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"The King of Idiots: Runnin' Scared" So I challenge the crown of King Jackio and now I am suckin' his dick? Duh fock? I'm challenging the head guy. I am showing him that I can be him and ten times better than him. Yet you guys are quick with the dick ridin' comments. Do I look like I am from the DRWF? Do I look like Big Willie-isms? You better check your eyes again cause I'm not some happy arse 300 pound nigga. Yet go ahead and try to call me out on that. The real reason is ya'll are scared that I am the true king. You are scared the King Staggio era is going to be stronger than King Jackio ever thought his could be. I mean I already ended one dominant wrestlers reign. Memphis Gray still hasn't recovered. King Staggio has got ya'll runnin' scared. King Staggio has ya'll throwin' DRWF insults at him. You know you should be worrying like Shaggy without any food. King Staggio is goin' to take over. King Staggio is going to start from IW InterNational title and work his way up. The Movement's momentum will be slowed. Yeah they may have the IW World Title right now ,but just wait till King Staggio's reign kicks in. I will have ya'll panicking like ya'll are fixin' to be made to swim in the deep end of the pool. WHOA! That is a racist stereotype. I know I am a racist wanksta according to Nefarious. What? That made no sense. You are tellin' me. Though that is what Nefarious said I was. The King has to please his peasants. Yeah, Nefarious you ain't a king. You know going to Burger King and grabbin one of those crowns doesn't make you a king. Anyway don't worry, I will just have to make them respect me cause apparently they don't know who I am. "I'm a King" [King Staggio Talking]
If ya'll still don't know who I am then ya'll will when you read KING STAGGIO on that IW InterNational Title. You see ya'll can run your mouth all you want. Yet all nine of you are spittin' the same lines. I mean don't ya'll notice this stuff? Anyway don't worry, you will have your answers when IW's New Role Model is holding the title. Yeah you heard me. I'm taking King Jackio's moniker too. You know the kids have to look up to someone and who better than me? King Staggio ain't no Charles Barkley. I am the one the fans scream for. I don't hear the Nefarious chants. I don't hear the Zagan chants. I do hear the who chants but I think that is referred to Miguel and Trent. You see AVI is just the flavor of the month. Once he fades my following is the going to strong just like it always is. The fans love me, and why not be the King and Role Model for the IW. Saturday May 28th, 2005 McDonalds ( King Staggio's Favorite Restaurant ) 7:24 pm Yeah the King is down with the freaky hoes. Miss Piggy is as freaky as they come. I mean must hoes don't like getting smacked around. I mean pimps smack them to get them in line yet I smack her and she gets all turned on and stuff. I must find another way to keep her in line. Anyway so we left the palace to go get some royal grub. I took a seat. I looked over. "Go get me my grub." I demanded. I was wanting to see if my loyal subjects would jump when I said jump. Chris Naggs did yet Miss Piggy this pig didn't. Though I couldn't hit her anymore as it seemed to get her all hot and stuff. So what was I going to do? I knew. "What is wrong pig? Are you too fat to get up?" I could tell that stung her a little as she looked shocked. "............................." Yeah I could tell she didn't like getting insulted. So I did it some more. I mean I had to do it till she did I what I told her to do. " Don't argue with me you disgusting. filthy pig" Heh, I knew that would make her mad. It did yet she still wasn't going to get up and get my food. " You filthy swine, get up and get my food." I was tired of this pig trying to rebel against me. She was my queen and she needed to be subservient to her King. It was that simple. Though this time I could see that Chris Naggs was wanting to say something. He rolled his eyes and sighed heavy. I look toward him. "What!?" I demanded him to tell me. "You know that is a stuffed pig. She can't get up and get your food for you." He replied back. What did her being a stuffed pig have to do with her getting up and getting my food. " So!? What does that matter? She should still obey me. I am KING STAGGIO!" She should be happy to serve me. She shouldn't be such a rebel against me. "She can't walk idiot" WHAT!? How dare he. I proceeded to smack the taste out of Chris Naggs's mouth. He dare disrespect me like that. "Don't call me an idiot! And what do you mean she can't walk?" I seen her walk before. I mean hadn't he seen the Muppet movies? She has walked. I mean rode a bike for crying out loud. "I'm sorry I called you an idiot. Though she is a stuffed animal. She can't walk. SHE ISN'T REAL!" I could tell Naggsy was losing it. I mean she was sitting right by me. "She is too real. Don't you see her?" I mean he had to see her. " I do, but that doesn't me she is real." What the heck was he talking about? "Dude don't you see her? That makes her real." This guy was sounding as dumb as the nine opponents I am facing in the match at the pay per view. " Fine you are right" I knew I was right. I am King Staggio after all. " Good