2. Your nickname(s) - Pip, roustabout scoundrel of the scottish pubs; Hootie McBoob; Thaldor, Lord of destruction, scourge of the cosmos, baker of pies. Fantasti-Khan of the Gigalo Galaxy.

3. Birthday -- 7/27/78

4. Blood type -- Gravy

5. Eye color-- blue

6. Location -- St. Louis, MO.

7. School - Flo Valley

8. Hair color-- Brown

9. Favorite color -- lime green, blue.

10. TV show you would stay home for? Survivor & Ed, SpongeBob Squarepants, When Pigeons Kill and Steal Cars

11. Last CD in CD player-- They change so often that its hard to keep track.

12. Your Favorite songs-- Pink Moon, Nick Drake. Change of Heart, Tom Petty. The entire Quadrophenia CD by The Who. The entire Strokes Is this It cd, a bunch of bob dylan songs, a bunch of lou reed songs. Tons and tons.

13. Do u have a b/f or g/f-- not exactly

14. Do u have any pets -- a dog that talks and a fish that walks and a Hippoflatimus, a very thin, flat hippopotamus

15. Dream career --movie director, professional gallivanter and adventurer.

16. Piercing you have --none, none but the piercing of my heart when my first Hippoflatimus died.

17. Favorite Comic Book-- Batman! and the tick.

18. Favorite animal -- right now its the kangaroo. so cute with its pouch, and yet so mysterious as to what is in the pouch. im betting its gold.

19. If I had a daughter I would name her- Nerys

20. If I had a son his name would be- Giganticus, and I would have another son so that i could name him Bootie Eye

21. If a movie was made of your life who would you want to play you-- Tom Cruise, or maybe matt damon, people say he and i look alike. or maybe bob dylan, or maybe angela lansbury. yea, definitly angela lansbury, but only if her voice were provided by james earl jones

22. Favorite TV show that they canceled-- Family Guy, those bastards!! and Freakazoid!!

23. Favorite snack-- gummi bears.

24. Last book you read -- The vampire armand.

25. Last movie you saw at the theater -- The Lord of the Rings

27. The most annoying song --That "its gonna be me" song by nsync. dear god!!! its gonna be ME kickin their ass!!

28. Best talk show host -- maybe jay leno, or conan o brien, i guess thats a talk show. or Jeff Probst, from survivor. its not a talk show but hes pretty damned cool.OOh but the coolest is John Stewart! He's the best.

29. Your feelings on Bill Clinton- Pretty cool, did some goofy things but everybody does.

30. Have you ever experienced fire,flood,volcano,earthquake, tornado, or atomic bomb? atomic bomb, but it gave me the ever so helpful third arm.

32. Where were you when princess Diana died?--watching tv, though they didnt come on and say what had happened.

33. The best Jim Carrey movie -- The Truman Show

35. The best movie soundtrack -- um, i dont have many, but the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon one is good.

36. Pepsi, Coke, or RC -- Cherry pepsi.

37. N64 or Playstation -- N64

38. Dairy Queen or Baskin Robbins-- There is this stuff called Dreamery, i dont know who its by though but its pretty damned good. DAMNED good! i mean box a kangaroo good.

39. What will you ALWAYS order when you go to McDonalds?-- a sumo wrestler

40. Best chocolate bar-- almond joy

41. Favorite Flower -- rose, carnation, gorilla spit

42. Favorite fast food-- its not really fast food but there is a great place called the st louis bread company that is really good.

43. Worst Fast food place-- Pork Chop Heaven

44. Have u ever seriously considered suicide?-- no but my twin has, but then i discovered that i didnt have a twin so maybe that was just me, or maybe that was G. Gordon Liddy i was thinking of.

45. Habit you wish you could break -- cutting off my damned foot.

46. Roller skating or rollerblading? -- Roller Mating. ooh man thats a wild ride.

47. Your Favorite subject(s)in school? anything art, and anything invovling the art of being a Pirate. I got two "arrr"s in it. (thats good)

48. Least favorite subject in school?-- math. math, cannibalism, math.

49. Did u ever have a crush on a teacher -- lol actually i kind of have one on one right now! ah ling wen, so very pretty, so cute. i feel like a lil kid ;)

50. Favorite season(s)- spring and summer

51. Best friends- Inna, Chris, Uyen, Tina, Jessie, Mortimer, Rutherford B. Taft

52. Friendliest/nicest person/people you know -- Oprah

53. Biggest showoff(s) -- Oprah. Oh there was this time that me and oprah were out, and we were just hanging around the mall, trying to figure out what movie we wanted to see, and oprah rips off her top and flings it up over some rafters and starts swinging around topless screaming about how her next book on her book list is going to be the Karma Sutra and if anybody wanted to try anything out that she would be more than willing, and im all like "uh uh girlfriend, i know you di int" and then she drops down on top of me like a gorilla on a pillow sack full of hams and is all over me like a hobo eatin a waffle, not in a sexual way mind you but just trying to be the crap out of me, but it was just for show because the WWF was there auditioning for new wrestlers. she is now known as Giganticus.

