| Reverend Reflections: |
| 31 May 2004 |
| Releationship Counseling! |
| Hello folks, Reverend Al here. It's been awhile since I spit some crazy truth at you and I thought I would enlighten you on a little problem I have had the crazy fabulous experience of helping. It wasn't long ago when an alter boy came to me. It seems he was having problem in a releationship with his woman. He came to me because it seemed no matter what he tried, he couldn't help, even NOT trying didn't help. He gave me a brief description of the problems, which included things such as twisting of words, avoiding conversation, high demands, nagging, and just general mis-understandings. Immediately I asked him "My son! What are you afraid of?" He replied "I am unsure of how I feel and she seems pretty set on how she feels! Because I am unsure, I feel pressured and this is definetly bothering me!" Immediately his eyes lit up, he truly had realized something. He said to me "I see Reverend Al, the only thing I can control in this situation is myself! I need to decide weather I can accept her behavior or not, and I dont have to react to her actions. I just need to worry about me, because I don't have to live inside her, with her feelings and her thoughts!!! Am I correct Reverend Al?" I imediately replied "Of course not son, don't you realize that if releationships were that simple, the world would be divorce free! Why, it's obvious your woman is POSSESSED! You simply must bring her to me immediately! We must perform this exorcism. " This was a good day folks! It was one of the glorious victories of GOD!!! Another demon sent back into the burning depths of hell! |