| Blonde Jokes |
| I knew a blonde that was so stupid that..... ~ she called me to get my phone number ~ if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless ~ she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill ~ she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" ~ she studed for a blood test ~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead ~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind ~ it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes ~ when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home ~ she got stabbed in a shoot-out ~ she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center ~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved ~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order ~ she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store ~ when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends ~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch ~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius ~ she sold the car for gas money ~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ~ she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats ~ she tried to drown a fish ~ she thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train ~ she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept ~ she thought a quarterback was a refund ~ she tripped over a cordless phone ~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death ~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics" ~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back ~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade |
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