( Chris Staggs is seen walking down the hall with a bag. Chris Staggs has his usual goofy grin on his face as he reaches his locker room. He walks in as Tommy Grady is already there in the locker room with Aaron Everage. Chris Staggs sits down the bag. )
[ Aaron Everage:] What is in the big plastic bag?
[ Chris Staggs:] Shhhhhhhh….
[ Aaron Everage:] *looking at Chris Naggs* Why?
[ Chris Naggs:] Something about JD Lawson and Cordozer Stevenson. I don’t know what it is.
[ Aaron Everage:] I just hope it isn’t too stupid.
[ Chris Naggs:] Same here.
( Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are seen looking in the bag. )
[ Tommy Grady:] COOL!!! THAT RULES!!!
[ Chris Staggs:] Yep, we are going to fool them.
[ Tommy Grady:] Whateva…
[ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!!!
( Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady high five each other as Aaron Everage and Chris Naggs just look at each other )
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After Hurley is sent to Syria
Saving the Syrians
( Scene opens backstage with a picture of Tommy Grady. He looks a little upset as he stares at the ground shaking his head. Everage walks into the room and looks at Grady )
[ Aaron Everage: ] What's the matter, Grady?
[ Tommy Grady: ] I'm sad..
[ Aaron Everage: ] Yes you are.. but why?
[ Tommy Grady: ] I suck..
[ Aaron Everage: ] I know, Grady.. I know.. but that stunt with Syria.. my plan worked perfectly, did it not?
[ Tommy Grady: ] YOU sent Hurley to Syria?
[ Aaron Everage: ] I thought Naggs told you?
[ Tommy Grady: ] Dude, that is so mean..
[ Aaron Everage: ] He's gonna be okay..
[ Tommy Grady: ] I don't care about HIM.. the Syrians are gonna like.. be bored to DEATH if he speaks to them..
[ Aaron Everage: ] What?
[ Tommy Grady: ] Saddam will find him and use him to cause mass murders upon the world with his boring ass promotional videos..
[ Aaron Everage: ] I wouldn't go that far..
[ Tommy Grady: ] Damnit.. I must go..
[ Aaron Everage: ] What?
[ Tommy Grady: ] If I can't win a match.. I must save the world instead!
[ Aaron Everage: ] Tommy, what are you saying?
[ Tommy Grady: ] I'm off to Syria to save them from this international terrorist..
[ Aaron Everage: ] Tommy--
[ Tommy Grady: ] NO! I'm off to the airport..
[ Aaron Everage: ] .... please don't..
[ Tommy Grady: ] I'M ON MY WAY, SYRIANS! FOR SERIAL!
[ Aaron Everage: ] What?
[ Tommy Grady: ] FOR SERIOUS!
[ Aaron Everage: ] Okay..
( Quickly Grady busts through the door and exits the room. Everage slowly shakes his head a bit and puts his hands in his head. The scene slowly fades out to black )
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Second Hour
Winnie The Panda
( We see the hallway as then we see two giant pandas walking down the hall as they walk they nod their heads up and down as they have bamboos in their hands as they continue to walk as finally they are heard talking to each other. )
[ Panda #1: ] Dude I’m glad you didn’t go to Syria.
[ Panda #2: ] Yeah well maybe the Syrians can last against Andrew Hurley. He is so boring.
[ Panda #1: ] FO SHO!
[ Panda #2: ] Dude this is awesome. WE ARE PROPAGANDAS!!!
[ Panda #1: ] Chris Naggs hooked us up with some great lyrics.
[ Panda #2: ] Whateva
[ Panda #1: ] FO SHO!
( As now Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady dressed as pandas walk down the hall, they finally stop at the door of Propaganda as they knock on the door. A few moments later the door opens as JD Lawson and Cordozer Stevenson step out of the locker room at bit taken back by the two idiots. )
[ Chris Staggs Panda: ]
JD the Pooh
JD the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with gruff
He's JD the Pooh
JD the Pooh
Willy nilly silly old foo.
[ JD Lawson: ] Is that so? You ingrates….
[ Tommy Grady Panda: ]
Cordozer the Pooh
Cordozer the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with bluff
He's Cordozer the Pooh
Cordozer the Pooh
Willy nilly silly young foo.
[ Cordozer Stevenson: ] What is up with these idiots?
[ JD Lawson: ] This whole panda thing is foolish.
[ Chris Staggs Panda: ] We are PROGANDAS!!!
[ Tommy Grady Panda: ] We are better PROGANDAS THAN YOU!!!
[ JD Lawson: ] You two are complete fools.
[ Chris Staggs Panda: ] HEY!
[ Cordozer Stevenson: ] This joke is foolish.
[ Tommy Grady Panda: ] HEY!
[ JD Lawson: ] And Winnie The Pooh is foolish.
( Chris Staggs Panda and Tommy Grady Panda look at each other as they take the bamboos and then nail JD Lawson and Cordozer Stevenson is the head as they beat them with the bamboos as they look down at Propaganda. )
[ Whateva Fo Sho! Pandas: ] Winnie The Pooh is NOT FOOLISH!!!
( They then walk off leaving JD Lawson and Cordozer Stevenson getting up holding their heads )
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Before the Main Event
Just a Staggs in a Cage
( Chris Staggs and Tommy Grady are seen in the locker room talking to each other as they have the panda suits thrown back in the plastic bag as they have the SWF World Tag Team titles in hand. They look at it for a second as they begin to talk )
[ Tommy Grady: ] Dude can you believe them?
[ Chris Staggs: ] I know….Winnie The Pooh being foolish. I mean that was cheap shot.
[ Tommy Grady: ] I know he had nothing to do with them.
[ Chris Staggs: ] We taught them.
[ Tommy Grady: ] YEAH!
[ Chris Staggs: ] Dude I got a problem.
[ Tommy Grady: ] What’s that my nizzy.
[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO, why do they want to lock me in a steel cage.
[ Tommy Grady: ] I have no idea.
[ Chris Staggs: ] It seems mean to me.
[ Tommy Grady: ] Dude I got it….you can try and get out of the cage.
[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!!! But it is still mean of them to do it.
[ Tommy Grady: ] At least they didn’t leave you alone. Jeff Harris can keep you company.
[ Chris Staggs: ] But he will just keep talking about Ranma.
[ Tommy Grady: ] Oh…well just try and get out quick.
[ Chris Staggs: ] FO SHO!
( Chris Staggs begins to smile as he gets up and walks out of the locker room. )