now that we got that out of the way. You slut of a pig go get my food now." Surly she couldn't enjoy getting insulted by me. Chris Naggs then helped Miss Piggy to her feet and they proceed to go get King Staggio his Happy Meal that he demanded twenty minutes ago. It seems that I can't ever find loyal subjects these days. I guess I will have to train them. Just like I will have to beat respect into the nine superstars that are trying to take my IW InterNational Title. "So you are for segregation, Nefarious." So some slang words are "black" words only? I didn't know that? I'm sorry. Whateva' if that is true then you can't use over most of the dictionary. Those are "white" words. Wait you want to go back in time to the 1960s? You know that group you want to be apart of. Yeah the Movement is against the man taking over. You know they are against segregation. Though apparently you aren't. You want to be held down by the man don't you? I mean you don't want us using your words. Incorporating your words in to "white" s. Whatever', oh wait you knew that is what I am going to say cause you are Miss Cleo on the side. Please I'm going to pay $2.99 a minute to listen to your predictions of my response is. Cause you don't know me. son. OOPS! * CHA CHING! * $1.00 for Nefarious Segregation Movement Fund. Happy now? I'm going to donate money every time I use a "black" slang. That way you can keep blacks and white separated just like you wanted. Yeah so I speak in a monotonous tone. I can't help I'm from Canada. I gotta have to admit you got me there. I mean came strong making fun of the way I talk. What's next? You going to make fun of the clothes I wear? Oh wait you already did that. You going to beat up random people cause they look like mean. Oh man you are hard with those sucker punches. You goin' to hurt me on me saying you had a tape recorder? Man you straight roastin' my arse. Please Nefarious, you say I got weak game at least I haven't been spittin' the same lines all week. Wow you think I am a wanksta. * CHA CHING! * $5.00 for Nefarious Segregation Movement Fund. UGH! You been saying that since you got here. Then you call me a racist. Make up your mind. I can't be both. Though you don't want comment on that. Nah, we can't show Nefarious has faults. Please you got more faults than the California boarder. You consider me the worse opponent in this match? That was original, I haven't heard that from Trent Paul or Zagan. I guess I will give you the same answer I gave them. I'm the only one that has any worthy accomplishments to state in this match. Heck I am reason that the IW InterNational title is named just that. If I haven't have won the match then if would have been the IW National Title. So basically I created the title and I going to take it back. The King is going to be IW InterNational champion again. Oh wait I'm a shell of my former self, was you goin' to come back with? I takin' your job as Miss Cleo for the moment. Please I been back here just a month and I was one win away from the main event. While you been here calling out everyone and their mother hoping they will notice you. Yeah we've noticed you. We noticed that you just another typical cocky guy that has limited skills and will phase out quicker than a Jimmy Luciano return. Heck any Luciano return. By the way "Scared of the King's wrath?" Don't worry I would be scared of me too. I mean my accomplishments in the IW are tenfold better than all you nine combined. I am starting to realize why people aren't spittin' game at me. * CHA CHING! * $1.00 for Nefarious Segregation Movement Fund. Dang it. Anyway I can see why people don't want to anger the king. Though it is too late for you Trent Paul. It doesn't matter if you are black or white. All that matters is you are standing the way of the King's gold and for that you will be eliminated. Yeah you may think of me as a former shell of myself. Yet at least you can say that about me. You can't say that about yourself. Cause you nothing in the SWF or the IW. You won the InterNational title cause it was important. I made the IW InterNational title something. I used the InterNational as a springboard to the IW World Title. That is exactly what I am going to do. Trent Paul you haven't can change your race ,but you can't change the fact that you are still don't have the talent that King Staggio has. You will just have to respect that come Monday Night when I dispose of you and eight other opponents. "Juke, you celebrating Lebron's new coach?" Are you out party with Lebron? No? You are driving him around. You are hanging outside the club waitin' for him to get done partyin' right? You are his Farnsworth Bentley. You know Larry Brown ain't going lead the Cavs to the NBA Finals next year. So quit partyin' and focus on your match. Oh wait I forgot, you are not a threat. Heck that is probably why you are in Cleveland kissing up to your cousin. You know you don't have a chance in your match. Wait that might not be it. You might be don't visiting your prison buddy while your locked up like Akon. You see Juke Nina James you are nothing more than a lackey that the Movement is milking till they get what they need and that is tickets to the NBA Finals. With it just around the corner and still no