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(everything you ever wanted to know about me, but were too affraid to ask)

About Me.
What to say really. As you can see I'm funny. Well i like to think so. It's probably not true, but I make myself laugh and that's all that really matters. I'm slightly cynical as well. Some people call it being bitter and twisted, but I dont think so. I find sarcasm and wit the highest forms of comedy.

I have studied quite a bit in the last few years, ( bearing in mind that I am in my mid twenties now), and have studied Java programming and now psychology. Strange combination you may say. Why did you not do that when you were younger, you may say. Well to tell you the truth, I never really liked studying. It's just something else to do. Why Java you may ask. Well I did that in search of my millions. It was another get rich quick scheme that my brain came up with. It was all going well too until the final week of my course. There I was swatting for the exam, and there the industry was, falling apart. By the time I passsed, a week later, the industry was in pieces. See little thing like that make me bitter. I was not born bitter and twisted. Life made me this way. Best go back to playing the lottery again.

Friends, family, hobbies, interests and things like that.
What to say about this really. I have recently become single again, and that stinks. Having spent three years with someone in your own place, and then the next day having to move back home really set you back. Time to find my own place, or a rich woman. The second choice is much more appealing. If any nice young free and single women see this, well "How you doin'?"

I have many friends and family, but I have only got three best mates. I have known these gits for about ten years now, and even though I don't always see them, we still get on and meet up from time to time. I thinks thats what it's all about. Even though now I seem to have more time on my hands and see these miserable gits more often.

With regards to family, well, I have hundreds of the them. I reakon my gene pool is spread across the globe. This is because TV had not been invented in time, and people had nothing better to do than make babies.