Quotes
These are quotes that have happened on IM. They are funny to me... so shut up!!
Top 5 Brian Quotes
Oh Happy Day
Buck Up Little Camper
I'm Just So Excited I Can't Hide It
Lets Have $ex
Booya
Chri Spuf Fo: the pool is calling me saying "come back biotch you haven't heard the last from lane 5!"
vArt04: pish the meaning of life has to do with chicken nuggets and dancing in pickup trucks
Chri Spuf Fo: and this guy, 6 ft tall ok, 15 yrs old, I turn around and catch him playing with his car making noises
Chri Spuf Fo: I have and x on my back, I'm afraid a pirate might try to dig for treasure there...
Chri Spuf Fo: Utah... that is one happening state
Chri Spuf Fo: take that you penis wearing monsters!
Chri Spuf Fo: Christina... making royalty everywhere flush and say "my goodness"
Chri Spuf Fo: I'm all a tangle
Chri Spuf Fo: but guys with nice abs with no shirts... its all good. oh wait your a guy I said nothing I like guys with big brains
misskitty8624: sorry your brain is to complex for me
Miss Hellfire03: * bites Christina * YUM YUM pasty white girl
BabYj159: you know how Marilyn Manson removed some ribs to do something...well maybe you should do something like that to lick your elbow
Chri Spuf Fo: Christina and Tommy
are making sweet goat love and can not
come to the computer screen
Tacodog333: you'd be to afraid to talk to me cause I'm so hot
Tacodog333: I want my Tommy back Tommy back Tommy back Tommy back Brian's Tommy goat lover (like the chili's baby back ribs song)
Tacodog333: what can I say? boys want me
Tacodog333: GWEN STEFANI IS
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT
Chri Spuf Fo: so how was your day?
Chri Spuf Fo: lol, yes ok sure
Chri Spuf Fo: HEATH LEDGER IS SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT
Chri Spuf Fo: hahaha
Chri Spuf Fo: told you off
Tacodog333: Haha, you did
Tacodog333: now I want heath ledger
misskitty8624: you only wish
Chri Spuf Fo: I don't wish what I already have
Chri Spuf Fo: id like to take a
trip to Thursday
Chri Spuf Fo: than I could avoid that mishap with the staple gun...
Tacodog333: I made a snake
Tacodog333: I'll call him roster
Tacodog333: it will be fun
Tacodog333: SO BLOW ME
Tacodog333: ...please?
Tacodog333: nope, tell me bout it
later, its time I must part
Tacodog333: by troth, I am off, forget me not my fair Christina
Tacodog333: parting is such sweet sorrow
Tacodog333: CYA H-O-E
vArt04: how would u describe
coffee?
Chri Spuf Fo: so good and I like it every day
Chri Spuf Fo: Haha
Chri Spuf Fo: that's how I describe sex
Tacodog333: Christina, can you
handle this?
Chri Spuf Fo: Brian, can you handle this?
Chri Spuf Fo: Tommy, can you handle this?
Chri Spuf Fo: I don't think you can handle this
Tacodog333: hahahahaha!!!
Tacodog333: I can if its a bootylishous goat
Tacodog333: oh my god, do u know
who is really really hot?
Tacodog333: Goatboy, the SNL guy
Tacodog333: oooooooo I want to eat him up with a spoon
Tacodog333: he's so gorgeous
Tacodog333: HAHAHAHA
Tacodog333: don't worry I'm just kidding
Tacodog333: not really
Tacodog333: he's hot
templinhome: and he greeted me by
saying hey elusive one
templinhome: and I answered
templinhome: hello butterfingers
Chri Spuf Fo: hold that thought
templinhome: it is sort of slippery but ok
vArt04: one of my fellow penis
wearing monsters
vArt04: come on fellow penis wearers, we must unite
vArt04: we may have some fellow penis wearers in your rank
vArt04: they may be covert
Chri Spuf Fo: dance mustang, dance
for Rebecca
Chri Spuf Fo: neeeiiiggggghhh
BeccaBoo281: yay! it is dancing for me!
Chri Spuf Fo: no!
Chri Spuf Fo: stop!
Chri Spuf Fo: its mooning you
BeccaBoo281: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH A
Chri Spuf Fo: no little horse
Chri Spuf Fo: no mooning Rebecca, that's not what the internet it for. its for
porn and meeting child molesters!
Tacodog333: not much, just being
my bootylishous self
Tacodog333: u?
