9/27/04
A new version (ver 7.5) of chrispasquini.com will launch this Friday, October 1st. Same style but just a different look, and a few changes here & there.
9/22/04
I just found this video on an old zip disk of mine. It's 15 seconds of Bobb Mac (Robert Maculloch) being stupid & trying to flip his eyelids. I have no clue when I recorded it and it makes no sense, but it's hilarious, like everything else around here.
9/17/04
Eli is at it again, but this time, he drug old Neddy into the mix of things. Here's a photo of things to come (i.e. a new movie) What kind of reading material is that for a library, Mr. Cross?
9/16/04
Don't forget, Sunday, September 19th is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day". Here's some pirate lingo to practice. So hoist the Jolly Roger and brandish your cutlass, ye scurvy dogs! Arrrr matey!
This house has a funny address.
9/8/04
The Josh Graham movie "Trash Talkin & Smack Talkin" is finished. Go take a look. I'm still adding to the soundboard- I don't wanna upload it and then find more good quotes later, so I'm waiting a little longer.
9/7/04
There's a new & improved Don Soundboard on the way with some new quotes & snippets - probably tomorrow. Plus, I'm working on a new movie involving a Mr. Josh Graham a-runnin his mouth. Oh, it's a good one.
8/31/04
No real news (except a new icon), just wanted to point out something that I can't stand. I hate song titles that follow this format:
"____ and ____"
Let me explain. Replace the blanks with 2 totally unrelated nouns, usually plural, that rhyme. They are either the same number of syllables or the second word may have more syllables than the first.
For example: Afternoons and coffee spoons. Yellow cars and big guitars. Dog chow and snow plows. Cheap skates and paperweights. Bigwigs and pot-bellied pigs. Drugstores and dirty drawers. You get the idea. Am I alone in this? Argh!
8/23/04
www.chrispasquini.com
Update your bookmarks, you sons of bitches! The conductor said i could get my bookbag and run all over the hallways with it...
8/20/04
Updated the music section for once. Oh yeah, and dot com is coming...
8/17/04
As if there's not enough icons...
8/13/04
Here's a little flash thing involving a hungry Nish.
8/12/04
If you haven't seen it yet, head on over to the NonRefundables website for the Don Soundboard I made a while back. It's good. Just click on the Don in the box.
8/4/04
More icons!
7/23/04
Well, here it is. My website version 7. Now onto more flash movies to make fun of people with ...
7/16/04
New intro, plus I added a new buddy icon. I still need photos from whoever wants to be in a flash movie, even give me ideas (although I have a few of my own). Just send them to the questions/comments link on the bottom of the page.
7/2/04
Yeah I know, no updates or funny stuff in a long time. But I've been spending my free time working on a website for my brother's band. They're called The NonRefundables. Go check it out now.
6/10/04
I designed a bumper sticker and edited a photo in my own special way.
6/7/04
Kids today...
6/4/04
Slow month, right? But here's something new - desktops! Head on over to the portfolio page for 2 new passed-out Eli desktops. Of course, I took a few liberties with the photos, but would you expect any less from me?
5/24/04
Not much new, except I wanna know where I can get some of this.
5/11/04
I was able to fit an extra call, so here's 4 judge judy calls. Don't pee your pants.
5/10/04
I just added some icons. There's some hilarity on the way, though, in the form of prank calls from Judge Judy. Probably around 3, depending on the file size. Check back tomorrow.
5/5/04
I found this website interesting. Especially Ryan Flynn and Ed Evans. I'm a chef. yay. Hey, food's good. Plus, another icon.
5/4/03
So here's the new layout. I thought it needed more blue, hence the new color scheme (ha. I said hence). I consolidated a few pages (some portfolio and links sections) to make it easier for me to update, plus I shortened the main page and made "more news" a pop-up, so turn off yo frickin pop-up blockers bitch! Plus, I added a new buddy icon.
