"The King of Idiots: Taking Back the Crown" 

Just a day before the pay per view and only four opponents seem to be worthy to challenge the King. Yet they all have faults. They all follow what each says when they talk about me. I heard the same thing over and over for a week. I heard that I am not a threat cause I date Miss Piggy. So a relationship has a lot to deal with my wrestling ability? Okay that makes about as much sense as a Raven Talon promo. I am going to lose cause I am an idiot? Well that has prevented me from capturing more titles in the IW than my opponents combined. Yeah that works. I am not a threat. Funny a bunch of people say that after I have just royally assaulted them. Huh maybe they don't have anything to comeback with at me. Right Trent? Right Miguel? Please I am not a threat? Like Barry Bonds isn't on steroids. I'm a wannabe rapper? Please the King isn't anything but himself. If you see me as that? Then this wannabe rapper will be the new IW InterNational champion after Monday Night. I mean come on I'm a wanksta? Someone has been listening to the 50 Cent one too many times. Though I don't blame them for following the crowd. I mean the King is pretty hard to really own. I mean I am IW's New Role Model. Oh wait everyone has called me for ridin' his dick. Please if I was ridin' his dick I would be complementing him every chance I get, not take his King and Role Model status. Oh wait it sounded good when all six or so said it. Whateva' FO SHO! You ain't go nothin' on me. Oh and Nefarious I am not donating any more money to your segregation movement. You know that is never going happen. It's like you turning down fried chicken.

STOP WITH THE RACIAL STEREOTYPES! THE POWERFUL MOVEMENT MAY KICK YOUR ASS.

Dude I am just being what Nefarious said I was. A racist wanksta. That means I love me some FRIED CHICKEN! 

Right.

Anyway see they don't know me. They come at me with the same thing just a different day. Not an original idea yet to come from my nine other opponents. They must be scared of King Staggio. They must know that King Staggio is takin' back the crown and I got ten reasons that I am going to do that. Oh and King Jackio I will give them ten reasons to unlike your bootleg Top 25 with only 20 reasons.

TOP 10 REASONS

King Staggio will win the IW InterNational Title

10. Tyler Anderson appearance will depressed half the men in the match as they will throw themselves over the ropes to get away from the Goth fag and the blood that will come when he slits his wrist. Though King Staggio won't be affected cause as King, nothing depresses him and slitting his wrist will make easier for him to be thrown over the ropes.

9. Joseph Mason's lateness will affected most of the men in the match and give them jet lag. Though King Staggio will not be affected via the King doesn't get jet lag.

8. Juke Nina James will bring his famous cousin to ringside and get distracted along with other men in the opponents. Thus allowing King Staggio to eliminate many of them. King Staggio doesn't care about the NBA. 

7. Andrew Davis Lite will go back in time so far that he will get stuck in the 1950s thus be captured along with Movement B for breaking the Jim Crowe Laws. This will just make one less opponent for King Staggio to defeat.

6. Kevin Riddick's 1000 names will confuse most of the roster so much they will eliminate themselves out of confusion. King Staggio will be safe cause he doesn't care what name Kevin Riddick calls himself.

5. Zagan's demonic promos scared half the opponents that they will go into seizures when he arrives. King Staggio will not be one of those as he is scared by his promos. Yet he feels sympathy for the demon as he isn't evil at all.

4. Trent Paul's appearance in the ring will confuse some as they will not know who this white guy is. They will be confused as they were looking for a black guy. They start eliminating everyone hoping that is Trent Paul. King Staggio will not be confused as he knows Trent Paul went through the Michael Jackson/Jeff Harris surgery.

3. Miguel Grazanni will have a flashback in the middle of a match and become a nine year old again. He will be awestruck at the superstars especially King Staggio. After all he is IW's New Role Model. The awestruck Miguel will eagerly jump out of the ring cause King Staggio told him to jump out of the ring.

2. Nefarious will eliminate himself when he overhears a white guy using "black" slang. He will become overcome with anger and jump over the ropes then proceed to unload clips into the unsuspecting white guy. King Staggio will just watch as he ain't no wanksta.