Chri Spuf Fo: (_|_) <--booty
Tacodog333: Tommy.....
Chri Spuf Fo: hi Brian
Chri Spuf Fo: baaaaa
Chri Spuf Fo: yes
Tacodog333: c'mon home, we can make sweet love by the pool again Tacodog333: f***
Christina, she means nothing
Chri Spuf Fo: baaaa no
Tacodog333: WAIT!!!
Tacodog333: DON'T REALLY DO THAT
Chri Spuf Fo: hahaha I will
Tacodog333: I TAKE IT BACK
Tacodog333: NOOOOO
Chri Spuf Fo: thanks for the suggestion
Chri Spuf Fo: and I just took a shower and I smell like... goat
Tacodog333: lucky, I wish I smelled like goat
She is talking about me...
katiebeth300: some times it black
katiebeth300: sometimes its white
katiebeth300: sometimes she's hot
katiebeth300: sometimes
katiebeth300: she's hot
katiebeth300: tell Chris to f*** him self
christiantiger00: that would be hard
bower1500: soccer players do it for 90 min in 11 positions
bower1500: well I don't recommend falling asleep in the pool
vArt04: to this very day, I am waiting for them to come back, and every once in a while, when I see a mechanical pencil, I swear it is smiling at me... smiling at me in a very bad way
bluefelix04: it's funny how even little cartoon characters can make you feel bad for them
Tacodog333: Mickey don't do it for me anymore
Tacodog333: once you go goat you'll never go back
Tacodog333: man, I wish I was with that cow on that
commercial
Chri Spuf Fo: now you like COWS
Chri Spuf Fo: what is it with you and farm animals!
Tacodog333: I bow to your superior humor
Tacodog333: If an ugly girl insults you, it's okay because you'll forget the insult
within a week, but she'll be ugly forever.
vArt04: man I'm the best thing since marijuana
vArt04: damn do u ever have the feeling
you're changing from your sweet self to just another horny teenage boy
Chri Spuf Fo: yes
BeccaBoo281: epp, I'm scared of the evil AIM ghost now!
BeccaBoo281: the evil AIM ghost took Darryl away! now its out to get us!
Tacodog333: YOUR SUCH A GOAT WHORE
vArt04: I am not a guy
Tacodog333: pootylishious
Tacodog333: booty tang
Tacodog333: and my dad was like, "when they say you like boys, say you like farm animals too, they wont know what to say"
vArt04: horny biotch, u were licking it just a second ago
vArt04: that horny puppet
Tacodog333: AOL likes to have sex with other internet access companies of the same sex
MoGgYwOgGy15: lol id rather play with myself than watch him!
y2coma44: IM NOT GAY
y2coma44: MY B/F IS
chris puff o: Haha ok ill wear alligator
boots and brown gym shorts and a pink shirt
Tacodog333: I'll wear combat boots with tall red socks and short shorts and a sweater
vArt04: hahaha yes fucking Christina in the middle of my lil' bros sleepover party
ChrisJS1988: Cuz I'm wet and naked
LaX12SwiM: nooo....I don't want to be like Christina!
Tacodog333: in three years, it would be illegal for us to fuck
Tacodog333: cause you'd be too young
chris puff o: Haha darn it well we'll have to catch up on fuckin now before its illegal
vArt04: I DO HAVE A PENIS, AND ONE DAY I WILL USE IT FOR SOMETHING OTHER THEN WETTING PORCELAIN THRONES
Chri Spuf Fo: he says you're stealin all his girls
Chri Spuf Fo: Haha so I was his and now I'm yours
Chri Spuf Fo: good to know I'm a piece of meat
Chri Spuf Fo: ooh Christina!! yah she's best well done
Chri Spuf Fo: but I wanna be rare
Chri Spuf Fo: Haha
Chri Spuf Fo: what do u think I am
Chri Spuf Fo: rare... well done... medium...
bower1500: I would say rare and well done
Chri Spuf Fo: so my ass is rare and my boobs are well done
Chri Spuf Fo: cause don't things shrink when they get cooked hahaha
ChrisJS1988: So when do I get breast fed?
Tacodog333: hahaha, it shouldn't be hard for u
Chri Spuf Fo: it isn't
Tacodog333: you sexy little midget you
natalieluvsya11: my boobs hurt bad today
vArt04: me want milk
vArt04: breast feed me Christina
Chri Spuf Fo: you are chopped liver and he is lobster
vArt04: then I'm the best chopped liver you've ever tasted
Aight that is all for now!