| It's Getting Hot In Here!!!! |
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| Now introducing medical supplies APPROVED BY GOD!!! |
| Ministry approved RECTAL Thermometer |
| Hi folks! Reverend Al here to tell you about the newest and greatest thing to hit the medical field to date. The God and ministry approved rectal thermometer. That's right folks! When you demand to know the deep truth this is your choice. |
| WARNING: FOR RECTAL USE ONLY!!!! ORAL USE MAY CAUSE PERMENANT DAMAGE TO YOUR MOUTH. |
| With NEW and IMPROVED depth measurement ridges!!!!! |
| Simply insert the thermometer into you back side and relax. This simple one step process takes only 5 minutes to take your temperature. Insert, sit back, relax, remove, read. That's it folks!!! NOTE: The thermometer must be inserted completely to the dark red mark to reflect acurate measurement of temperature. ORDER NOW! This product is moving FAST!!! |