New Entrance Theme:

.:FROM THE GHETTO TO THE OLD SCHOOL:.

FO SHO!


( "The Breaks" By Curtis Blow begins to kick as the fans stand to there feet and cheer. Just then Chris Naggs runs out on the stage and lays down some cardboard. Chris Staggs then appears out on the stage with his old school gear on. He has the member's only jacket, parachute pants, red adidas kicks, and Scooby Doo clock chain on. Chris Staggs steps on the cardboard and begins to pop n lock then finally break dances. Chris Staggs now stands up and proceeds toward the ring. Chris Staggs now slides into the ring. He now stands in the ring and does an old school rap pose with his arms folded arcoss his chest and leaned back as he waits for the match to begin. )

DURING THE PPV:

( We see Chris Staggs dressed out old school. He walks down the hall as he now stops and points to a person. The person turns around it is Johny Box Jr. The IW janitor. Chris Staggs nods his head and walks over to him. Johny Box Jr. looks confused.)

Chris Staggs: I'm cooler than you.

Johny Box Jr.: What?

Chris Staggs: You disagree!? Look at me I'm old school. You at you.

Johny Box Jr: I'm homeless.

Chris Staggs: Oops sorry. Well yo momma is sooooooooo dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes

Johny Box Jr: I never knew my mom. She left me in the garbage after she gave birth to me.

Chris Staggs: I'm really sorry. Well I know how to show I am cooler than you.

( Chris Staggs looks around and grabs a cardboard box and tear it down. )

Johny Box Jr: YOU JUST TORE UP MY HOUSE!!! WHY!? I NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU!

Chris Staggs: Uh I have to go.

( Chris Staggs runs off as Johny Box Jr. tries to put back his cardboard house. )

 

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