| The Fearsome Foursome Minus One is the story of three friends who, tired of the rampant crime and lack of respect for the police, decide to take matters in their own hands, with hilarious results! Our first hero is McGruff, a staple of the police force. But as new recruits come in the respect he is payed diminishes, and instead of crime having a bite taken out of it, its his pride that has a bite taken out of it......... with hilarious consequences! Our second hero is Kool Aid Man! Friend of the summer to the thirsts of so many children. But there's a new thirst quencher in town this summer, the gatorade of addiction, crack. Shagrined at seeing all those kids he watched grow up sell themselves for rock, he decides that instead of giving out water mixed with sugars and dyes, he serves justice.... with mixed results! And the final pier to our holy trinity of justice is none other than Macho Man Randy Savage himself! Fighting crime has always been of the utmost importance for Randy, but when his wife leaves him and he is thrown out of his wrestling gym by all the new punks coming in, he decides to team up with his old college buddies, and the hijinks ensue!! Roger Ebert says the power packed cast is "a four star ensemble, minus three." So sit back, on the edge of your seat!! and get ready for a movie that Gene Shalit says "will definitly win the Oscar for Tom Hanks". So buckle up for a ride where anything can happen, and usually does! Eventually! |
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Macho Man Randy Savage
We're kinda sure that this is Macho Man's official page. And has anybody noticed that Macho Man has YET to create his site!? I KNOW you have!! |
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Gruff McGruff
And here is a link to the McGruff the crime dog page! |
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Kool-Aid Man For now till I get this finished, just have fun looking at the Kraft Food's Kool-Aid Man site And here's a response from Kraft Foods, and the letter Eric sent them asking for the Kool-Aid Man. From: Kraft_Onlineteam22 [email protected]
To: "'[email protected]'"
Subject: 8667515
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2001 16:36:58 -0500
Comments: Hi :) im a big fan of kool aid and the kool aid man, but i was wondering just how much do you pay for insurance per month because Kool Aid man keeps bursting through those walls? I mean that must take alot of money for all those repairs. And also, a friend and I are looking into making a movie starring Kool-aid man, McGruff the crime dog and macho man randy savage wherein they team up and fight crime, would we have to go through you or the kool aid man's agent in order to start talks with him? Thank you very much =) ---------------------------------- Thank you for visiting our website Unfortunately we cannot accept individual requests for appearances by the KOOL-AID Man. We can't possibly honor all of the requests we receive. So, to be fair to everyone, the KOOL-AID Man only visits large public events. Because the KOOL-AID Man is so popular we've found having him at public events is the best way to allow the largest number of our friends the opportunity to share the KOOL-AID smile! If the KOOL-AID Man is scheduled to visit your area it would be at events such as civic celebrations & parades, charity functions, store openings & promotions and ethnic events. We would suggest you check your local stores and newspapers for information on scheduled KOOL-AID Man appearances. |
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How did we think up some of the things for the movie, Fearsome Foursome Minus One, you ask? Have a look! And here's where the Fearsome Foursome Minus One were born!! --- JackMongo: whoo ha! I'm bored outta my mind and drawing on photoshop.
BANJ0 DUCK: awesome! photoshop is a cool thing, well i have paint and it takes a long time to bring up but its fun! if you want to make really abstract things. ah but ive gota GOGIGANTIC email for ya so you can read that some time soon
JackMongo: hey, not like I'm doing anything now, go ahead and send it! I think I sent you two emails.
BANJ0 DUCK: yea you did, one about your heart thing which i would have checked out if it keeps on happening, and another haraunging me about the dreams! heh not really
JackMongo: Yeah, but the app is in a month. Just gotta not die till then. So are you going to expand on those dreams or have they conveniently slipped your mind? Rachel was just over here for like ten minutes and she had a bad nightmare that was so bad she didn't even feel like recounting it because it was disturbing.
BANJ0 DUCK: yea i wrote em all out for ya, you probably wont think them real freaky but they were kind of a world of oddity. So i dont think I'm going to go to sleep again, just to be safe.
JackMongo: Hey, it's the safest way to be! Well, a more safer way is if you had McGruff the crime dog right over your shoulder all the time.
BANJ0 DUCK: LOL, thats what i could do!!! when asked who it is i can say "Its McGruff the crime dog mamm, im here to ask if will help me take a bite out of crime!" LOL!!
