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August 7th 2005 - Who's a big dork? I'm a big dork. Either way, people shouldn't have family reunions. Just don't do it. It's great if you haven't seen all 83 of your distant relatives in a while, but do you really have to do it in our park which then causes you to want to swim at the pool and then eat lots of concession stand food? The logical answer is HELL NO. So yeah, do lots of people a favor and have your large hoot-nannies and whatnot at someone's house, or possibly a hotel. .. In other news, I feel like an absolute loser because I just put up a personal ad online. Dear God in Heaven strike me down for I have certainly crossed a line somewhere and therefore need to be thrashed. I also put up pictures, one said picture being me standing next to Kim's lifesize cardboard cut-out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. ;] If that's not the most dumbass picture ever I don't know what is. I'm hoping however that if I 'do' infact get responses to the ad, I won't get any freaks who just want to get some. Hm.. what else... Oh yeah. Gay Bingo is tomorrow, kind of stoked, except now I will be wearing pants tomorrow regardless of how hot it is outside because I just got back from Rachel's pot luck dinner thing, was outside for 'maybe' 15 minutes or so and got ate the shit up by mosquitos. What can I say? My blood is like heroin to those things apparently and no one else was getting bit. So now I kind of look like I went ten rounds with the disease known as ring-worm and lost. Yeah that's a bit gross, but that'll teach me to care too much about what people think of me even when I have bug-spray readily available but I don't want to be "that guy" who smells like OFF. Now if I could find the bug-spray that smells absolutely wonderful, I'll be all over that shit, but until then.. guess I'm just screwed. Hopefully I will be comforted by the upcoming release of Thundercats on DVD and the whole set of Voltron episodes that will arriving sometime. Ahh 80's cartoons, gotta love em. Still haven't read the new Harry Potter, even though my brother ruined the whole book for me already. What an ass. .. Well, since I can't seem to think of much more to say, guess I'll just go to bed. - chris
"So you don't like him anymore then?............He's standing right behind me isn't he?" -- August 3rd 2005 - Okay, seriously working a whole freaking lot. But I can't really complain because I make lots of money that way. Money I can spend on hookers. And candy. .. So I saw The Island a bit of days ago and, well... it's okay. Scarlet Johanson or however you spell that is pretty damned hot. That should be the only reason to see it anyway, regardless of sexual orientation. Eric and I are going to watch Logan's Run though so hopefully that'll be cool since basically it's almost the same story line as The Island, but older, more original, and less organ harvesting. At least I hope there's less organ harvesting cuz, uh,.. that was pretty f-ing disgusting in The Island. All's I gotta say is .. "bone saw". Hm, what else? .. Oh yeah, I said probably one of the more horrible things ever this week. Wait, that sentence isn't correct,.. what I mean to say is, I say horrible things all the time, but this particular week has a great one topping the charts. I like to think I say at least one extremely bad thing every week, i.e. two or three weeks ago I said to Eric, "Uh.. do you think that guy was ugly or just retarded, or both?" Anyhow, today's was pretty bad considering it concerns one of my friends. ;] "Okay, so post-partem... does it make the mother just a danger to the baby or to others as well cuz I'm just looking out for number 1." Which is a valid question!! I could probably look it up or something, but .. I'm just too lazy for that. I'll probably end up just getting a bunch of porn sites anyway. Hmm.... ^^ Do you happen to know the awesome thing about working in sweltering heat all the time? It makes regular heatwaves seem like WINTER!! We we all moving Kim out of her apartment today and it was pretty hot, like 100 degrees, and everyone (okay, minus Eric cuz he works in heat too) was just like "God it's hot!" and I'm sitting there thinking it actually feels pretty damned good. "What, there's not five or so ovens situated around me and I don't need to deal with bitchy people wanting pretzels with no salt, sierra mist, and a snicker?? Heaven!!" .. In other news, I may be going to something called "Gay Bingo" or whatnot on Monday.. we'll see how that goes. It's not really a euphemism for anything, it's just bingo that happens to be played by predominantly gay people, in a bar. Maybe the bar aspect makes it fun, like drunk bingo. I can't wait to get completely smashed to the point of 'not' being able to read my bingo card, ergo me needing to shout bingo every once in a while because eh.. I might have it. That's a load of bullshit though, because honestly, even if I had bingo I don't think I'd shout it out. I'm not exactly one to bring attention to myself. Which is why I'll be single for quite awhile. Unless someone knows a cute, gay, 20ish guy who likes anime and video games, and isn't crazy. =] K, well, later website! - chris "How long do you think it'll take to move Kim?"
'Not long,.. but long enough.'
"That answer doesn't help me at all."
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