Ride That Donkey Donkey: Cherry...Cherry. YAY I matched..

Why did you do it?

Was it me?

Why did you choose him?

He isn't even a human being.

Where was I?

I was in a false sense of happiness.

Why? That is a the question that has been running in my mind for three weeks now. Why would she do this to me? I mean I though we had something special. Heck we were the talk of all of Hollywood. Heck we were bigger than Jennifer and Brad, Ben and J-Lo, heck even Bert and Ernie. Yet you had to throw it away for one night of wild monkey sex with an evil clone. Why would you choose him anyway? He isn't even a good clone of Andrew Davis. He is a the K-Mart brand clone of Andrew Davis. Yet you chose to do the dirty deed with him. Why couldn't you tell me you wanted to see other people? I would have understood that. I mean you didn't have to creep behind my back, in my house, in my bed with him. I feel like I'm trapped in the closet. 

Why did you wait to tell me? Why did you choose to tell me on the rid to the hospital. Were you afraid I would find out you were pregnant at the hospital? If you hadn't gotten sick you would still be hiding your pregnancy from me? Why did you wait to tell me you were pregnant before one of my biggest matches in my career? Did you not want me to main even Dead Heat? Did you not want to achieve my goal? Or was it you are listening to that evil clone. Andrew Davis LITE didn't want me to win the IW World Heavyweight Title. 

Why have you chose to ruin my life? I mean could you not stand the fact that I was happy go lucky? You couldn't help that I was on a hot streak. You couldn't let me enjoy my success? You had to be like a thunderstorm and rain on my parade. Why? What have I done to make you mad at me? I haven't done anything but love you. You chose to throw that away like yesterday's garbage. Why have you turned me into the former shell a man. I use to enjoy things now I am and dark as Chaos. I don't want to be a goth. I don't know how to put on eyeliner. The mesh shirts irritate my nipples. Most importantly I am afraid of the dark. I can't be a goth and I can't be happy. I am confused. I think that if I finally get my hands on your evil dirty baby making clone then the happiness will start to break through. At Dead Heat I will begin to put back the pieces of my like a jigsaw puzzle. I will start back to becoming the man I use to be, before I ever met Miss Piggy. I must move on.  

Chris Staggs is seen sitting in the living room on the couch as he is seen looking at the laptop. Chris Staggs has bags under his eyes as the sun has just rose for the beginning of the next morning. Chris Naggs is seen walking out of his bedroom as he looks over at Chris Staggs and shakes his head.

"Have you been up all night?"

"FO SHO!"

"Why?"

"I'm waiting on my match."

"Why?"

"I don't want to miss it."

"You can't be that stupid."

"Wh--"

YOU GOT MAIL!!!!!

Chris Staggs jumps up and runs to the door as Chris Naggs rolls his eyes.  Chris Staggs opens the door and sees no one outside. Chris Staggs turns around and heads back.

"Wrong door I guess"

"You have mail on the computer."

"How am I suppose to get it out."

Chris Naggs sighs as he gets on the computer and goes to the email. He clicks open the message. 

"You have a message."

"Cool. What does it say?"

Sup,

My name is Shaqunia. I think you sound like the type of nigga I want to hook up with. Cuz I been wantin' a man with some green that knows how to treat a bitch. Yeah you got a sense of humor that I find sexy in a man. So hit me back with some digits. Oh by the way here is a pic of me.

"Dude she sounds good. She even resembles Miss Piggy a little bit."

"Uh right"

"Let's invite her to the show."

"Are you sure you want her?"

"FO SHO!! SHE IS FINE."

"Write her back then."

Chris Staggs grabs a pencil and paper and begins to write as Chris Naggs stops him.

"Hey I'm trying to write her."

"I meant on the computer."

Chris Staggs shrugs his shoulder and places the paper on the computer. Chris Naggs grabs to the paper and wads it up.

"HEY!"

"I meant type her back."

"Oh FO SHO!"

Chris Staggs sits down and begins to type. 

Sup, 

You look HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering if you wanted to come to my show tonight. That way we can hang out and stuff maybe go back to the hotel and watch Scooby Doo after I win my match. I mean I will get you into the backstage. Just meet me at the arena in Miami, Florida. By the way YOU ARE HOT!!!!! Oh yeah my name is Chris Staggs.  BYE!