BANJ0 DUCK: and do the whole growl thing! kickass!!
JackMongo: lol, unless they don't have mcgruff down there, I thought it was a more localized thing, being in chicago, il and all.. wow, Inna must be ALL about him!!
JackMongo: I can't believe I can't remember anyone else's address, but I got that damned mut's address down PAT!! Gruff, McGruff chicago il, 60652.
BANJ0 DUCK: LOL yea isnt mcgruff the crime dog FROM chicago!? lol i know! its so catchy!!
JackMongo: Do they have crime dogs in other cities? They probably have Bobby McSleeves or something. I'll remember that song till I'm 80!!
BANJ0 DUCK: LOL!! what is Bobby McSleeves? LOL
BANJ0 DUCK: lol bobby mcsleeves. thats classic there man
JackMongo: No clue dude, just made it up. =D It is funny sounding though!
JackMongo: But for some reason, I don't think I'd want to know what he's in charge of taking a bite out of, cuz it ain't crime.
BANJ0 DUCK: lol it sounds like hes more of a pusher!! "mcgruff here kids, watch out for Bobby McSleeves, you never know what he will have up his sleeves. it could be candy, or it could be drugs, or it could be drugged candy. or candied drugs!"
JackMongo: LOL, "mmm.. kiddies.. chocolate covered heroin needles... nothing that has chocolate is bad, want some?"
JackMongo: Then they could pull out their patent pending Bobby McSleeves sobriety mallets and take a whack at his cranium.
BANJ0 DUCK: wouldnt that be the coolest thing if mcgruff were atually a vigileante, like the punisher!! the mafia would be scared shitless!! "hey boss, i hear word that mcgruff is stakin us out" "YOU HEARD RIGHT CRIMINAL! NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO TAKE A BITE....OUT OF YOUR ASS!!"
JackMongo: ::dying:: He's already got the spooky coat and hat for it! Who knows what kind of gun he's got in there, he 'is' a police officer.
BANJ0 DUCK: lol Bobby McSleeves is the coolest name. i dare you ten bucks to when you go to your html class and the teacher asks if anybody would like to be called anything other than their name, like a nick name or anything you say "i wants to be called Bobby McSleeves" i will lay ten bucks down quicker than a john for a good hooker
BANJ0 DUCK: lol i know!! and hes a dog!! he gnaws on bones for a past time for gods sake!!
BANJ0 DUCK: he could kill them all and completely dispose of all the bodies and have a great time doing it!!
JackMongo: LOL, Well, I 'am' poor right now, who knows, if it's just old people in there I might!
JackMongo: ROFL!!
JackMongo: "Can you say "scarab beetle"??.. They're good for eating away the bad parts making it easier for McGruff, that's me, to bury"
JackMongo: Oh man.. ripping apart a beloved childhood icon is so rewarding in the laughter department.
BANJ0 DUCK: LOL, it would be hiliarious! oh man it would be so cool to see mcgruff kickin some serious ass. and then kool aid man could join in!!!
BANJ0 DUCK: "im his partner in kickin yo ass!! OH YEA!!!"
JackMongo: And he's always got that big grin on his face so it's extra hilarious! No hiding behind walls with him, he'd just crash through them.. grinnin away..
BANJ0 DUCK: i know!! lol nobody could stop him! he comes barral assing in and then mcgruff comes in shooting hot death from the tommy gun at his waist!!
BANJ0 DUCK: "ive had enough of losing the war kool aid man, its time to take it to the streets!!!"
BANJ0 DUCK: oh man, this is yet another movie that we need to make. it would be like NYPD blue, but cool!
JackMongo: lol, and kool aid man would have the nudity thing covered, he don't wear clothes!
BANJ0 DUCK: awesome!! it would cut down on costuming costs!!
BANJ0 DUCK: considering that we actually get THE kool aid man to work for us.
JackMongo: I don't see why we couldn't! It's not exactly like he's doing movies and on Rosie o'Donnel or anything.
BANJ0 DUCK: but you know he would be!!
BANJ0 DUCK: lol and instead of coming out of that little door like they always do on the talk shows he would come bursting through the set right behind the host!!
BANJ0 DUCK: "and now our next guest you know from his line of .....JESUS CHRIST!!"
JackMongo: LOL!
BANJ0 DUCK: OH YEA!!! ITS GOOD TO BE HERE JAY!!
