Greatness - Adj. 1. Being the characteristic of great 2. Just simply Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs 3. Description of Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs's wrestling ability. Syn= Chris Staggs Ayn= SWF roster.
Who is Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs?
Is he an great technical wrestler? YES
Is he the newest and hottest recruit? You bet your ass
Is he going to rule the SWF like he did many others? Why of course
Is he the next great to hit the SWF? Hell yes
Is he going to be at the SWF pay per view, Gensis ? You can bet you bottom dollar
..::[ So many questions answered in "Who is Chris 'The Main Eventer' Staggs?" Well anyway the SWF has hit the jackpot in signing the hot prospect from Calagry, Alberta, Canada. I mean Chris Staggs has had set foot in federations like the FWF Revolution, EPW, CWA, and many other federations. And each federation he has gained titles. This federation shouldn't be any different. Just look at the so called "talent" they have names like Jason Rothchild, this kid wasn't any good in the FWF Revolution and he helped run the XW into the ground. Then you have the two old fogies in Scotty Carter and Disco Stu. I mean these two guys could throw their back out or slip a disk at anytime now. Then you have some of the other wrestlers whose names just tell you have idiotic and pitiful they are like Nothingface, Koa, Sycho Kid, and 6feetDeep I mean come on if those are not idiotic and pitiful then I don't know what is . Enough about the roster though lets talk about Chris Staggs. Many of you who have been under a rock don't who Chris Staggs is.....which is sad.......but anyway. Chris Staggs is the best damn technical wrestler you will ever see if you live to see eighty. Chris Staggs has won numerous titles in each fed. I mean Chris Staggs is everything you dream to be and everything you want to be. I mean sure he is small in stature and may not have the height or weight advantage that his opponents have but he does have one huge advantage over his opponents that is his wrestling ability. Sure I know what most of you wrestlers are thinking. Who the hell does this guy think he is talking about his awesome wrestling ability but it is true and he will prove it every show and make believers out of each and every one of the guys in the back. Chris Staggs grew up in the wrestling capital of the world, Calagry, Alberta, Canada, so it was quite natural that Chris Staggs would pick up wrestling at a young age. He did and has molded himself into the best damn technical wrestler in the SW......no no......the whole damn world. So what left for Chris Staggs in a great career? One thing that is the main goal in every wrestler life and that is to become the world champion which he plans on achieving here in the SWF. Now that I had did my part as the narrator of this Chris Staggs First Promo in the SWF there is nothing left to do but "Roll the Promo" ]::..
..::[ Camera opens up with the shot of a backyard on a sunny day. The camera pans over to the deck in the backyard as you see Chris Staggs sitting in a chair relaxing with a confident look upon his face. The SWF camera crew begin to walk to the porch to get a better view of Chris Staggs. Chris Staggs has on a red polo shirt and khaki pants. Chris Staggs looks at the camera crew who now have positioned theirselves to get the best view of the new hot signee Chris Staggs. Chris Staggs then begins to talk ]::..
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Welcome to the greatest city in the world Calagry. Just look at this view. It breathtaking but I sure you didn't come up here just to hear me talk about the breathtaking view. You want to know about what I think of the SWF. Well right now it looks like their is no competition here for me. I mean I do have more skill in my little pinky then most of these guys have combined. Anyway I mean I have wrestled one guy here and that was Jason Rothchild who only won when I was hit on the head with a chair. Jason, don't think I have forgotten about that. Anyway most of these guys are big old overweight stumbling bumbling idiots who brain is the size of a pea. I mean most of these guys have won their match because of their size not their ability. Well guess what the rules have just changed. You don't have a chance against me I mean.......*Ring Ring Ring*....Excuse me.....
..::[ Chris Staggs reaches in his pocket and pulls out his cell phone and answers it ]::..
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Hello......
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Yeah, I heard they got an pay per view Sunday night
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Where is it?
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Detriot, okay thanks bye..........Excuse I got to make a call
..::[ Chris Staggs ends the call and begins to dial the phone ]::..
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Hello, do you have any flights to Detriot?
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Uh, Michigan
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: How in the world do you book the flight through the weekend?
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Well do you have any flights that will stop somewhere else before they get there?
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Okay, what kind of route is that? Miami to Detriot? What kind of airlines is this?
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: What do you mean coach or first? Do you know who I am
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: No I am not Jim Carrey.......I am Chris Staggs
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: CHRIS STAGGS !!!!!!!!!
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: New signee from the SWF
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs:AGH!!!! I am a wrestler!!!!!!, Never mind, First class.......idiot
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Whatever, how much?
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Charge it to the SWF.
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Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Okay thanks bye.....
..::[ Chris Staggs hangs up with the cell phone and looks back at the camera ]::..
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Damn Canadian airlines....they can be a bitch sometimes. Anyway where was I before I was interrupted?
SWF Camera man: Uh something about ability...
Chris "The Main Eventer" Staggs: Oh yeah, you giant goofballs think you can defeat me you will have another thing coming. So take note everyone in the SWF the rules have changed and their is a new Main Eventer in town. Before I am done everyone of you in the SWF will have experience the J.O.B I promise you that. Now if you don't mind I need to start packing for my odd route to Detriot for Gensis.
..::[ Chris Staggs then stands up and walks into his house as the SWF camera crew tries to follow but Chris Staggs slams the door in their face ]::..
..::[ Camera fades black ]::..
THE DAYS OF SORRY WRESTLING HAS ENDED WITH THE ARRIVAL OF CHRIS "THE MAIN EVENTER" STAGGS!!!!!!!
