Adventures2

Welcome back to the Stories section of the Palace of Mr Ing, If any of you visitors read
the last Story of Me and Lips in the Winter then, This one should possibly capture your
interest. If any of you checked out the Music section and listened to our goofy song SLUT
then this story is about how we came about writing the song. If you haven't checked out the
song ,Click Here or go to the MUSIC section and check it out, check out the lyrics too on
the MUSIC page.

Now to the story at hand, It was the Winter of 1994 roughly and Chris M. (Lips), his cousin Jon
and I were all up late watching movies in his bedroom. We watched Stone Cold,Cop and a Half, So I
Married An Axe Murderer, and needless to say we were getting LOADED on caffeine. Chris M. bought
a 24 pack of PEPSI, and we sat up all night drinking pop and watching movies. Jon was smart cuz
he gave in and went to bed around 4 am or so. He woke back up around 6 I think, when we were
watching Cop and a Half (Huh uh huh I SAID CAWWWWP!) Anyway we watched some more flicks and
drank more pop, we were FAR from tired. About 9 am Jon went upstairs I think to watch some T.V.,
we hung out up there for a bit and taunted a neighborhood kid (Glen) who was about 10 maybe, he
was just walking down the street minding his own business, and we opened the door a crack and
yelled out "CROTCH!" as loud as we could,and since the door was only opened a crack, he didn't
know where it was coming from. The look on his face was so funny, it was priceless,he stood there
wondering where the sound was coming from,he looked right at us but couldn't see the door opened
a crack. He started coming closer to take a look then he said FUCK IT and went back in the
direction he was heading. We had the tape rolling I think at that time, not sure but I think we
ended up taping over that about an hour later. Apparently Glen left a half hour later without us
knowing and came back down our street to come back home again, We opened the door and yelled "CROTCH YA FUCKIN SLUT!" to him haha, and he turned around again, and looked mad this time,
and I think he started yelling Obscenities at us but we couldn't hear what they were.

So now that we had our fun for the morning,we STILL were not tired so we went downstairs and I
grabbed the Tape Recorder and hit record,and me and chris goofed around with the little Red
Acoustic (A-Q-Stick) geetar and was recording it. We made a whole tape of our goofy antics which
consisted of making fun of Adam Sandler, singing SLOPPY JOE, SLOP-SLOPPY JOE and other goofy littlethings, and eventually Lips started trying to play this acoustic thing from a Wildside song
called LAD IN SIN, which didn't completely sound right, but he kept playing it anyway. And he said
something lame to me, like doesn't this thing he's playing make ya wanna cry?, so I go WAH! hehe
and then I just started singing stuff over top of what he was playing. And what you hear in the
song SLUT, is exactly what I started singing, and Lips kept playing what he was playing. And VOILA
we have our hit single "SLUT" hahahaha

If this song was ever a hit, I'd have to wonder how moronic people are for even listening to it.
But to be honest, Even though it's a goofy song, me and lips are proud of it because of the fact
that it was completely IMPROV, what you hear is what came out at that time.

Maybe sometime if I can find the tape, I'll make some more clips of some of the antics performed on that
day. But for now enjoy SLUT and have a good laugh. Cuz laughter IS the best medicine hehe

Until Next Time
Your Webmaster of Fun and Laughter
Mr. Ing