pickuplines

1. Congratulations! You've been voted 'Most Beautiful Girl in the Room'! and the grand prize is a nigth with me!

2. I may not be the best looking girl/guy here, but im the only one talking to you..

3. This is your lucky day, because i just happen to be single!

4. Hey, aren't you forgeting something?
                      (What?)
                         Me!

5. Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

6. You look just like my mother...

7. Are you Greek? Oh, my mistake, i thought all goddesses were Greek...

8. Before you run, im not a freak...

9. Grab his/her butt and say "Excuse me, is this seat taken?"

10. What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper! (a guy has to say this, if a girl does.....uhh..thats just wrong)

11. You should be someones wife/husband...

12. Is that a false nose?

13. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but i bet i can make you Bed Rock...

14. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

15. I've got one 1 hour to live, and i dont want to die a virgin - help me!

16. Is that ladder in your tights or is it the Stairway to Heaven?

17. Oh, those are shoulder blades - i thought they might be wings..

18. I'm not trying anything, i always put my hand there...

19. Can i buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

20. You smell. Want to take a shower together?

21. Do you think im cute or haven't you had enough to drink yet?

22. You know, you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend...

23. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginnning to look petty good!

24. You might not be the most beautiful girl in the room, but beauty is just a light switch away...

25. Did it hurt?
     (Did what hurt?)
    When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

26. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

27. I'm new in town, could i have directions to your house?

28. Heres a buck, go call your mother and tell her you won't be coming home tonight...

29. If i were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

30. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams i could only call you "baby"...