| Blanch the Piano Lady says: |
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| 31 May 2004 |
| Yo Yo Yo! Dats right! It beez memorial day my fellow bruthas in Christ. RESPECT!! Yesterday was sure one helluva service. Good lawd! That Rev be spittin that sermon like some hellfire shit outa nowhere. Had them demons duckin da truth like it waz Vietnam. Sheet you know how it be with that Rev. When it comes to God and Jesus n sheet like that. If it be holy he done already been up in there. You goin ta heaven? He bring you there! He got you covered like a Jimmy Hat. Anywayz the Rev be sayin I got some mad ass rightousness so I should be scribblin me some mad ass words on his holy holy page. I be having a problem wit dat bitch ass Mrs. Lovejoy. All she be doin is straight gossipin, she say I'm all up in dat bed wit her man. Shit! Beyatch can't pay me to touch dat ass. Who cares if he be young and full o' mad money. My shit be more sacred than that. I got's me a lil sump sumpin called R-E-S-P-E-C-T that dont all you fools be having. I be saving myself for that right homie to be rollin on up in here. Until then I keep straight rockin' you folks every sunday on FOX. Peace out! Blanch |