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September 21st (??) 2004 (??) -( oh by the way, this is Eric. The one before this is eric too. well i guess techincally it is afterwards, seeing as how you would have to scroll down to get to it. so yea, afterwards this is by eric too.) Yea so i really dont know what day it is, i could figure it out but that would require my learning the cesarian calender and I JUST WONT DO THAT!! I dont even know if it is cesararian, i know its something about ceasar made the calender and such, but i really dont know that much about history, the proof of which is that i rarely ever update the history page when i add something new to the website. Ive actually been updating every day! and then only waiting to add them since...the 14th. Anyway, so im here at the art institute waiting for some screens to dry, im talkin screen printing there, and its AWESOMEMATASTIC! Im going to make so many cool t shirts, including one of burt reynolds saying that he wants to have your baby. it was some kind of poster of a movie he was in called paternity. damn straight. and i made one of the rock group The Faces, because they rock. hard core. HARD CORE! I really dont know what to rant about, even though i have tons. i could rant about art, and ladies, and art and such and ladies, because there are tons of art and ladies here! i sort of asked one out, okay actually two possibly. So im going to see Andrew Bird this saturday with this girl i met at orientation and have talked to her quite a bit and have had lunch with her a few times, so that should be neat and we shall see what happens. Also, i was working in a computer lab and there was this other girl in there who ive seen a few times and she's smiled at me whenever we've passed, and she stopped by my little computer station and tapped me on the shoulder and introduced herself saying that she sees me all over school and we talked for a bit. I asked her out for coffee but she was busy writing a paper for her art therapy class, which it turns out is the same class my roomate Tim is in! He says her dad is a holistic healer, kinda neat. But anyway, BOTH of these girls are incredibly pretty and hot, which makes me somewhat hesitant to say that im macktacular because it seems that any time a hot girl is interested in me it never turns out or they turn out to be crazy. Right before i moved up here this girl stopped me at the library and started talking to me and gave me her phone number, and we went out to a movie, i think that without a paddle movie, it wasnt that bad but afterwards she started crying because of something about how she wanted to live her life the way she wanted to, and something about this guy and how all of her friends were different after she got out of the air force, i dont know WHAT the fuck was goin on, but it was crazy. I called her like twice after i moved up here, just to be friendly and she never called me back. thats not crazy but still, its just strange. There was another time when this hot girl came on to me and we spent the night running around and ended up back at my place with me giving her a back massage, and it turns out, HEY, she's crazy too! And seriously crazy, like she had a boyfriend who she cheated on constantly or something, and apparently wet some guys bed, and then went to another guy's house and just made toast. All night. she didnt eat the toast, she just made it. i dont know what she did with it. and then this other girl Ann who i was sort of friends with and went on a date or two but it didnt really work out and now i realize that there IS a god because it didnt work out. she turned out to be rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy crazy and annoying. borderline psycotic actually. hmmm. but anyway. moral of the story, not such a good race on the ole romance highway. but hopefully that shall change. or i'll end up with my legs broken and being forced to make art by lilly tomlin or whatever her name was...dammit, i cant remember what her name is. okay im going to go to imdb and check it out...KATHY BATES!! damn, i didnt even have to look it up im just that damned good. so yea, if i were to ever date mrs. bates it would be easy going because i would already KNOW that she was crazy and i wouldnt be getting my hopes up only to have them dashed. They wouldnt be up that much in the first place. And she's probably not that crazy, hell i've broken James Caan's legs NUMEROUS times. I wanted him to write me a story and he wouldnt. so i broke his legs. Then i wanted him to run a marathon for me, but he couldnt..cause of the legs and all, so i bought him a wheelchair. AND BROKE THE WHEELS! Hmm, maybe the girls stop going out with me because I'M the one who's crazy. God i wonder if that is it. All this time i thought i was pretty much on the level but it appears that i too am nuts. Curses. oh well, lets hope i can tame it down a bit.
