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November 1st, 2003 God DAMN! we havnt added anything to the site in a long ass time! I mean only one rant in the entire month of october! We are horrible parents. its like if Dracula came up to us and said "ah de cheeldrin of de night, those beetches are so lazy they caant eeven update a de ssiiiiittte! Vat sveet moosic they vould make if they vernt so vucking lazy, if a keyboard vere the keys to a piano they vould make me think a that I vas beehtovaan, vecause i vould think i vas deaf! because they are so vucking lazy! I vont suck either of their bludd vecause they are so vucking lazy! you vucking lazy bastards! get off your asses and type something on the vebsite!" and then i would turn to Dracula and stab him in the chest with a barbecue prong. And then i would say "what you talkin bout bitch! Why dont you take some angel soft and wipe down that damn ass fro you got goin on, and leave us the hell alone! we've been busy!!" and then he would say "im sorry, at times i might be a bit over zealous, like all those people i killed, i only vanted to give them hickeys! and look vat i did! i bound them to a life eternal in the darkness! i just like to make out sometimes! and i sucked them dry!" to which i would reply "thats just too much information! i dont need to be hearin all of that, your crazy!" and then he would dissolve into a thing of dust and we would all be good. Oh, this is Eric here. Ive been really busy getting ready for portfolio day, which was the 27thh, and i did really good at it! the art institute of chicago really loved my stuff and said i would be great there and would probably get all kinds of aesome scholarships, so yay! So that has been the big thing right there. So in about two or three months im going to be moving up to chicago! hopefully. as long as the application thing and the scholarships and all that come through. so thats going to be rockin like Dokken. hmm, what else! son of a bitch! im trying to listen to this song on yahoo launch and it keeps freakin out! and skipping. it shouldnt be doing that oh my fucking god! i hate it when your typing something and the computer thinks "oooh! now would be a good time to switch to another screen so that the paragraph he just typed DOESNT EXIST!! i type fast so what can i say. i can type a paragraph in mere seconds. In the time it has taken me to type this entire thing out, i blinked twice. now you might think, oh he just blinks twice every hour, but your wrong! and just trying to make yourself comfortable in the face of my mighty powers. but you cant! so your just going to have to start dealing with it. Like a croupier! oh and i REALLY hate the extremely high pitched clicks that happen on the computer every time you click on something. yay! i love this song. Its the new outkast song, Hey Ya. Shake it like a polaroid picture!! im going to shake it like a polaroid picture right now okay, so its probably good that you couldnt see that. I've embarrased myself now. I apologize. Okay, so what else? Not a whole lot has been going on. Just really busy with the whole art thing, thats sort of taken over my life. And yet i really didnt feel like doing anythign today, but its horribly gloomy and skanky out right now, very nasty. I dont mind the cold, or gray days, but its this kind of drizzly nasty day. It doesnt make you want to do much, but i had a good day anyway. went to lunch with some friends and some teachers. That reminds me that i need to schedule a lunch with an old teaher of mine before i head up to chicago. I love that "well yes, i need to schedule a lunch with an old teacher of mine" i wonder if i can seduce this gorgeous girl who works at the library before i leave. hmmm, i wonder. probably not. DAMN Aimee Mann is pretty. Actually the girl at the library looks alot like her, but brunette. Oh well. i guess thats it. Just random craziness and lust. Thats what ALL our rants are about! and you waited an entire month for this rant. You FOOL! -- October 13th 2003 - Hey website, no we haven't forgotten about you. It's just sort of difficult to make time for you when we both have so many things going on in our lives such as school, work, and whatnot. So stop badmouthing us to your other website pals, saying we're horrible maintainers and maybe a space in our calendar will open up where we can fit you in. ;] Why no, that wasn't a threat. And speaking of threat, if you take the h out, you get treat! As in trick or treat, as in my favorite holiday of the year... Arbor Day! or something like that. "Ninja's are bad ass. You are bad ass. Therefore you are a ninja." -- -- |