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| Blonde Jokes |
| A guy asks a young blonde he�s just slept with, �Am I the first guy you ever made love to?�
The blonde ashes out her cigarette and replies, �You might be. Your face looks familiar.� Two blondes are walking down the street one day when they find a compact on the ground. One of them picks it up, opens it, and looks into the mirror. �Hey, this picture looks kind of familiar,� she says. The other blonde grabs the compact, looks into the mirror, and says, �You idiot, that�s me!� Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they�re deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "I think they�re dog tracks!" The third blonde said, "Well, I think they�re cow tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit them. A blonde is on a date with a geography teacher. �Believe it or not, I know all the state capitals,� she says proudly. �Oh, yeah?� says the guy. �What�s the capital of Wisconsin?� �That�s easy,� she replies. �It�s a W.� A surgeon is talking to a blonde who is about to undergo an operation. �Do you have any questions?� the doctor asks. �Yeah, how long before I can get back to my normal sex life?� �I hadn�t really thought about that,� says the surgeon. �After a tonsillectomy, I�d say a week.� |
| Other Jokes |
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A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, �Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!� The wife says,�Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?� The husband yells back,�It doesn�t matter� just get the hell out!� |
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