JackMongo: Would it be funnier if all he could 'say' was OH YEAH?
BANJ0 DUCK: lol and he could be like macho man randy savage where he just screams anything he has to say!
BANJ0 DUCK: LOL!!! the answer to every question would invariably be OH YEA!!! ' so was it good to work with mcgruff?" OH YEA!!
JackMongo: Man, that'd be an unstoppable team, McGruff, Kool-aid man, Macho Man, it'd be like X-men but FREAKY.
BANJ0 DUCK: LOL!!!! oh macho man would be the coolest thing ever to hit that team. they would be the fearsome foursome minus one!!
BANJ0 DUCK: lol the entire movie would be basically a battle between who could say OH YEA! more times!!
BANJ0 DUCK: LOL and then they would get into an argument!!! "OH YEA!!" "OH YEA!?" "OOOH YEEAAA!!!"
JackMongo: LOL, and just for fun Bobby McSleeves could be there and just so freaked out by the competition, he has no idea where to start his crime-ring.
JackMongo: lol!!
BANJ0 DUCK: lol!!! oh i can hear macho man right now "oooh yeeeaa, i hear that bobby Mcsleeves has set up shop in this city, oh yea you wouldnt happen to know anything 'bout that, WOULDCHA? OOOH YEEAA!!!"
BANJ0 DUCK: the other day for like half an hour i was talking to myself like macho man, lol i can do a pretty damn good macho man. and he is built man!! i saw him on that nikki show and that dude is solid. freaky but cool!
JackMongo: Oh dude, got the voice in my head perfect!!! Nikki show?
JackMongo: and the soundtrack could be all 70's porn-like music! Wher'chikawere... chika'were were..
BANJ0 DUCK: yea that girl from that one show where bob cat goldwaith did the voice of the bunny, did you knwo that she is getting married to him!! LOL!!! it would be like blaxpoitation but SO much cooler!!
JackMongo: Nikki Cox and Bob Cat Goldthwait?? Nikki Goldthwait?!?! Weird.. SO much cooler!
BANJ0 DUCK: i know!! hes like 20 years older than she is and she's hot!!! but i guess love is wherever it is, even if it is in someone named bobcat. but him and the guy who does spongebob's voice went to high school together and are really good friends, so thats cool
BANJ0 DUCK: and the theme song could be sung by robert goulet!!
JackMongo: wow, small world. DAMNIT!!! WHY can't we just have tons of money to make movies and shit?!?
BANJ0 DUCK: i know!! i would so be ready to offer macho man a few million dollars to get him to do the movie
JackMongo: Oh yeah, his costars would be cartoons, that would be difficult to act toward.
BANJ0 DUCK: well didnt mcgruff and the kool aid man make personal appearances? i think that they have realistic costumes, and we could make them even more realistic with the use of super computers. borrow some from nasa
JackMongo: Would a director really make this movie if we had a kikkas screenplay??
BANJ0 DUCK: i am going to try and write a song for robert goulet to sing for the theme song, kind of a james bond type of thing. "one is a dog, hey there everybody, thanks for coming. and the other, he's a glass full of dyes and perservatives, the other, hey lookin beautiful there, he's full of anger and savagry"
BANJ0 DUCK: lol hey i would be directing it!! i want to be a director, it would be one of those great first movie gets an oscar type of story
JackMongo: Good point. Know of any rich people who don't mind being flagrant with their expenditures??
BANJ0 DUCK: you think bill gates gives out grants? we could write him with our story and screen play and say how we are but young college students wanting to make a name for ourselves in the world and that we thinkt hat this movie would do it. it would kick ass!!
BANJ0 DUCK: oh and we could just do so much product placement in it for microsoft, just to get him to give us the money. "OH NOOO!!!" "what is it macho man" " oh yea!!! mcgruff this computer sucks, oh yea!!!" "well you should get one that is made by microsoft, they make all the good computers" lol
JackMongo: I don't see why not. I was watching tech tv, and this guy wanted to make a movie and he had a website but no money to create it and he asked out over his website for donations and he ended up getting 90000 or so from complete strangers!!!!
BANJ0 DUCK: damn!!! 900000 would cover our expenses!!!
JackMongo: You just added a 0 man, that makes a difference. ;D
BANJ0 DUCK: hey man, whatever we can get would be the shit
JackMongo: I know! Hmm... would they already have the team or do they meet somehow and stop a crime.... ah the choices.