54. Craziest person/people you know -- that would have to be the unabomber. or maybe macho man randy savage.

55. Most athletic person/people you know-- Batman

56. Biggest flirt you know -- Batman. son of a bitch cant keep his hands off himself!

57. Person with the best ass -- Natalie Portman. sweet son of a monkey

58. What do you love -- many many things. and pumpkin wearwolves.

59. Favorite movie-- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ( i said it was good) , O Brother Where Art Thou, a few others.

60. When is the last time you cried? not too long ago

Would you rather :

61. Be serious or be funny? a shark

62. What is the phrase that you say the most?- curses

63. Single or taken? -- mass of tangled hair

64. Simple or complicated? Simplocomplicatico-matic. PO!

65. Law or anarchy?-- street militias. run by giants

66. Balloons or streamers? streamers. TAY!!!

67. Color or black-and-white photos? color. (what do you think a vampires response to this would be? granted if they could not register on film)

68. Sunrise or Sunset? sunrise

69. Night or Day? -- day

70. More romantic:

- Candles or Darkness? -- Candles. TOW!!!

- Flowers or Chocolate? -- flowers, as long as the person isnt allergic to them. then i would have to say benadryl would be more romantic after that

- Going out or Staying in? -- both, unless you live somewhere like prison, or a haunted house. then going out.

- Champagne or Wine? -- both i guess

71. Is it POP or SODA? -- It's the fizzies

73. The chicken or the egg?-- The rooster, isnt he the one behind it all? he just wanted sex and what did we get? a life time of hearing that question over and over

74. Sam Goody or Tower Records? - neither, they both suck, too high prices and they dont have any selection.

75. Whole or skim milk? -- skim

76. Tall guys/girls or short guys/girls: Usually its girls shorter than i am, but im only about two feet tall so thems some short girls but if an amazon came along then it would be cool.

78. Emerald or ruby?-- ruby, and kryptonite, just in case. ill teach him.

79. Telephone or online chat?-- smoke signal and plinko.

80. Left or right? -- right, though since i have that third arm because of the atomic bomb, i would have to say right and right. or would it be left since it is growing out of the back of my neck? damned mutations.

81. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? both, although one of my best friends has 48 different personalites? does that count?

82. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate? vanilla

83. Hello or Hey?-- hey im not wanted by the FBI any more!!

84. Pants or shorts?-- shorts, because i like my cargo shorts and i get to wear my sandals, and i like my sandals

85. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry?-- silver, but it has to be big. i mean real big. like a fourty pound ring.

86. Cat or dog? - dog

87. Half empty or half full? -- half full

88. Wonder or amazement? what about Womazement!!

89. Happy and poor or rich and sad? every night i fall asleep while laughing hysterically in a giant cowboy hat on top of a giant pile of bills.

91. Happy or sad? -- happy

92. Live or die? -- what kind of question is this? if someone chose the second would they be filling out this survey? "well i want to die, but not before i finish this survey!"

93. Warner Bros. or Disney?-- Warner Brothers

94. Gun or knife?-- sock full of oranges

97. Right on time or too late?-- pretty much on time

98. One Piece or Two Piece?-- well, im a guy, so i dont wear one pieces or two pieces, so what i prefer on a girl would most likely be a two piece.

99. Phantom of the Opera or Cats? if they combined the two, id be there, but ive never seen either. and if they threw in a helicopter rescue and like some time travelling back to the civil war where the cats joined up in some kind of regiment and the phantom of the opera was really stone wall jackson and then he turned out to be one of the cats and he turned against the other cats because they wouldnt let him play some game on the internet and they wouldnt let him because one of them was chatting on a chat room about time travelling to the civil war. it would be really long but cool

100. Chain letters or these things?- those emails about how much of a devil bastard you are if you dont send a chain letter along because of some little girl is dying because she was born without a body and her parents put a bag of leaves under her head so that she could feel like she had a body and her last wish before her head dies is that everyone fwds the email to every one they know. speaking of which there is this little girl, and she was born with only two legs. but you see that one is like 10 feet longer than the other one, and she doesnt face any kind of certain doom because of it but she was kind of bored one day and just figured, what the hell, ill start fwding this email and get every one to send it. and if you dont your a bastard!!