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December 13th 2004- Hey! its been a month and a day since this site has been updated! well, i added some pictures of my cat, and stuff, but i never really mentioned it. im sorry, i should have brought that to your...what the hell!? for some reason there is a spell check going on as i write this! its telling me what is spelled wrong! if i want this website to be poorly written without my knowledge then thats my god damned right!! ah well. no sense in getting worked up over nothing. So how have you been dear website? Im not going to ask you our viewing audience because i know you all gave up on us, but the website is like that plant in your house that hasnt been watered in a long time, but it knows that someday you will water it, but that day isnt today, because instead of watering my plants, im talking to you website. Does that make you feel better www.geocities.com/chrisericus/indexmain.html? That you are responsible for the lingering death of another living thing? Does it make you feel good that you somehow take precedent over a life and death matter? Oh i know it does, you good little website. even though you keep telling me that im spelling things wrong, i dont hate you. so its been a really really busy time, and i dont have the time to go into what all is making me so busy, its mostly just school. lots of work, making art and such. not having any money, tons of money problems too, car problems. somewhat girl problems but i cant even really say that that is signifigant. if i were smart it wouldnt be. mr. macgregor is doing good, my little mutant kitten. He's the sweetest most affectionate creature i have ever come across sometimes, and then other times he is just stone cold crazy. I think he thinks im his daddy! Or mom. im not sure how he sees me. i have grown a beard though! total jedi knight. oh comon, jedi is totally spelled right!! bastard website. i should stab you with my lightsaber, that'll learn ya. then at parties when people say "why yes, i went to Yale" "oh indeed, i went to Dartmouth" you can say "i had a light saber jabbed through my head! Im all learned more than ya'll!!" Ya know what, accents are hot. especially north carolinian accents. (okay side note, SOMEHOW i spelled carolinian right, but it doesnt recognize jedi? crazy ass spell check) yea so those accents are hot. as are the women who speak with them. or at least woman. anyway, i should get going. it was nice talking to you www.geocities.com/chrisericus/indexmain.html, don't be a stranger!!! or at least dont be one of those strangers who shows his private parts to children and old people. like me.
" oooh, look at me, im the Hindu god Kelly, and i DON'T have SIX ARMS!!" -- November 12th 2004- Hey everybody! wow, its been a long time since we've really updated the site. and there is so much crap to talk about that it seems that our website has entered into the bizzaro world. We have so much to talk about! lets not write about it on the site! Yay!! And you cant call us lazy, because neither of us has had time to write! so ill write more later! eventually! in five years. "oh! check out the pictures page. Its full of 100% adorability now! in the form of mutant cats!" -- November 8th 2004 - I have had the most busy life EVER!! AND Bush is president again!?!?! I really have no other choice but to kill myself. So anyway, I'm now Manager at the Ice Rink.. bet you never thought that one was gonna happen. I'm actually in a position of authority!! MUWHAHAHahahahaha... School is still retarded and I'm really hating it this semester. But what can you do? .. Eric is still in Chicago making art. He's supposedly going to post pictures of some stuff. And thanks for Eric, we now have a new addition to the Fearsome Foursome Minus One! So hilarious. K, well it sucks that even though so much has happened during the past two months that I really have nothing to say about it all. Apparently real life just sucks ass and then you just be quiet about it. :P - chris "Should I spend 50 dollars on 1 $50 hooker or 50 $1 hookers?" -- |