BANJ0 DUCK: we would have to write up a script though. and also some how get the permission of the makers of mcgruff and kool aid man for the right to portray them in violent scenes. do you think it would hurt kool aid sales to see the kool aid man replenish his kool aid stock inside his body with the blood of drug pushers and pimps?
BANJ0 DUCK: they could start up a new version of the A team! or just wind up meeting and start kicking ass
JackMongo: oh yeah.. damn, that'd probably be the most difficult part of all. um... maybe. =D More like the Oh YEAH team!
BANJ0 DUCK: lol i know. or we could just do it anyway and then pay for all the court costs with the great revenue it would bring in. lol the majority of the team will be screaming that out at many intervals
JackMongo: They could all have conflicting personalities too! Like Kool-aid man could get all the chicks, women draped all over him ALL the time.
BANJ0 DUCK: yea!! and mcgruff would get all the bitches, and macho man would be the hero of it all, mainly because i like him, and he meets up with a beautiful woman who loves him for who he is, but she wants him to stop fighting crime, but he cant because its in his blood, oh yea!
JackMongo: Dude, so many thoughts!! Like A-team meets X-men meets Charlie's Angels.
BANJ0 DUCK: oh yea, it would be so cool. they could make all kinds of cool vehicles like the A team, fight megalomaniacal mutants and giant robots like in X men, and have all kinds of sexy women running around like in charlies angels, and of course there would be one part of the movie where they go under cover in a bikini factory and all have to wear bikinis. LOL and mcgruff doesnt want to go because he has alot of body hair and he's self concious!!
BANJ0 DUCK: see its through things like that that we will convey that these characters can be in real life, because they have real life insecurities and problems! were talkin oscar! were talking mass social commentary!!!
JackMongo: LOL, There's at least SOMEONE in the movie someone else in the real world can identify with! Even poor ol bastard Bobby.
BANJ0 DUCK: lol i know!!! all the drug pushers and pimps will walk out crying because of the way that they can identify with Bobby McSleeves!
JackMongo: Hm.. now I'm conflicted with having the kool-aid man running and jumping to kick and he's splashing all over the place in some slo-mo matrix like way.. ehhh... I just don't know.
BANJ0 DUCK: and then like how every one says how whichever pooh character you like most identifies something about yoru personality they will say the same about this movie! if you like macho man, your extravagant but there is depth to you, if you like mcgruff then your a tough as nails person who knows what the real world is like, but is just looking for some relaxatoin, LOL, the matrix thing or at least of him kicking around and flying through the air and splashing is awesome!
BANJ0 DUCK: the matrix thing is kind of cliche so we would have to come up with something that every one else would copy, such as macho man drowning a bad guy inside the kool aid man as the kool aid man laughed manaiacally
JackMongo: LOL, perfect! .. and MORBID.. ;D Someone could spike the kool-aid man and he'd be all drunk and stuff.
BANJ0 DUCK: LOL!!! i know!! ooh and then when they are all sleeping they drain the kool aid man and replace the kool aid with kerosene, and then in the next fight they throw a firey rag into the kool aid man and the BURSTS into flame and is running around screaming, and then you wonder whether he is going to live or die, and then when he comes back after a few years he will have been in hawaii for a long time recovering and that is how we could explain his sudden change into constant beach garb!!
BANJ0 DUCK: dude!!! we will answer so many unanswered questions that nobody will even think about the old questions like who killed kenedy and if there were actually aliens at roswell
JackMongo: LOL, okay, I'm saving this convo, before we forget all this awesome stuff! Ooooo, waffle could make a cameo appearance, like that's who got kidnapped or something!
BANJ0 DUCK: lol!!! he would be the ransom thing!! or the ransom!! they want waffle or they are going to kill the president!
BANJ0 DUCK: lol ah crap well ive gotta go, im tired man =D
JackMongo: I just somehow see waffle being a covert-ops agent, always having the hi-tech gadgetry.
JackMongo: that's cool, it is late, ah welll, it's be a riot.
BANJ0 DUCK: lol that would be so cool!! he would have all these cool gadgets and things, but always would look the same, have the same look on his face, because he is a waffle and doesnt have a face. lol it sho nuff be
BANJ0 DUCK: ill talk to ya later =D
JackMongo: k, c-ya.
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