Jim Bakker Preaches Repentence
The Book-I Was Wrong
"Prosperity and the Coming Apocalypse" Jim Bakker corrects his
past "prosperity messages- which he defines as one that motiviates Christians to give only to get
and causes the church to misjudge the poor, put the rich on pedestals and misuse God's Blessings. He says God blesses
his children so they can be a blessings to others, not so they can selfishly center on their pleasures. Christians should pay more attention to preparing people for eternity than to doing better financially, Bakker writes.
Deborah L. Delk Cited from: Charisma Magazine 2-1999
Fugitive Warrant Run Away Slave
Dear Friend:
My name if Brother Andy the Chief Slave Enforcement Officer here
at The Haven of Satan Rescue Mission or the Plantation as it is sometime called. As you are probably aware
here on the Plantation we run a commercial operation turning your donations and clothes to be donated to the
poor into 500 pound bundles to be sold as rags for about $1.00 a pound. The Bible teaches us that the elderly,
disabled,poor, and other undesirables are to be impressed and provide free labor so as the Masser as he is known
and other deserving employees can enjoy a good life style based on the labors of others as part of the
$250 Billion a year "nonprofit industry".
As it is generally known the "Prosperity Doctrine" such as cited by Pastor John Hagee is that you are living in
sin if your pockets aren't dripping one hundred dollar bills. Naturally we can't get rich without slaves to run the
Planation as the Masser explained to me as he drove off for a 4th of July vacation in his 50 foot mobile home.
July 4th started like every other day we me giving our property the speech on the importance of working long and hard
on Independence Day as the Bible states "Work will set you free". Next thing I knew every slave I owned had jumped ship
and run off. Although we don't generally set the dogs out for our slaves anymore I would deeply appreciate a phone
call if you see any of my property in your neighborhood.
Masser Andy Slave Enforcement Officer
The Masser's Creed
I will only use the whip when absolutely needed to keep the slaves from running away or causing me to have to engage in
physical labor.
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Jesus Admits Error
Offers Apology For Mistake?
As you probably recall from Sunday School the church has mistakenly believed for a long time that it is against
God's Law to turn God's House into a place of business. In fact many of the quotes sighted below support that
mistaken idea. As great fortune would have it the new teachers of the law have corrected this misbelief with a
the Prosperity Doctrine. As you can see from the picture that Jesus admits he made a mistake and wants to offer
everyone an apology:
1. "My house shall be called a house of prayer" Matthew Chapter 21.
2. John Chapter 2:12? The Bible describes Jesus whippping
the money changers out of the temple because they turned God's house of prayer into a place of business.
3. Balam's Conference With Angel of DeathIn Book of
Numbers Chapter 22 Balam is having a fascinating conversation with his donkey and the angel waiting too kill him for
wanting to sell out. Other references to against turning the holy things of God into money are mentioned in the book
of Jude; and in 2 Kings Chapter5 where Elisha's servant Gehazi? acquire leprosey for asking for compensation for a
miracle of God.
4. Certainly the immortal words of the Apostle Peter
found in Acts 8 Verse 20 to those who would purchase the blessings of God "Thy money perish with thee, because thou
hast thought that the gift of God may be purchased with money."
US Senator Charles Grassey
721 Federal Building
210 Walnut Street
Des Moines, IA 50309
(515) 288-1145
Fax: (515) 288-5097
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US Congressman Bob Goodlatte
10 Franklin Road, SE Suite 540
Roanoke, VA 24011
(540) 857-2672
(540) 857-2675 fax
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US Senator Richard Burr
2000 West First Street
Suite 508
Winston-Salem, NC 27104
Phone: (800) 685-8916
Phone: (336) 631-5125
Fax: (336) 725-4493
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US Senator Gordon Smith
One World Trade Center
121 SW Salmon Street, Suite 1250
Portland, OR 97204
Phone: 503.326.3386
Fax: 503.326.2900
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Does Your Congressman Support The Faith
US Senator Charles Grassey Takes On The Bible Liars?
While all true American's support the Church and Moral Values we have to ask if your Congressman or Senator
supports traditional American Values. Alas we are aware that
US Senator Charles Grassey has
according to Time
Magazine and other sources taken on the pentacostal churches belief in the "Prosperity Doctrine" other wise known as you name it you
claim it. The Senator apparently undertook this stand to challenge the frauds and shams giving legitimate "Christian
Beliefs" a bad image.
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