back of the head you would have tapped like the bitch you are. Jason Rothchild, you talk a good game and sometimes you are able to back it up in smaller matches. It seems though you always choke in the big matches like at Gensis. At the pay per view you had a chance to win the World Title and what did you do? You choked. Don't worry though...you are still a decent wrestler. I mean sure you will not ever become a world champion, but you can become a good wrestler. Jason, I know you are saying that I don't have room to talk, but I am not the one sitting with a 2 and 2 record am I? Again you will talk about the FWF Revolution and how I never won any titles there either. I only had a chance to wrestle about three matches before it went under. Jason, why do you think you are the greatest wrestler, I mean don't you have two losses in four matches. That isn't exactly top wrestling criteria is it now? I never have been in a fed where that might had been top wrestling criteria I mean it might be in a federation like the XW or something. Jason Rothchild you talk about being the best and more lies about yourself, but you are not fooling anyone but yourself. At Monday Night Aderaline I will prove without a shadow of a doubt that you are nothing but a cocky worthless piece of so called "wrestling talent". Jason Rothild you will have no chair to save you this time. Now without further ado those three little words....... ROLL THE PROMO:: [][][]
[][][] :: Camera fades in a packed parking lot of the resturant of T.G.I. Friday's as you see a 2000 silver Lexus LX pulling in to the parking lot. The Lexus parks in the back row as the SWF camera crew begins to walk toward the car as Chris Staggs steps out of the car and begins to walk toward the resturant. They both meet halfway and begin toward the enterance. Chris Staggs and the SWF camera crew enter T.G.I. Friday's and walks to hostess table. :: [][][]
Hostess: How many is in your party?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Four.
Hostess: Name?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Staggs
Hostess:Smoking or Non?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Non
Hostess: It will be about a fourty-five minute wait.
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Thank you
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs turns around and walks over to the bar as the SWF camera crew follows. Chris Staggs takes seat on the stool and looks up at the television as you see a NBA game. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs then orders a drink as the bartender walks over to him.:: [][][]
Bartender: What will it be?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Give me a Moslon......
Bartender: Okay
[][][] :: The Bartender grabs the bottle under the table and puts it infront of Chris Staggs as then Chris pays him and twists off the top and takes a sip of it. Chris Staggs sets the bottle down and begins to talk :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well Monday Night Aderaline I finally get a chance to revenge a tainted victory that Jason Rothchild holds over. Finally after monthes of no rematch, no comments, I finally get my shot in another federation another time another match. This time Jason thier will be no other man to save you by hitting me in the back of the head as you are about to tap out. Jason Rothchild, I have caught some of you promos this week and well I kinda catch a draft that you think I am boring? Well it seems you are making jokes with spoof products and unfunny jokes, that is fine with me. I might be boring sometimes but I am never boring when I step between the ropes. Jason Rothchild you try to make jokes and they fall upon deaf ears. Face it you make these insults and jokes to hide that fact that you are scared to step back in the ring against Chris Staggs. Jason Rothchild you remember I had you in the Main Eventer Status pulling the neck back as pain was shooting through your entire body, you couldn't take anymore of the pain as your hand was fixing to tap the mat WHAM!! the pain goes away as I am leveled with a shot to the back of the head. You take advantage and pin me as the ref didn't see it. Jason Rothchild you know that I have your number, you know that I am better then you. Jason Rothchild come Monday you will have no more time to talk. It will be put up or shut up. And I think you will shut up as I will get the pin and the win. As I watch your career continue to spiral downward. Jason Rothchild looks at me, I am pure Canadain Excellence while you are just Chicago chump that has been medicore and will always be medicore. Face Jason you are a perfect example of an under-achiever. Jason Rotchild I know you are thinking that I am just talkin but lets see you have choked under pressure and in the big matches like ummmm oh yeah Gensis 2001 you had a chance to be the SWF World Champion and you CHOKED! Jason Rothchild you will choke once again Monday Night Aderaline and I will walk out the winner. Jason Rothchild you are about to get a lesson in wrestling. Monday Night you will see just why Calargy is called the Mecca of Wrestling as I defeat you with ease.
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes sips on the Molson and watches the television as then Chris hears his name over the speaker :: [][][]
Speaker: Staggs party of four, Staggs party of four
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: That was quick
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs gets up and walks back to the hostess table as the SWF camera crew follows him. Chris reaches the podium :: [][][]
The Hostess: This way please......
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs follows the hostess to their booth and takes a seat as does the SWF camera crew. The hostess hands Chris a menu and leaves as an enegetic waiter walks up with button all over his suspenders. :: [][][]
The Waiter: Hey, I am Greg and WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME TO T.G.I. FRIDAY'S!!!!!!! YOU WANT TO TRY OUR NEW MUD SLIDE!
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Um No....
The Waiter: ARE YOU SURE?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yeah and could you quit yelling.
The Waiter: I AM NOT YELLING, I AM JUST HAPPY ITS FRIDAY !!!!!! HEHEHEHE
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Oh god how corny.
The Waiter: WHAT?
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Gimme a Molson....
The Waiter: OKAY DOKIE POKIE!!!! I WILL BE RIGHT BACKIE
[][][] :: The Waiter walks over with a big smile as the camera pans back to Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs who is shaking his head in disgust :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: This is going to be a long night.
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs begins to talk again about Jason Rothchild being a somewhat of an choke artist:: [][][]
[][][]:: END OF TAPE ::[][][]
I GUESS THIS PROMO WILL BE A BE CONTINUED. DAMN SWF CAMERA CREW!!!!!!!!!