4/29/04
Well, it's done. "Flynn Gets Beat Up in Cakes" is ready to roll. Take a look and let me know how it is. By the way, there's a new design on the way fairly soon (probably sometime next week) so keep an eye out for that, too. That's it for now.
4/20/04
Elias III is on hold for lack of content. But, I AM working on something really good. It actually has a script this time! I can't tell you what it's about, but let's just say that the customer is always right, especailly at one of the 100 Best Companies to Work For.
4/15/04
Here's a postcard from Don Sullivan. I guess he never got his raise after they raised the rent. "...and it's not cheap!" Plus, here's a Sullivan greeting card. Maybe I'll send it to him on his birthday.
4/14/04
How did I miss this one?
4/7/04
Changed a header photo. Just wait for the whole page to load if you're on a 56k. Check out this list of idiots.
4/6/04
I added the rotating images in the header on the main page. Plus, I took down the annoying pop-up because it was annoying.
4/5/04
I added the annoying pop-up. Be good and I'll take it down. Plus, I have a bunch of good ideas for Elias III. I just need to get my hands on the photos.
3/31/04
I deleted some old stuff and made some more space for new stuff.
3/25/04
The Adventures of Elias Cross Part II is ready! Go check it out now! It's kinda short, but I think this is the craziest one yet.
3/24/04
New flash stuff coming very soon ... apparently Eli got a little out of control at a party last week.
3/19/04
Well, I changed the header with a pic I got from James Evans .... thinks he's so much better than me cause he's got a camera. Well, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, folks. It wasn't even a camera! It was a camcorder that could take digital pics, that's why it's so grainy! hahaHA!
Plus, there's a different header under each link on top, so try them out! Now!
Anyway, the quiz contest it over due to the fact that I realized that it gives you the right answer when you get it wrong, and it doesn't post your score until you finish the quiz. So, all you have to do to cheat is answer the first 9, write em down, and try again hoping you get the last one right. But, I'll still put anyone in the flash animation if they just send me a photo of themselves, preferably their face! (Flynn, I'm looking in your direction!)
3/16/04
I added a few links, including homestarrunner.com ... check out everything there, it's all funny.
3/8/04
Added background lines.
3/4/04
"The Adventures of Elias Cross" is finished! This one was mostly written by my brother, and I animated it & stuff.... similar to "Why Do Cashews cost so much". Everything that happens in this movie really did happen! Ha! Try not to dl this with a 56k ... it's 2mb total, so it may take a while.
3/1/04
I added a few more icons and designed a few quick links on the right, so the newest stuff will always be over there, plus a few external links.
2/24/04
I created a purevolume.com page for One Point 21. Why you ask? Because I felt like it, con-sarnit! I'm a man! And men are smart! That's why we lie! I can do whatever I want to, because! That's why!....... but anyway, yeah, I wanna get old stuff out there because I may want to start up a new band, any sort of rock (preferably punkish...listen to the mp3's and see where I came from) minus nu-metal tough dude swill and hippie garbage flower pickin rock. Keyword=fun, not work/touring/pressure to release demo/stage presence oriented/perfect set stuff. So any takers out there, let me know. Oh yeah, I do guitar &/or vocals. Wow, what a bi-polar update.
Talk to me, tell me your name...
2/23/04
I added some more icons and updated a few useless things.
2/18/04
Yeah, I re-designed it ...again. Nobody gave me anything good to use, but who cares. I like this one anyway. Plus, no flash nav boxes reloading on every page load. I need a better picture of myself for the top, since that's the only one I have on this PC. Wait, I think I have an idea. I do have one, but it may take a while to get since I forgot where I saw it. Argh. (As opposed to the pirate-speak exclamation, "Arr!") That's all.
2/10/04
I added a few buddy icons. Besides that important news event, I'm planning another design and I need a good photo to use. It needs to be good quality (at least 150 dpi), larger in width that in height (or able to be cropped to these dimensions) and preferably funny. If anyone had anything I can use, or even any ideas, email me with them. No, it doesn't have to be the cos, or even cos-related. If the photo's too huge since hotmail sucks, I'll let you know. If I get more than 1 idea or photo, I'll let the three of you vote for it (yes three, unless another person visits the site, then maybe four.) By the way, it'll be used as the background for every page. Email me!
