"The Real Crew Trainer"

The Story behind "The Real Crew Trainer"

Working in a fast food restaurant does weird things to even weirder people. You will do anything in order to waste time. My friend Paul and I took it a step further, and came up with a parody that made everyone forget about the hell we were in. Of course, they were too busy laughing at us to realize our creative genius, but at least we still made them laugh. This should give everyone a general idea of how whacked our minds were. In order to get the full effect of this song, it helps if you have worked in a fast food restaurant.

And now, "The Real Crew Trainer"

May I have your attention please. There is a 15 and a half year old who needs to be trained. Will the real crew trainer please show up? I repeat, will the real crew trainer please show up? We're gonna have a call in here.
You all act like you've never made a hamburger before. Jaws all on the floor like the store manager just walked through the door, and started chewin’ you out worse than before they first got to the door, for throwin’ most of the food on the floor. It's the return of the store manager, oh great, ok, they don’t actually expect me to work do they?
And one of our customers said... nothing you idiots! That customers dead, he's locked in our freezer!
(Ha-ha!)
All of us crew trainers hate training kids, jigga jigga jigga, "crew trainers I’m sick of them, look at them, walkin' around grabbin' their spatulas, actin' like they’re so cool, thinking their so cute too!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of buns stuck in the toaster, But its no worse than setting your soda down without a coaster.
Sometimes I just want to quit and say I've had enough, but can't, but its cool for a fifteen and a half-year old to slack off. Your beanies in your meal, your beanies in your meal, and If you're lucky, we might just give you a little deal. These little toys that all of our employees like to steal, but all the customers we have react to them with zeal. Of course there gonna call and ask which ones we have today, they need just one more to complete their set, don't they? We ain't nothing but employees, all just working for Mickey D's, May I take your order please?
And if fifteen and a half year olds can sit around, there cant be a single reason that some better workers can't be found. But if you feel like I feel then make a little sound, go and make that quarter pound, and pick that food up off the ground. 
I'm the crew trainer, yes I'm the real trainer, all you other crew trainers are just some no brainers, so wont the real crew trainer please show up, please show up, please show up. Cause I'm the crew trainer, yes I'm the real trainer, all you other crew trainers are just some no brainers, so wont the real crew trainer please show up, please show up, please show up.

(To be Continued...)

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