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Chris Staggs: Hold up. Chris Naggs: What? Chris Staggs: I don't want to do my usual promo routine. Chris Naggs: Why? Chris Staggs: Look at me dude....I'm old school. Chris Naggs: So? Chris Staggs: Dude I have to do an old school promo. Chris Naggs: How are you going to do that? Chris Staggs: With a camera probably. Chris Naggs: I didn't mean actually how to do it. Chris Staggs: Then why did you ask if you didn't want to know? Chris Naggs: Fine do whatever. ( Chris Staggs proceeds to snap his finger as now Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs are seen in a ring. ) Chris Naggs: An in ring promo? Chris Staggs: Not only that but a DRWF house show. ( The camera pans around the bingo hall as we see three people. ) Chris Naggs: You can't have in ring promos at random federation's house show. Chris Staggs: Too late now. Chris Naggs: Just hurry up. Chris Staggs: FRESH! ( Chris Staggs grabs the mic for the three guys who are sitting in the front row. ) Chris Staggs: This mic doesn't work. Chris Naggs: I'm sure the fans can hear you. Chris Staggs: FRESH! Now I know you want to see the matches. ( The three fans shrug their shoulders as they don't care. ) Chris Staggs: Alex, I don't know why I even waste my time talking to you. Whatever I say to you will either get misunderstood, confused, or twisted around. You just do it so it will fit in your supposed "murking" of me. Yeah you are going to murk me. You are going slit my throat and paint my blood on the canvas. Whoa I don't want any of you. You threatened to kill me. You must be tough. You are straight hardcore. Oh and Alex I am being sarcastic. You are trying to act tougher than Scooby after eating his Scooby Snacks. The problem with this is that your act has been done before. As a matter of fact it has been done since wrestling has begun. You act cocky and throw in some pop culture references then you go do some drugs. Wow congrats Alex you are like most of the roster. You really stand out like a Smurf in the water. You think you are going to take over and "murk" everyone. Get in line with the rest of the roster who thinks they are going to do that. Alex Luciano keep telling yourself that you are going own the IW, Keep telling yourself that you are fighting a nobody. Just be prepared to tell yourself that you were wrong. You are not going to own the IW. Yet I don't get noticed. Please you only got two fans thinking that and I don't mean these fans at the house show. You have Shawn Jackson and Kyle Broadway thinking you are the bomb. They worship you for some odd reason. Congrats on that. Yeah people notice you. Great for you. I don't really if people notice me now. They will win I win the tournament. Also Alex don't worrying about seeds. They mean nothing. I don't care if I'm a 8 seed. Oh I must suck cause I'm a five seed. That just means the selection committee don't know how to make a bracket. Though thank you for saving the SWF. I mean if it wasn't for your three months in the SWF I don't think we would have ever survived. Please I was in that place through the highs and the lows. If anybody should be thanked it should be me. Heck I even helped run IWF during the backyard era. Yeah Alex you disappeared for a couple years with a return every once in a while and think that people are going to worship you? Please you are full of yourself. Alex Luciano, I'm a nobody that helped hold both the SWF and IWF together to form IW. If it wasn't for me Alex, then you would be talking right now. Though go ahead don't notice me while I go unnoticed to receiving a title shot. Though I am sure right now Alex you are too busy getting high or wasted to care. You will care after you lose again to this nobody. Now if you lose twice to a nobody what does that make you? Really I'm asking you Alex. I really don't know what you would be. Go ahead Alex come "murk" me. I really don't care cause you want comprehend this promo anyway. LOA is focused on his world title match. He is too busy worrying about his girl and Shawn Jackson to even notice that if he loses he has to fight in the tourney. I know when he loses he will turn toward the drugs. He will wind up like Tony Millennia and be too messed up to defeat me. That is fine I don't have a problem with that. Maybe if I defeat you then you will finally decide to get clean. I don't worry about him. He is just another drug addict that the IW has employed. Shawn Jackson, you know Than Dyna$ty isn't here anymore. I mean how can I ride the coat tails of something that isn't here? Oh wait you were trying to drop a classic. I really wished you hadn't backed into a classic promo three week ago. You have been trying to get another classic as much as Wily E. Coyote trying to catch Roadrunner. Now Shawn I don't know if you know this but your top 25 only had twenty moments. I mean I am just letting you know ,but maybe you have a new way of counting or maybe you just couldn't think of five more moments. I have one what about Shawn Jackson biting Chris Damm's insults. Yeah Shawn you are original, I never been called corky before. Nice, good work. Shawn, go murk yourself cause you still haven't dropped a classic. Try insulting DRWF some more. I'm out. ( Chris Staggs throws down the mic. ) Chris Naggs: I thought the mic wasn't working. Chris Staggs: It isn't Chris Naggs: Why did you talk into it? Chris Staggs: Don't know. Why doesn't the mic work anyway? Chris Naggs: DRWF probably closed again. Chris Staggs: Figures. Chris Naggs: Can we leave. I think Big Willie-ism is looking at me. Chris Staggs: FRESH! SNAP! ( They are out of the bingo hall.) Chris Staggs: DUDE THAT WAS OLD SCHOOL! Chris Naggs: Um I guess. Chris Staggs: No guessing about it. I know that was old school. Chris Naggs: Fine can we get this over with. Chris Staggs: Sure we don't need the old school level. I know I am straight old school. ( END PROMO ). |
