Digging Up Bones At A Funeral

[ Camera fades in ]

[ We open up with the shot of face that appears to be a very close up view of a face that appears to be asleep or something. The camera pans back as you see it to be HellHound no he is much more clean cut. IT'S PACDOG!!! PACDOG IS BACK!? He doesn't move as we just see a shot of him sleeping as just then we see a shadow come up over him as the voice begins to talk ]

Was this just a dream?

Is this nightmare finally over?

Can I come back for the fans, they need me?

I don't want this fight match.

Ken is my friend.

I owe my career to him.

I am glad HellHound is finally gone......

GONE FOR NOW

GONE FOR A WHILE

GONE FOR THE YEAR

GONE FOREVER!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

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NAH I'M JUST F*CKING WITH YA KENNY! I'M STILL HERE BITCH!

[ The camera shoots up as we see HellHound standing there as the camera pans back and we see a coffin with a PacDog wax figure laying there as HellHound looks at him in the face and hocks back and spits on the image of PacDog He then slams the coffin shut as he turns around to all the empty seats in the funeral home. HellHound gets a sadistic smile on his face ]

HellHound: Look at the turn out PacDog. *CLAP CLAP* Simply amazing. The fans really care about you. I mean I had turn back hundreds of them. Whatever bitch. PacDog your blood, sweat, and tears means shit to the fans. You risked your body and what happens? No respect as you are just another body that Ken Davis has screwed over. It was just lucky that I killed you before you killed the body. You pathetic bitch good riddance.

[ HellHound turns around and slams the coffin shut as then he looks down as he faces the camera ]

HellHound: You see Ken your buddy, your yes man, your f*cking "friend" is dead...D-E-A-D DEAD! He is in that coffin and fixing to be six feet in the ground. You are not dealing with him anymore. You are dealing with HELLHOUND!!! PacDog was your slave name for my sedated state, you bitch. You are dealing with the guy that scared the hell out of you in era one. You are dealing with the man that you couldn't control. And now you want to get in the ring with me? You want to tear me from limb to limb? Well Kenny you won't have a chance to jump me from behind. You will have to get in the ring and look into my eyes and the last time you look into my eyes, you felt fear like you never have before. You felt pain like you have never felt before. You felt helplessness like you never did before as you watched me humiliate your whore of a girlfriend in the middle of the ring in front of the world. Kenny, you can train all you want with that failed soft drink and wrestler Surge. That won't help you any. No amount of master planning can save you now. You sealed your fate seven and a half years ago when you chose to drug me and send me away for counseling till I came back as your PacDog. your buddy, your f*ckin' slave. You cost me almost eight years of my wrestling career. You cost me almost eight years of my life. Why? For Money? Yeah. For Ratings? Yes. For The Fans? YES! Kenny Davis, I have had to watch idly by as PacDog took my career and sent it down the drain. You see right now though you are the one with the problem as that I am back and PacDog can't comeback ever again. You are stuck with me. Your little baby called the EW will have to deal with hell now. I have already injured the number one contender, almost burnt the world champion, and Blight almost ended the Admiral career. Your EW is screwed. The Devil Rejects have brought three legends to their knees and at Globalmaina Six, I cut off the face of the EW....YOU! I digress as you see Ken as much as I hate the fans cause they are nothing more than greedy blood lusting bandwagon jumping bastards, I do have quite a few people wanting me to end your life quickly and painfully....They are right outside the door.

[ Just then HellHound leaves through the side door of the funeral home as we are at a cemetery. HellHound walks along the aisles of tombstones as he stops at one and kneels down. HellHound whips away the dust and dirt as we see. ]

KING OF PUPPETS

Era One - Era Four

HellHound: My mentor of hate. My guru of violence. He is the man that set me free the first time. He was the one that saw me wanting to get out of PacDog. He released me and then that is when King Of Puppets and I took the WEWF now EW by storm. He was the most technically sound wrestler ever to step through an EW ring, but you know what he never held the EW World Title in the first year. Ken Davis you held him back. You tried to run him out of the EW why? Cause you didn't understand him. You couldn't figure out how to market him, you money whore. You finally put the EW world Title on him when you watered down his gimmick. The true King Of Puppets never got the chance to feel what it was like to have control. Ken Davis he scared you just like I scare you. You see you screwed him over at Thunder beach, when you wouldn't allow him to kill COUNTRYMAINA! Now where exactly is Big Country Jones? Oh yeah that is right I killed his career at that next pay per view.

[ HellHound looks down at the ground ]

HellHound: Don't worry King Of Puppets, Ken Davis will pay for past.

[ HellHound stands up and continues upwards as we stop at another tombstone as the grave looks freshly covered as HellHound looks down at the tombstone as it reads ]

BRAD BLACKSMITH!

