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June 28th 2003- Its me again...you bastards!! I mean um...wonderful readers of our website! Or mine. Since im Eric. And Chris hasnt added anything in awhile, but like i can talk, bercause i didnt add anything new for quite awhile. But i have repented! And im going to rant. Just about whatever. Cause i can. I need to stop spending money!!! I just spent about 20 bucks on junk this morning, artwork junk mind you, and really cool stuff!! Like a dictionary with all kinds of neat illustrations and diagrams from 1945, that was $5, and a bunch of other things that wound up totalling about 20 bucks. But i need to stop spending money, because im leaving tuesday and i need lots of money for when im out of a job for almost 3 weeks!! So lets hope that i can come into tons of money and have enough. OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER LEAVE!! Okay, well one of my big pet peeves is people standing over my shoulder. there was this girl at the computer next to me and her boyfriend apparently cant entertain himself, or read, or do anything by himself because he kept hanging around behind her and behind me, and i hate that! so its a crazy pet peeve. But anyway. Ive lost my will to rant apparently. Or maybe not. Or maybe i have. I dont know. I'll write more later.
"your a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl, workin at the Amoco!" -- June 26th 2003- Eric here, yet again! yea, i figure that i should probably add quite a bit to the page since im going to be gone for so long and wont be able to. Not that actually being here and having access to a computer made me add a bunch of stuff, because i havnt added new things in a long time. ive mostly just rambled on about stuff and then laughed about it. And sold nuns to school children. Ah ha! You thought i said Guns didnt you. But i would never sell guns to school children. But if the nuns had guns, then it would be okay. Its a different story then. A story about bears and porridge. And religious gun nuts. Im really quite hungry at the moment, so maybe lack of food is making me hallucinate. Or maybe i just dont know what to talk about, and dont want to keep writing because i want to get something to eat! That could be it. Or could it............ "DUNN DUNNN DUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" June 22nd 2003- Eric here, yet again! And im hungry. But for what? I dont know what i would like to eat. So let's talk to ms. Cleo! Eric: "Ms. Cleo, what would i most like to eat?"
Ms. Cleo: "Get me out of jail!!"
-- June 21st or somethin!!- Eric here, and i aint added NUTHIN to the june page of this website. I am a horrible horrible person! But ive been busy, so i guess i can use that as an excuse. Busy making up excuses! And meth. But mostly excuses. So what has everybody out there in the big wide web worldy thingie been up to? Good things? Bad things? Buying the harry potter book? I did. Yup. Actually i beat up a little kid and got it, but i thought the little kid was Voldemort, so i felt justified. Its the meth, im telling ya. So im only about a week away from hitting the road and gallivanting of into the wonderful world of worldly travel. Do you want to know all my plans!? I bet you do. First off, on june 30th I'm seeing the white stripes here in st. louis. Then, i leave for chicago on the 1st of july. On the 2nd of july, i'll see the white stripes AGAIN! And then on the fourth ill be going to the taste of chicago event with a friend and we'll see the wallflowers AND pete yorn. Then on the 6th i leave for ox bow, in michighan, and ill be there for two weeks, makin art the same way i make love, HARD AND FAST!! And sometimes slow and intimate. And always with lots of mistaken identities. Wow, you know, if you take "identities" if that is the correct spelling, you could change it to "I dent titties!" Wow im vulgar. It must be the meth. Or the massive amounts of kool aid ive ingested. I cant believe i havnt added anything to this website in such a long time, its almost neglect. And i really dont know what to rant about. Ive got lots on my mind, money matters, since im going to be gone for 3 weeks (hopefully i get the credit card i applied for) and packing and getting all the things i need. Ive been running around a lot, getting things, i got some kicking new shoes! And they only cost me one hundred and twenty freakin dollars!!! Thats quite a bit to spend on shoes, more than i have ever spent. But Chris' brother spent 400 on a pair of sunglasses, which is just INSANE!! Shoes are one thing, you'll use them. If you go blind, you still need shoes. You dont need sunglasses if you go blind! If i go blind and my eyes are wandering all around looking at things when in different directions, then by god im letting people see it! I want to be one of those crazy sooth sayers, telling you not to have sex with your mother and kill your father. Advice any soothsayer would dish out. And i probably will go blind because i never take my contacts out! Im horrible about that. But i like to see, so its a catch 22. I just got some lubricating eye drops though, so that should help my pretty little eyes out. And ive been told i have pretty eyes, i cant say that ive made men swoon, but women, sure. Oh and get this shirt. yea i mean to say shit there but i like shirts. I was looking around a rollingstone magazine the other day and they had a little blurb in there about ricky martin, and he SAID that all men, women, children and animals want to have sex with him. WHAT!? Okay i dont know if he said children, but i know he said men women and animals. he said they all want to have sex with ricky. Well me and smokey the bear were talkin, and he dissagrees. He doesn't find Ricky Martin that hot at all, Smokey is more of an antonio banderas kind of guy if he had to choose a latino or spanish man. And antonio banderas is cool, i really liked him in interview with a vampire, and he isnt running around saying that animals want to have sex with him. That i know of. Antonio and i havn't spoken in awhile. And im hurt by that, Antonio. Very Very hurt. "is that the end of the rant? yea i guess it is. I bet he can't think of anything else to say. Its kind of a sad way to end the rant isnt it? I think so. But hey! Lets go read Harry Potter!" -- June 5th 2003 - Hey website, no I haven't forgotten about you. My brother is sick and he got me sick, so now we're both sick and we're coughing like we had the whoop or something. I got no sleep last night, and probably won't get much sleep tonight either, but I have to go to work tomorrow (which sucks) so maybe I'll infect everyone around me with my horrid affliction and it'll go away. :] I'm not sure if my dad also getting sick is a bonus or a double edged sword since it'll probably happen that I'll get over being sick and then just get it right back from him which will make me want to die. I do have some night time cough medicine in front of me right this second and the only "sleep aid" it says is that it has 10% alcohol in it. That's pretty damned stupid. And misleading. Is it 10% alcohol by volume or proof? I mean, I have some actual alcohol here in the house that I could drink if that's going to help me sleep better. Ah well, guess we'll find out. Or maybe I'll just find out and keep it to myself all secret-like. And as you may have noticed, Eric hasn't written a rant in a while. That is because he is pre-occupied with his new hatred of everything to do burgers that have the name THICK in them. I think he joined a club even! Oh well, that's pretty much all you're getting out of me until I'm better, or unless I have something particularly exciting to rant about. - chris "Vacation Bible School. Three words that shouldn't necessarily be placed next to each other. That's like saying Vacation AA Meeting, or Vacation Rectal Bleeding." -- |