| 28/May/2004 |
| Fuck everything, our church is using 8 crosses! |
| Reverend Al's good words |
| Hello again fellow Christian Superstars! I know its been awhile since I've spit the good word at you so I thought I would spread some love this evening. I was reading some articles in various religious magazines, and I noticed there are alot of religions with many different symbols to represent their so-called "Faith". Hell!! Some of our Christian "spin-off" religions have different symbols thatn the all-mighty cross. We all know Jesus crucified on a cross, so why must they deviate? I've seen crosses with extra crosses attached, upside down crosses, sideaways crosses, crosses with bed sheets, moons, stars, purple horse shoes, and much more. This disturbed me alot. Is societys moving so fast that even religion is being passed by it? Hell no! Not if Jesus has anything to say about it! And he does!! After days of fasting, praying and consulting with elders of the church, Ive heard his holy holy message. Starting today in the ministry, I'm passing down a message to all churches thatt represent the Jesus Christ Superstar Ministry. that message is "Fuck everything! We're going with 8 crosses!" That's right. We're not going to be passed up by some virgin worshippers, or some pansy church that decided to step-up with 3 crosses. Are we going to be standing around with our cocks in our hands looking like holy losers, while other so called belivers are out there parading around with 3, 4, or even 6 crosses? Hell no! Us true belivers have a repurtation to uhp hold...Jesus' reputation that is! In fact, if I just so feel like it, I might just throw a few bed sheets on those croses and a crown of thorns, and guess what......The Easter play?........Thats's right........24 crosses. Each one gets 8! Hang on to your faith folks, its gonna get crazy fabulous around here! Speaking in Jesus name AMEN, Reverend Al. |
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| Reverend Al delivering this message on his Sunday TV ministry. |