Well everyone - Isn't good to be back? It's been two years and as you can see from my introduction page there's been a whole lot of shakin' goin' on. I did my time out in Gran Canaria - Nine frigging months of it. I said to my best friend Joanie Pollitt. Apart from the sun, the constant sexual encounters, the cheap fags and booze, the low crime rates, what does Gran Canaria have that Wigan doesn't? Exactly - Nowt! Now this webshite is a work in progress. We hope to have the bitch of a thing up and running fully by the middle of September. Same bloody webmaster. Too busy with other projects to give me his most important and deserving case the full attention I need. Speak soon Chris xxx

Oh and the thoughts are coming - they are being worked on!!