"I'm A Cheater?" 

( I was said to have cheated in my match last week against King Jackio. How though? How could I have cheated? When have that made close fist against the rules? )

"Forever"

( Fo Sho!? )

"Yes"

( I though that was a rule that was just one of those rules. You know like chewing every bite twenty four times cause I don't. Sometimes I chew it twenty three times. Yes I know I live life on the edge. Heck you have to when you are this cool and deserve to be in Tha Dyna$ty. Heck who else lives life with such reckless abandon? Who else dates to spit into the window. I duck of course when the spit blows back. I mean heck I am a bad boy. That is my rep. Everyone in the IW and all the fans know how I am. Just look at the Scooby Doo band aid I wear on my left knee cause that is the crypt side. Anyway last week wasn't fair. They said I cheated cause I used my fist ,but why was I the only one pointed out? I know they are jealous of me. Who can blame them? )

"No One"

(  I mean who else has the support of the whole first grade? Who else gets nap time when they want it? Who else has every Scooby Doo episodes even the ones with the Harlem Globetrotters. Who else can get free cuts in line? Who else gets a juicy juice whenever they feel like it? Who else has a super bouncy ball?  Who else is Tha Dyna$ty's Number One fan? I can't blame ya Drake for being jealous of me. That though doesn't give you the right to have your friend to DQ me. That isn't fair. That is almost like a tattle tale. That isn't a good thing to be. No one likes a tattle tale. ) 

" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

( I know I know. He is a weasel. He is a sneaky loser who thinks just cause he has the big guy and I don't meant God, in his back pocket that he will not lose to me. Well you know what? No way no how that isn't going to happen. I am going to show you that Tha Dyna$ty is still going strong by showing you that the Number one fan of Tha Dyna$ty isn't going to be beaten. You see Drake Sanderson, you may think you can get the upper hand on me and Ranma, this time you will no behind us to attack us from behind. No you will be face to face. You can't attack me from behind unless you are Flash in disguise. Though I don't think you are. You are not wearing a red outfit with a big F on your chest. Which is great for me cause it would be hard as heck to wrestle the flash cause he would be so fast you could never get you hands on him. Anyway Drake Sanderson, I really don't know much about you except you are one of the boss's friends. It is apparent that you and him don't like Tha Dyna$ty ,but let me ask you why? Why don't you like them? Are you against people who are cool? Are you against people who are smooth? Are you against people with street smarts? Are you against people who have clever and wit? Apparently you are cause why else would you hate Tha Dyna$ty. You know who they are don't you? They are the greatest stable alive from the first version to this version. They are always are the coolest people in the federation. Drake Sanderson, I made a mistake a couple weeks ago and I am going to make it right. I am going to seek revenge for Ranma. I am going to rock Tha Dyna$ty colors. I am going to prove to Ranma, Jimmy, and Brock that I deserve to be in the club too. Drake Sanderson when I got Tha Dyna$ty colors on then you have about as much chance as Gonzo does getting Miss Piggy. You know she is all about the green.  Drake Sanderson come Friday night is on like Donkey KONG! )

( Chris Staggs is seen with the first graders as he is at a local gas station. )

Chris Staggs: I gotta dress like them.

Lil Katie: Can I get a coke.

Chris Staggs: First we gotta dress like Tha Dyna$ty

Lil Wayne: Go DJ!!! Dat's My DJ!!!!

Chris Staggs: You see Dude Job?

Lil Eric: Please Chris we are thirsty.

Chris Staggs: Fine after we leave her, we will stop at a store and get a coke.

( The first graders look at each other )

Lil Pip: But.

Chris Staggs: Shhhhh

Lil Pip: BUT!

Chris Staggs: I said Shhhhhh Pip.

( Then the middle aged women who has been divorced twice, abused once, recovering from a nasty meth habit, and has three kids at home, walks up to the cash register. )

Twice Divorced, Abused, Former Meth Head Single Middle-Aged Mom Clerk: What do you want?

Chris Staggs: Where do you keep your ice?

( The women gives him a funny look )

Chris Staggs: Is my fly unzipped?

Twice Div---Aw forget it, Clerk: Outside.

Chris Staggs: OUTSIDE!?

Clerk: Yes

Chris Staggs: Are you crazy?

Clerk: What?

Chris Staggs: Anyone could come up and steal it.

Clerk: Um I can see outside.

Chris Staggs: You don't look like you can run fast.

Clerk: It's only 99 cents.

Chris Staggs: For ICE?!

Clerk: Uh yes.

Chris Staggs: Well can I get it customized?

Clerk: Huh?

Chris Staggs: Nevermind, here is a dollar.

( Chris Staggs and crew leave the local gas station. Chris Staggs looks around. )

Chris Staggs: Ah, Ice.

( Chris Staggs walks over to the ice box and opens the door. Chris Staggs looks disappointed. )

Chris Staggs: That isn't the ice I wanted.

( Chris Staggs looks displeased )

Lil Jon: WHAT!?

Chris Staggs: I know.

Lil Bobby: Can we get a coke now.

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!

( The kids go back into the store as Chris Staggs turns to go back in as a voice is heard )

Mystery Voice: Silly Billy you and your corny jokes.

Chris Staggs: My name is Chris.

Mystery Voice: I know who you are silly.

Chris Staggs: You sound different.

Mystery Voice: I can do what I want.

Chris Staggs: Cool....who are you?

Mystery Voice: Can't tell ya.

Chris Staggs: Why not? 

Mystery Voice: We want to surprise you.

Chris Staggs: Oh goodie I like surprises.

Mystery Voice: ME TOO!

Chris Staggs: YAY!!!

Mystery Voice: YIPPIE!!!!

Chris Staggs: So uh I gotta go.

Mystery Voice: Okay see ya next Tuesday.

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!

( Chris Staggs walks back into the gas station. )

( END PROMO )