1. KING STAGGIO has got this competition beat. They haven't offered anything new or groundbreaking. They have just made the same claims over and over like it will affect King Staggio. Screw that. King Staggio will eliminate all of them one at a time.

Ten reasons King Staggio will be your new IW InterNational Title. The title that I created. The title that I gave life. The title that belongs to me. I will capture the title and the name of IW's New Role Model. King Jackio, your time has come and passed. Now it is time for you to more over and let someone else smack around The Powerful Movement. I will start tomorrow night when I easily dispose of Juke Nina James and Nefarious. King Jackio, the crown is going to be taken by the new king. The King of IW....KING STAGGIO!  

Now I had discovered how to get to Miss Piggy. She couldn't take the countless insults I threw at her. She was breaking emotionally. She would finally be loyal to the King. She wouldn't rebel against my commands. Finally I have two loyal subjects and all it took was physical and mental abuse from yours truly. 

"I want my continental breakfast now" I was wanting my pancakes, bacon, and other stuff. I mean I was promised this when I checked into the hotel. I was craving it so as King Staggio I knew I would get it.

"Sir, it's 6:30 at night" The clerk told me. So I didn't care what time it was.

"So? What does that have to do with my continental breakfast?" I mean when King Staggio said he wanted his breakfast. You should jump to it right away.

"Sir we stopped serving breakfast as 11 o'clock this morning" How dare he put a time restraint on my breakfast. So I just starting craving some pancakes now. 

" Do you know who you are talking to?" Didn't he recognize King Staggio? I mean he didn't know who King Staggio was?

" Yes Chris Staggs an IW wrestler that is staying here" Chris Staggs? How dare he refer to me as just Chris Staggs.

" Chris Staggs?" Did he just say that?

" Yes Chris Staggs" That was it. He disrespected me twice. That was it. I proceed to back hand the clerk for such an utter disrespect to King Staggio.

" IT'S KING STAGGIO BIATCH!" I proclaimed as the clerk just stood there rubbing the side of his face.

" Sir there is no need to get physical here" You better believe there was. You disrespect the king and you will get a backhand. It is simple as that. 

" Then don't disrespect me. Now where is my breakfast?" I wasn't going to leave here without my pancakes. I wanted them and I was going to get them because I was the king.

"I can't get you your breakfast right now. Come back in the morning." This fool still didn't know who I was. He must not respect the king. 

" In the morning? I will not want breakfast in the morning." I wanted it now.

" What do you want me to do?" Was this guy an idiot or what. I already told him that I wanted the pancake. I proceeded to backhand him.

" PANCAKE BIATCH!" I knew he heard that. He now start cower in fear as the King demanded respect.

" I will see what I can do." The clerk responded. HAHA! He was respecting the King now.

"Much better. The King is pleased" I had to show some gratitude for the breakfast.

The clerk got on the phone to the dining area as they held a conversation while I waited patiently for it to end. He hung up the phone as he didn't look to happy. 

"King Staggio, the breakfast chef is gone for the day. We don't have a chef to cook your breakfast." What a horrible excuse.

"Well I guess you will have to cook my breakfast." Hey as King I had to make split second decisions and the dealt with the King's hunger.

"But sir I don't know how to cook." Likely story. 

"That isn't my problem is it?" He better find a way to get my breakfast or else.

"Um okay I will try to fix your breakfast." That was better. Now he respected me. He didn't want to upset the king.

Later that night the clerk gave me breakfast. I must say he wasn't lying when he said he didn't know how to cook. That was the worst breakfast I have ever had. Though the key was that he respected the King to try and make me breakfast. I have finally found out how the King gets respect. I need to verbally assault them and then physical assault them to get my point across. Monday Night I was going to physically assault them as I have verbally assaulted them all week.

"Beware look-a-likes Nefarious is on the loose."