2/5/04
I didn't do anything. Oh yeah, I took down falling cos. Email me some ideas and I'll see what I can do.
1/23/04
I took down the op21 player, but for a good reason.... Cos Ravages the W-B Part 3 is done! It's split up into 5 flash files, so there's a little waiting between scenes with 56k. Go watch it now!
1/19/04
Added the flash intro and the button on the right. Don't push it! I decided I needed at least 1 flash thing on the home page, or else it would just suck.
1/15/04
Redesigned the website again. It's not as insane looking as the old one, which can be a good thing, but it is the same style which seems to work well for posting crap exclusively. I won't let this one get outta hand, with all the crazy flash stuff automatically loading all over the place. The load time must've been like 2 minutes. None of the links at the top work yet.
1/12/04
I cleaned up some stuff. That's all.
12/19/03
Take a look at "Why Do Cashews Cost So Much?". Based on a true story!
12/16/03
I added the One Point 21 Ghetto 8-Track Player. It's like 3 mb, so you might want to right click and save as. So don't go playin it straight off of here like some kinda tough guy, ok? ok. That's all for now.
12/9/03
Check the buddy icons...there's a new one.
11/21/03
Cos Ravages the W-B Part II is finished, and it's right here. Be careful when walking the streets of W-B, and listen for the cos flying by.
11/19/03
I added more mp3s to the music page, but they're all on soundclick.com now. This way I have tons of more room for other stuff on the website, plus I can upload as many songs as I want to soundclick. Yay.
11/17/03
New domain name! New domain name! www.chrispasquini.tk. Well, it's still actually located at geocities, but the new one directs you to it. It's just easier. So, use it now! I need 25 hits in 90 days. No big deal right? Wrong! This site getting 25 hits (ever)? Right. If not, I lose the domain & have to re-register it.
11/13/03
Part I in the series of "Cos Ravages the W-B" is up now. Check it out now, because Part II is already in the making, and it looks good so far. It also loads each scene seperately so you don't have to wait forever for the whole thing to load, you only have to wait large periods of time for each scene. Ok.
11/10/03
I archived the older updates here to make the page load faster. If you ever need to see it (ha), just click the old news link on the bottom of this page. You will also notice the pig on your left. That's all.
11/7/03
A few new things, including a fight between cos and Tony D. Plus, there's a few more movies on the way that don't involve the cos. Maybe next week sometime, if I can get a hold of a few more pictures to use. But anyway, check out this new movie.
11/5/55 11/5/03
Red letter date. 48 years since the 'Great Hill Valley Lightning Storm'. Plus, the invention of the Flux Capacitor, which, as we all know, is "what makes time travel possible". I'm gonna celebrate by leaving work at 4:30 today and buying a DeLorean. Well, probably not the DeLorean part.
10/24/03
I've added more icons, plus a new songs page which should be done later today. Take a look and see if you hate them. If so, email complaints to [email protected].
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10/16/03
I added some of my own buddy icons in the graphic design section of my portfolio. I can see a lot more of these coming.
10/10/03
Check out all the fortune cookie 'comics' on the left. I could go on forever with these things. Not much new stuff to post, except for the polar bear pic. Ha.
9/30/03
New site design. A little more straightforward, less flash, but more images, so it won't load any faster which was my plan at first, so ... new site design. Note the focus on the cos. You can never forget the cos, if you do, for shame!
9/23/03
Not a lot of changes. But, I did hear that the cos went nuts again. If only I were there to see it.
9/12/03
Check out the 'bomb' under the flash section. It's scary. Anyway, I took down the annoying slime. Since the spilled coffee was so annoying, I have no idea why I put that thing up.