"there's only two ways out of this as I see it Mr. Caan. 1) You write me a story. 2) You write me a story. 3) You run a marathon for my entertainment. or 4) You admit that you are in fact Sheer Caan from the animated Disney movie A Jungle Book. And then force John Goodman (who was later the voice of Baloo in its sequel) to make me a jelly donut, But instead of jelly in the donut, i want ham and cheese. or 5) you write me a story, in which the handsome prince gets the hot chick and ends up meeting Robert Rauschenberg and he tells him "goddamn your a great artist!" and he lives happily ever after in his giant studio making art and sexy sex with his beautiful girlfriend. And dont be afraid to get TOO descriptive on the love making scenes. We're both adults here James, lets act like it. Good luck James!" -- September 14th 2004- NOT TRACEY GOLD!! NOT TRACY GOLD!! (im not sure how to spell her name, but i believe that it is spelled with a DUI!!) Yea, so the growing pains star was arrested for drunken driving or some such stuff as that, i really didnt pay that much attention to the article, my beer was looking lonely so i said hello to him. Hello mr. beer, how are you? oh arent you the cutest little thing yes you are, what is that? you want me to kill my roommates? why thats just crazy .................................. crazy enough to work!! So im living up here in chicago now, and i gotta tell you, i think this is the best time of my life. Im freakin lovin it, but im not going to now because mcdonalds is going to sue me because i said that im loving it and that is their new stupid registered trademark. If i had said "so yea, im living in chicago now and i gotta tell ya that i love to see you smile!" i would have been fine, but no, i had to go all pop culture on your ass and talk about how wonderful things are going in fast food vernacular. SO in stark contrast to chris' learnin's, i am absolutely ecstatic about ALL of my classes, i love each and every one of them, the next more than the last. Im in photo history between the wars, with a teacher who is so freakin awesome and interesting, he used to be a nuclear engineer, a consultant for museums, a buyer for museums, he worked with several very famous photographers and such and the class is already amazing and we've only had one so far. my screen printing class is going to be amazing, ive done some screen printing before but it was very shoddy and podunk, but now the school (the school of the art institute of chicago!) has TONS of awesome equpiment. Im also in art and technology where ill be able to make movies and robots!! And then eventually make movies for the robots because they will take over the world. thats the goal of everybody in the class i believe. then i have my advance sculpture class, where i get a studio space! that is incredible and ive already begun work on my newest piece called The Lean Gates, which will be about twelve feet tall. I can talk more about that later! And those are my classes. OH! And there are TONS!!!!! of hot women in chicago, and i guess hot guys too so chris would enjoy it too. And there's this girl who ive been talking to alot who is so incredibly pretty, and she has this incredibly curly hair, so sometimes she has it up in sort of this sexy white girl fro, and it sort of looks like bob dylan's hair on the cover of blonde on blonde, type that into google and find it, OR go buy the damn album because its an incredible album! but DONT type in just blonde on blonde in the google images section. Oh no. what you get then is just a bunch of nasty, foul sexual pictures that you should take your time perusing but dont spend too much time because then you will forget what you were there for in the first place, looking for a picture of hair that slightly resembles this girl that i have the hots for. SO does that mean that i have the hots for dylan, in a strange oblique way? thats possible, but she doesnt look like dylan in any other way so thats okay. she is very hard to understand and is prone to biblical metaphors and surrealistic imagry, but besides that she's freaky pretty! so basically thats all that is going on. well not really, there is tons more to write about but i have to get going. but chicago is a great great town, im lovin it. oh damn!! im going to get sued so much. bring it on bitches!! ill tell them that your new white meat mcnuggets is actually BIRDIE!!!! "and now for old times sake,
"welcome to hooker island! you bitches need to get off!!"
-- September 9th 2004 - Everyone should go check out Eric's artwork because it rocks the universe. Stephen Hawking's next book will be about how Eric's artwork can in fact influence the gravitational pull of a black hole. Interested now? You should be! .. hm.. well I'm almost out of one work and into another. Hopefully I can get to be manager otherwise I'm going to be really poor and still not be able to move out of my house. :[ School is back in full swing and I'm already skipping tons of classes because, come on, school is stupid. I wouldn't mind if a) school wasn't so expensive and b) the classes actually cared about what else you were taking! I know the idea of school is to learn, but when every class you have is cramming abhorent amounts of data down your throat and then telling you to take that and come up with four or five projects with no regard to your other class projects, well... needless to say there's not a lot of LEARNING going on. At least not for me, but maybe it's just because I don't retain the information for long. So yeah.. in the most recent of news, like twenty minutes ago (it's 1:06 am so I guess it's the 10th now, whatever) I was just informed that my grandma had to have emergency heart surgery and get a pacemaker put in because her pulse was 40. Supposedly she's okay and the first thing she asked when she came to was "Who won the football game?" so hopefully everything will go well. Other bummer news is that, if you didn't know, Eric is in Chicago now and forever going to school. Not two houses down anymore. Sooo I don't really see him and we're all really busy. I also don't see any of my other friends due to our completely different work schedules and I have school, so really my only enjoyment is in video games. Ah sweet pixels. That wasn't supposed to sound as pathetic as it looks, but ah well. Oh, and I completely forgot, if you didn't know Missouri is a bunch of religious f-k heads!! Yes, they actually passed that evil and unconstitutional law making it so gay people can't get married. I hope they all contract immaculate STD's. You know what Jesus would do? He wouldn't be a f-king HATE MONGER you asswipes!! I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming already in session. - chris "As an african american doll that sells soda, I am very offended by this." -- |