 Look out world Nefarious is on the warpath for IW superstar look-a-likes. Please Nefarious is that suppose to show us you are a little crazy? Is that suppose to show us your hatred for us? Please all it does is make you look like a complete idiot. I mean what is next? You going to look up other Chris Staggs's in the phone book and go beat them up? Nefarious you have been in the IW for two weeks and you think you can already win the IW World Title. You think that you are better than the other nine opponents in the IW InterNational match. Why? You been here two weeks. You haven't accomplished nothing more than being the guy that called out the roster for the whole week. You see Nefarious it is hard to take a nigga serious when he does that. You are like the nigga in the club just looking for a fight. You keep running your mouth until you get a fight. Yet the thing is that same nigga runs his mouth until he finds a guy that beats the living crap out of him. Well look no further Nefarious. I am that guy. Yeah, laugh now but that laughter will change to crying when you are thrown over the ropes to the outside. I have already told you what you are. You are a flash in the pan. Nothing more. You were put in this match cause apparently you let AVI have some milk money for school. See Nefarious I don't care if you call me a wanksta or a racist. You can't even make up your mind what I am so I know I must not be either. Nefarious, tomorrow night you will step into the ring with this "racist wanksta" and then begin to steppin' as you know your mouth has overshot your ability. You know your talent isn't what you claim it is. You claim you are the King. I think you been listening to a little too much Lil' Jon. Kings of CRUNK!? Please the only king you are is that of the sandbox. And I just kicking sand in your face. Nefarious, go grab some more images and post up on the screen. We haven't found the first one biting and I don't will find this one either. Nefarious, you don't respect me now ,but you will be when I got that IW InterNational Title around my waist. You can bet that. 

"26-4!? WOW! I didn't know you could face Raven Talon so many times"

You brag about your great record. I mean 26-4 is a good record. I will give you that. Yet you only held one title. You never moved up. You lucked up in a title win and faced the likes of who? Raven Talon? Yeah you are good. Whateva' you know that record was padded. I remember when you were in the SWF. You say I was below yet the funny thing is every time the card came out I was above you. I was the draw. You were just a "black" guy who went unnoticed. Heck it took you ten wins to move from opening the card. Yeah Trent Paul you are better than me. That is if you meant you were better at going unnoticed. You call me a joke. Heh, for a joke I have been very successful. Trent Paul you can go on to say you knew you better than me since day one. Funny I don't remember you from day one. Yeah I heard your name and I remember defeating you and a tag team partner as Tommy Grady and I dominated the tag team division. Trent Paul deep down I know you are not better than me. Deep down that is why you left. You could never achieve more than the InterNational title. You never moved up. You were stuck. You can never get to the top of the company. You know you never will. That is why winning the IW InterNational title means so much to you. You know that is your "World" title. That should be your goal. If you think you will be a world title then you are just dreaming. See right there is the difference from you and King Staggio. King Staggio is using this IW InterNational title reign as a stepping stone to the IW World Title. 

"Juke Nina James, Not a shot."

Juke Nina James, you don't have a shot in this match. Heck you have a better shot of getting laid using the line "My cousin is LeBron James". I mean really Juke Nina James did you actually think you had a shot in this match? Did you for one second believe that you would take home the gold? Please you don't have the talent to compete. Heck the only reason you are in this match is because you are in the Powerful Movement. If you weren't. Please the tag team title match is the only thing you would be in. So you better kiss AVI's arse a little more for letting you in this match. Then again you may not want to after the beating you will receive in the match.

"The Demon scared of the King? " 

I mean really for a demon with evil intentions you don't have any toward me. You make a so called sly remark about my relationship with a pig and that is it? Am I suppose to feel hurt? Am I suppose to be insulted? I mean I insulted Miss Piggy than you did. You see Zagan you chose not to make any remarks toward me cause you didn't want to feel the wrath of King Staggio. I can't say that I don't blame you. The thing is you call yourself a demon. You aren't suppose to have fear. Though I guess King Staggio strikes fear even into demons. Though go ahead Zagan insult my relationship again. Tip toe around me. Try to not step on my toes. It still want save you in this match. You see you are still in King Staggio's way for the IW InterNational title. So you either jump over the rope voluntarily or I do it for you. The way you are acting it seems that you might just over the rope to get away from me. Zagan, I done with you now you can go have a seizure. I really don't care what you do cause your title dreams will be crushed at the hands of King Staggio and you can tell your shriek about that in your sessions.