tickets. You might be safe for another year. "King Me, Zagan " Huh, how about that I have done left a demon speechless. The guy doesn't know what to do. I mean I laid down a verbal assault so bad that he just keeps on saying the same sentence over. So I date Miss Piggy over it. You have more pressing problems like the fact that you are the least evil demon in the world. You haven't said anything harsh or biting. Your scenes don't disturb us. They just remind us why B-movies come on Cinemax after midnight. No one cares about them and no one gets scared by them. So you had a seizure. You might not make it to the match. That might be a good thing for you. I think a seizure would be easier on your body than this match. Cause you will get your arse kicked all over the ring and then thrown out like demon claim you say that you are. Though I much send my deepest apologies to your "tag" partner Tyler Anderson. I know it is going to be hard to go on with out him. I'm sure you can hook up with the next Goth fag to join the IW. "Did I expose you. Miguel?" What happened did I expose your whole gimmick? Was I right? Did you get your gimmick out of Promos for dummies? Is that why you didn't want to mention me? You think that you are better than me? Wow I can see you are pass chapter five now. That is good. What is next? You going to insult my past? I think that is in chapter ten. Maybe you can get there before the match. Maybe you can watch a couple of The Foundation tapes to get some more ideas. We all know that Jimmy Luciano done tried to copyright the dollar sign. What a moron. Anyway Miguel, go ahead and ignore me. You can hope that I will just go away. You are wrong. You know that I was right. You know that your whole gimmick is straight text book with the flashback from when you were six. The generic insults toward me. Though I can see you bought the wrong book. You bought GWA's version for the Promos For Dummies. No one cares about Carl Lopez death. I don't even know who he is. No one cares that you watched the Smurfs when you were nine. We don't care. You are just like Nefarious, both are just fads that will fade out making nothing more than a little puff. Both of you think that you are more important than you are. See you were lucky that traded Pokimon cards with AVI to get in this match. Though the bad thing is that you two are fighting it out for the second place finish cause the King is going to take the IW InterNational Title. "Andrew Davis Lite? Where has he gone?" I told you Andrew...Washington Parks and Andre West would be the death of you. You have them in your last promo and you haven't been seen from since. Have they taken you hostage and trapped you in DRWF? I hope not or you will have to lose matches to iCe, AcE, and other three letter name opponents that DRWF thinks is cool. Andrew Davis Lite, you could have been a contender. You could have been the second place finisher. Though you had to go and jump the shark. You had to have though guys in your promo. Oh well. I guess that will be yet another contender I will not have to worry about. "Kevin Riddick? Grinch? Malik Shabaaz III? It's all the same to me." I'm sorry I didn't notice that you killed "Grinch". I mean am I suppose to notice every time you change your name? I mean that means I will have to notice you every time the wind changes directions. Heck you arrive as Malik Shabaaz III, then you become The Grinch, then back to Malik, and now Kevin Riddick? Where did he come from? Are you drawing names out of a hat? What is next? Size 7 3/4? I mean come Kevin Riddick. How am I suppose to take you serious when you can even stick to your own name for more than a week? Hell I don't care if you are Grinch, Malik, or Kevin, all I know is that you still can't take the IW InterNational title from me. "R.I.P. Tyler Anderson?" Tyler Anderson's contract with Maybalene has not been renewed out and he went and slit his wrists. I guess he couldn't take a world without his mascara. That could have happened. He could have overdosed. He could have just found out that no other Goth fags were staying so he thought he might go with them. Whatever the case good riddance. Just less freaky Goths at the show. "It's Saturday do you know where your Joseph Mason is?" Couple of days left till the pay per view and Mason hasn't been seen. He has made threats of cutting a promo. Yet nothing has come of it. Another empty promise. Something that seemed to happen a lot when he was running the IW. Heck the I-TV show never even showed on the day it was promised. Joseph Mason, right now unless you show up you are on the same listen as Tyler Anderson as concern goes. I don't know if you will show up or not. Joseph Mason, your return is going to be that of Jimmy Luciano's, nothing more than a name fans recognize. Jimmy Luciano was ran off by King Jackio and King Staggio will run you off. "The King's taking out the trash" So
far since I have crowned myself King of IW and IW's New Role Model, Tyler
Anderson has quit. Olde Man River killed himself in the river, and Evalina
has decided to become a wedding planner. Heh, I guess I have gotten rid of
the trash and now I need to take some gold starting with IW InterNational
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