Era One - Era Six

HellHound A man that I do respect. He and King Of Puppets had the most violent matches ever witness on television. I remember seeing there bouts. I remember the plunge from the rafters with King Of Puppets. He truly was the King Of Hardcore no matter who tries to take that away. Brad Blacksmith like King Of Puppets only had one chance to shine in the spotlight. They didn't get a chance after that. Hell Ken you tried to do everything to him. You have crucified him, you have thrown him into a casket, you have even set him on fire. Yet he kept coming back for more. He was one of the most talented wrestlers ,but unfortunately for him, "your boys" showed up the time he hit his stride. He was looked over cause you considered him as more of a novelty act than a talent wrestler. You put him in countless hardcore matches. You rarely gave him a chance to become world champion. Why? Again you didn't know how to market him. You thought he wasn't World Champion material. He was too "hardcore" Well money whore, you decided to label him King of Hardcore and have him spend the rest of his career in the midcard. You screwed him cause of your lack of creativity.

[ HellHound touches the dirt and picks a hand full up as he spreads it over the whole grave ]

HellHound: King of Hardcore, Ken will pay for his lack of creativity.

[ HellHound continues on through the grave as HellHound stops at a grave sit that looks to have been robbed as it is dug up as dirt blocks the tombstone. HellHound knocks away the dirt away from the tombstone ]

BLIGHT

Era Three - Era Six

HellHound: You tried your best didn't you Ken. You tried to bury him. Yet he dug himself out of the grave of souls that you have screwed and won the EW World Title. He is a monster that will have the World Title around his waist once again. Albatross wants to settle a score with Talyormade so be it. It doesn't matter who wins, Blight and I will take their title away. You see Ken, you never saw the intelligent side of Blight. You never let him have contact with Malkav. Why? Cause you knew that with him in the EW that you couldn't control Blight. You couldn't make him your muscle behind you. Ken you screwed him cause you were looking out for yourself. You never wanted him to succeed in the EW. You just wanted him there to help protect you from wrestlers that want to kick your ass. Well Kenny, your muscle now is on my side. He has seen the light. Who do you think told him to come back? I knew he had potential. I saw it. It is just too bad the "Master Planner" didn't. Blight can't wait to see me send your blood carcass to the hospital, maybe this time they will pull the plug.

[ HellHound grabs the shovel laying to the open grave and throws it in as he walks toward one last grave as we see the gravediggers leaving. HellHound walks up as he looks at that tombstone ]

PACDOG

Era One - Era Six

HellHound: See Ken, he is gone. PACDOG IS GONE! Get it through thick skull. He is dead and buried. He couldn't take it anymore. You KILLED him. You are the one that made him a living joke. That is why he killed himself. I mean really the guy was a grand slam champion ,but had about as much respect as Wild Bill did. Kenny, thank you for that. I am glad that garbage is gone. I am glad that I am free once again. Now I can finally release hell upon the EW. This fucking piece of shit may have ruined my career ,but now I am back and ready regain what is rightfully mine.

[ HellHound then unzips his pants and begins to urinate on the grave of PacDog. HellHound finishes and then walks off as the camera follows him ]

HellHound: You see Ken this why I can't let you bow out of the EW. This is why I can't let you skip town scot-free. You must repent for your past. You must pay for the wrestlers that you screwed over. The thing is that this is just a few of the wrestlers. You must be put through hell for what you have done in the past. Your ego and greed over the years has now caught up with you and now has you cornered like the rat that your are. Your ego through years have made you blind to the wrestlers you have screwed. Your greed has made it easy for your to screw over a wrestler. Now though your ego has taken over once again and you think you are going to kill me. Heh, You got spunk just like that whore of a girlfriend, Dani. Well maybe not the same spunk she is use too, right whore? You won't kill me Kenny no matter all the training you do cause I have had this burning hatred building in me for seven and half years and you think that three weeks of training is going to reserve the affect? I think not. Kenny, I am going send you out of the EW like you deserve....ON A F*CKING AMBULANCE! You see, your anger is cause of your over inflated ego. You are angry that you couldn't defend your whore when I rip her clothes off. You just had to watch in horror as the world got to see that whore's ass.. I embarrassed you. I made you feel like less of a man. You feel that don't you? Guess what it will be much worse at Globalmaina Six. Though Kenny you couldn't just let your ego take you into this match. No you throw your greed into by making this a US/NA title match. Guess what I don't care about that piece of shit Kenny. It is the symbol of PacDog. Ken, you see the thing is that you will never have this title around your waist. The only thing that you will be around you after the match is a F*CKING HALO! At Globalmaina Six I am going finally going to be the one that KILLS DAVISMAINA! So go ahead Ken, train with all your heart and try to learn every counter known to man ,but come Globalmaina Six, you won't need a counter, no you are going need a f*cking miracle to save your ass. Then after the match Ken, when you are leaving an EW arena the last time gasping for breath and fighting to stay away from the light. I will finish what I started with Dani. Yeah baby I will see you in the ring after I send your boyfriend STRAIGHT TO HELL! Ken, get ready cause I am going to REDEFINE PAIN FOR YOU! I WILL DESTROY AT YOUR GREATEST CREATION GLOBALMAINA SIX! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ Hellhound stops laughing and then stares at the camera as you see the fire and hatred in his eyes just before he exits the cemetery. The camera then shoots toward a tombstone shattered that is laying on the ground as it reads "HELLHOUND". As next to it we see a freshly dug grave as the camera pans toward the tombstone...]

KEN DAVIS

May 1, 1998-May 28, 2006

LIFE ENDED BY HELLHOUND

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