"Chapter 20: Flashbacks to loses is all you will have"

Flashback to a week ago when you decided to cut a promo, is when you made the biggest mistake. You see you don't belong in this match. Heck you have cloned yourself right out of the Promo's For Dummies. Nice gimmick. You are what a sensitive yet tough guy with some deep problems that you need to express in flashback montage? Wow gripping stuff right there. Your trash talk has came straight out of the book of Jimmy Luciano, though the watered-down and less biting version. Wow I'm a joke, a dummy, a non-threat and I date a pig. Wow I'm really hurt. Then again if I was expecting originality, I shouldn't expect it from a guy using a book for dummies to achieve it. You see Miguel, you knew I had exposed you. That is why you chose to keep your mouth shut. I don't blame you. At least you do have some common sense. You know when you have been verbally assaulted. Now next week you can flashback to the point where I eliminated you and think I shouldn't have ever doubted King Staggio's ability. I should have kept my mouth shut about him from the first promo. I should have ever disrespected King Staggio. Well I sorry ,but you are going to have to taught respect. Don't worry Miguel you will have eight other guys being taught respect.

"Andrew Davis Lite has been captured by the DRWF?"

Don't worry Andrew Davis Lite. Just act like a hard thug and you will blend in with all the thug posers in the DRWF. Then you can make your escape back to the IW. Though there you will have to face me and eight other opponents. So you either get annoyed by some fake thugs or get your arse handed to you. I guess it is your choice.

"Three different personalities and names but same result.."

Grinch will not steal the IW InterNational Title from King Staggio. Neither will Malik Shabaaz III or Kevin Riddick. I just gotta ask you why do you change your name every three weeks? Are you trying to avoid the creditors? Are you running from child support? I mean you take on a different name every month and have the same result....mediocre rise. If you think you are going to take the title with your mediocre rise than you are sadly mistaken. You see you might do it if King Staggio wasn't in the match. Your ship has sailed. You can change your name a hundred times ,but you have to realize that your talent doesn't change. It stays the same. Kevin Riddick, you see remember back when you were The Grinch, back when I was IW World Champion, you were all about riding my coattails to the top. Well ever since you let go you have been in a downward spiral. 

"I don't blame ya for quitting." 

I mean if I had to live with the fact that I was the only Goth fag in the IW. I would have quit too. If I realize I had to face King Staggio in a match. I would have quit too. Don't worry Tyler Anderson, we will not think any less of you. I mean we didn't think you were anything to start off with. We knew you were nothing. I mean what guy paints his fingernails? Why guy wears eye shadow? Screw I should have wasted this much time talking about you.

"You going to wait to the last second to send out promos?"

There is a rumor going around that you are going to cut four promos before the show. I know that rumor can't be true. If you cut four promos there was still the face you would have to get them to air before the show. I don't even think you will make the show on time much less have four promos to air. What you going to do? Foundation us? You going to deadline us? Please you are supposedly Joseph Mason the When Worlds Collide champion. You are using some cheap trick to steal a victory. Please you can't tell time. You lost a step. Heck that is why you took over for Andrew Davis. You know you couldn't survive in wrestling anymore. You couldn't hang. You went to the front office and failed there too. Why don't you go and join Evalina in the wedding planning business. You can arrange the flowers for them.

"The King's taking out the crown"

These nine other guys must be trippin' if they think they stand a chance against King Staggio. They know IW's New Role Model will be walking out with the gold around his waist. Heck I already ran Tyler Anderson off before the bell has rung to begin the match. It doesn't matter right now what the other nine think. I know after the match all of them will respect KING STAGGIO. That is FO SHO!