Song:Slut
Artist:Travawss Titt & Mr. Ing
Written By:Chris McLarty & Chris Ingram
Copyright:1994 Whacked Out On Crack Music Inc.
Album:Slut Cd Single
Tuning:Standard

Wah!
There once was a girl
Who had lots of hair
But it wasn't on her head
She woke up one morning
And she was dead!

We found her lying
Upside down in her coffin
And the words inscribed 
on her forehead were "Kiss My Ass!"

So I saw this girl
She looked like Tommy Skeoch
But she was actually MY BROTHER!...HAHAHA

I met this woman from China
She had a cunt shaped box on my forehead
She liked to eat leftover beans and bacon
And she liked to suck them raw to the bone
She couldn't find nothing else to eat
But some Whore,Slut and Sonofabitch from California
And she saw this leftover piece of crap in my driveway
And she scraped it up and licked it from her teeth!

She thought it was great and yummy!
So she ate my..right from the floor
She thought my house was pretty messy
So she lived out in the street
To pick the toenails and the rocks from her feet

She ate some leftover beans and bacon
And said it was quite yummy
I offered her a steak and a sandwich
And she told me to SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!

So I ran out of things to tell her
So I ended this song rather quickly
So ladies and gentleman
If you ever meet a girl from California
I Tell You This....
Never Invite Her Home For SUPPER! HAHAHA

Ladies and gentleman Goodbye and thanks for listening....