- n Mute [mu-ta ] (plural los·ers) noun 1. somebody who does not have the ability to talk 2. somebody who is unsuccessful in using words 3. A Social Misfit syn= Bongo. Aym see definition of Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs
Is The Adrenaline match up between Bongo and Chris Staggs going to be easy? YES!
Is the match going to makr Chris Staggs 1 and 0? You bet
Is the newest and hottest recruit going to end the career of Bongo with ease? mmmmm Yep!
Is he going make his debut memorable? Why of course
Is he the answer to the SWF prayers? Hell yes
Is this match going to take over one minute ? No Way In Hell!!!!!
[][][] :: Well Well Well its been two days since the last Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs promo and yet a word or peep out of this this guy named uh Bongo. I mean what has happened to this guy has he dropped off the Earth or something? Has Bongo decided to be a monk and take a vow of silence? Was Bongo born without a tongue and therefore cannot talk? These are all possiblities but that isn't why Bongo is not talking. The real reason Bongo isn't talking is because he knows that he is going to get beaten down and there is no reason wasting his breath on an one-sided affiar such as this. Now you may ask why does Bongo he doesn't have a chance. Maybe Bongo read Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs's biography and saw how successful he has been in other feds. Maybe its Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs's pure wrestling skill. But its mainly cause Bongo knows there is no way in hell of ever and I do mean ever defeating a wrestler with so much skill, so much knowledge, just so much more then him. I mean come on how many of you out there can respect a guy by the name of Bongo? Anyway come Monday Night we will witness not a wrestling much more of a wrestling clinic and a first shot at the next World Champion of the SWF. I mean come on Bongo is right now watching this promo in his probaly cowboy pjs shaking like a leaf on a tree knowing that tomorrow night he will have to walk down the ramp into that ring and take on the best damn technical wrestler in the SW....no no......the whole damn wrestling industry. Bongo is nothing but just a waste of space on the roster and a waste of space on the planet. Anyway he plans on ending his career and ending one of those two problems. At Aderaline these ungratful, unintellegent, and unsantary Americans will witness true wrestling.....CANADAIN WRESTLING!!!!! And even your small American minds will comprehend that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is without a doubt the best thing to SWF since well hmmmmm uh ........EVER!!!!! Now that I have did my part I got a tee time in twenty minutes so I just got three words left ROLL THE PROMO :: [][][]
[][][] :: Camera fades in as a shot of the number 341 on a door as it widens out to a full door shot. Then the cameraman knocks on the door as a few seconds pass till you hear the door unlocking and then the door opening. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs appears with the same clothes from last night at the airport, Red silk shirt and khaki pants with black dress shoes. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs motions for the camera crew to enters the hotel room. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs walks into the kithen to fix himself a drink as the camera crew sets up. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs enters to room and takes a seat on the black leather couch. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs takes a sip of the drink and sets it on the cooffee table as he begins to talk.. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well as you can see Delta has yet to find my luggage but no fear if they don't find my luggage, I will wrestle in what I am wearing. I mean Bongo might not even show up for the match. The guy hasn't done one promo or anything. I am starting to wonder if there is such a Bongo guy. Hell, it doesn't matter if it I know my superior wrestling ability will be too much for this Bingo....Bungo.......Bongo.......whatever his damn name is. I am from Calagry the meeca of wrestling, the capital of wrestling, the birth place of pro wrestling. Damnit I am the Main Eventer and I will prove it to the world all starting tomorrow night at Aderaline as then I will continue mmy winning ways all the way to the SWF World Championship. I know what you are saying....You are saying this guy is just blowing hot air, he isn't all that. Well come Tuesday morning you will all know that Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is going to be the next SWF World Champion.
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs is then interrupted by a phone call. Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs answers the phone. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Hello......
Voice:Hello.....I am from Delta Luggage Claim, are you Chris Staggs
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yes...
Voice: We have located your luggage
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs:Great!!
Voice: Well.......
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: What do you mean....Well.???
Voice: It isn't exactly here
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: What do you mean not here? Where is it?
Voice: Idaho....
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: WHAT!?
Voice: I..
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: I know what you said, but how did it get to Idaho
Voice: It was loaded on the wrong plane I guess
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Okay will it be here by tomorrow?
Voice: Yes...
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Thanks Bye.
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs hangs up and looks at the camera crew with a look of disgust upon his face.. :: [][][]
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Man, So you are saying that the US government spends all this money on Secruity and you can't get some capable workers to load the luggage on the plane. Man I can't wait till we tour in Canada..
[][][] :: Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs stands up and shows the camera crew to the door as Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs returns to the couch and turns on the television to look for a "Bongo Promo" :: [][][]
[][][] :: Camera fades black :: [][][]
WILL CHRIS "THE MAIN EVENTER" STAGGS GET HIS LUGGAGE BEFORE ADERALINE. FIND OUT BY WATCHING MONDAY NIGHT'S ADERALINE!!!!!!!!!