"Okay I'm done."

"Click send then"

Chris Staggs clicks send as he begins to smile.

"I got a HOT DATE TONIGHT!!! I'm going to make Miss Piggy jealous. WOO HOO!!!"

"Yeah"

"Dude we gotta get me some good clothes. I got to impress her.

Chris Staggs jumps up and heads for the door as Chris Naggs looks at the picture of the Shaqunia as shivers as he follows Chris Staggs outside the door.

"Turn off the Ignore button"

You have had a little over a week now to admit that you knocked up Miss Piggy. Yet you have messed around and just cloned worthless wrestlers like, Jayson Keller and Tommy Grady, just to blow my contract money. I hoped you enjoyed that cause after I am done with you, you are going to have to use Ali Khadafi's contract for your hospital bills. I mean you haven't even brought up the fact that you slept with Miss Piggy. You are insulting me by doing that. I mean be a man. Admit it that you done the horizontal tango with her. Don't try to front like you didn't. Miss Piggy isn't a liar maybe a cheater ,but not a liar. She told she cheated on me. Yet you ignore the situation like it isn't important. It is as important as a heart attack. You act like my beef shouldn't be such. Please I got more beef with you than Oscar Meyer. I mean you can't be  that dumb. I mean I am an idiot and I know what is going on. I know what you are doing. You are trying to act like you don't know what I am talking about hoping that I will believe you. That isn't going to work. You just have a couple more hours till I finally get my hands on you for ruining my life. You might as well go ahead and admit you slept with her cause the beating I am going to give you couldn't get any worse. Go ahead get it off you chest, you might feel better afterward. Well until the match when I make you tap. 

"Evil Clones must die."

You have done nothing this last three weeks but make my life a living heck. You have ruined my life. I haven't been able to watch Scooby Doo in three weeks. Who knows what I have missed. Heck Scooby Doo may be in trouble all I know. Yet you have taken the joy of watching Scooby Doo away from me. You have taken away my happy go lucky attitude. You have made me hate people. I don't hate people. I am not suppose to hate people. Heck Jesus wouldn't like me to hate people. Though I know Jesus would understand this hate. Anyway you are a clone and I don't think hating a clone is wrong. Andrew Davis LITE you have had it easy the last three weeks because of that cage you have had up. Sunday, that cage won't be there. You are going to finally have to face me one on one in the ring. You are going to have to fight a man with nothing to lose. I have already lost everything. I can't do anything except go up. You see Andrew Davis LITE, you are not taking this match serious. Heck you are basically ignoring the situation. That right there is no way to go in the match. I have been focused on hurting you for three weeks. I have been able to hurt you twice. You have cost me my girl, my future son, and the IW World title.

"So K-Mart sells clones?"

You have to be the worse clone EVAH! I mean heck you are nothing like Andrew Davis. You just throw out random stuff and hope it sticks. You haven't captured the true essence of Andrew Davis. Heck Andrew Davis wouldn't sleep with another guy's women. I should know I was a staff employee for the IWF while Andrew Davis ran it. He was creative. He had original ideas not some recycled garbage that I hear every week. Andrew Davis likes the spotlight. He doesn't go into hiding like you. I mean what the heck are you doing? Heck you are nothing more then a rip off of Quantum Leap and you look nothing like Scott Bakula. Andrew Davis LITE you should go back to the future. You should leap out of here cause you serve no purpose in the IW. You just injure wrestlers. I mean I don't understand why Jimmy Luciano wants his roster in the hospital. Oh well I will take care of that for him at Dead Heat.

"Dead Heat"

Miss Piggy and Andrew Davis LITE your night is going to be a bad one. I am going to finally get my revenge on both of you. You two have caused me nothing but pain for the last three weeks. You are going to see why you don't ever mess with a happy go lucky idiot. The only bad thing at Dead Heat is that I won't be in the main event. I should have been. I shouldn't have lost to Avirez. If I would have had my head in the match, I would be in the main event. I would be the one that is sending Nayshawn Orange back to the recycled bin so he can come back with another generic gimmick that will draw as much heat as a ice cube. Sunday Night at Dead Heat I begin my climb back to the top by taking care of the garbage.