9/9/03
I added a new video section. It only has a few commercials in it, but you should take a look anyway. It's all under 'multimedia --> video'. Go now!
8/22/03
I got rid of the extra flash stuff because it was too annoying to move them down the page to exactly the right spot every time I added an update. If you still want to see them, they're in the flash section (where else did you think I'd put them? Don't be stupid you moron.) I also changed the header a little because I was getting sick of the old one. Plus, there's a bunch of new funny flash movies to see (as you can see in the nav bar). That's all.
8/13/03
Beware...
7/31/03
I added some wacky flash stuff here and there. See if you can find them all. If you can, click here and you will receive a free bag of doughnuts.
7/22/03
The scrollbars are nice and blue. If you can't see that, then your browser is horrendous. What an old browser! For shame! In other news, people are stupid. Take a look at these... (The last one isn't stupid, but it was funny enough to post here) :
7/17/03
I added 2 more items to the graphics portfolio, but they're funny this time. Captions are good. The Cos is evil. He's on a rampage. So go look at them. Go now! Now!
6/16/03
I added a few more things to the graphics portfolio.
6/9/03
I changed the look of the banner navbar a little. I've also added a regular nav to the bottom in case you clowns don't have the flash player and refuse to get it.
5/29/03
Read this newspaper article ... I knew it had to happen sooner or later. Some updates: I added a few more things to the graphic design portfolio. I have more flash stuff to add, just need to fix a glitch in the audio/video timing (if I ever do). Let's just say it seems as if Arnold is talking a little too fast for the 'video'... Good stuff. The audio section is up and running with some funny quotes, and I plan on adding a lot more. That's all for now.
5/22/03
I made a bunch of updates to that crazy release schedule. So much stuff to buy and no money. Not too much else, except for the down arrow for those of you who read bottom to top, I'm on to you. The next objective-- get some sounds up here. I have lots of stuff I can use too, I just need to not be lazy and add in a sound link. Flash makes me lethargic, I don't know what it is
5/1/03
Pop-ups No Way!
I got rid of that annoying 'releases' pop-up and make it a link in the nav bar, so enjoy the added clicking enjoyment ... enjoy it.
4/24/03
I kind of fixed up the nav bar a little. Plus, I added a few more links and artwork. The other links section is now active. Most of it is actually new stuff this time. That's all.
2/13/03
Pop-ups Ahoy!
I've changed almost all of the thumbnail links to smaller pop-ups so the window doesn't block everything else on your screen. Rock on. Well, that's about it. I need some food.
2/7/03
I Have a Good Idea
Haven't changed anything since the last update. I'm thnking of making some fake pop-up ads just to be funny and then link them to somewhere weird. That's actually what I'm gonna go do now.
1/28/03
A Few Changes
There is now an annoying pop-up on this page for everyone to close. At least it's not an ad. Hey, it saves me space to add more garbage to this area. Maybe I'll get a few pictures to add in here.
The flash stuff is all linked and works fine. The only problem is I can't update it, not that I can even update this stuff and post it live or anything. So who cares.
P.S.- Hope you like the picture of my old friend, Lionel. "Hey Lionel! You're not getting paid to dance! Get back to work!"
1/17/03
Fixed Stuff
I linked all of my portfolio pieces, so everything should be working ok now, except for some flash stuff (which I don't think I'll ever finish ... I still need to find what file goes with what on my PC- like half of all the links are broken.)
I also cleaned up lots of useless text and pictures that looked dumb. Plus, the dates at the bottom are ok now... they used to be wrong. Now they're right. Right. Ok.
1/9/03
NO USE FOR A WEBSITE
This is my useless webpage (at least for now). This is a test, because I don't know what to put in it yet. The portfolio section only consists of some cd covers, so that needs some work too. The flash link is broken for now... I need to get all that stuff together.
Still Nothing New.
I added the cat. That's all. And I thought this site wouldn't end up being a joke, eh who cares.
I need to find something good to add in another tab at the top. Maybe not.