Greetings and salutations ladies and/or gentlemen! If you are reading this, one of few things is happening:

1) You know and love Chris Collins and want to know more about him and the things he does.

2) You surfed in accidentally and decided to stay awhile and see what this is all about.

or

3) You are a complete idiot and you surfed in by mistake and have only JUST realized you're not at the site you intended to visit.

Whichever of these candidates you may be, enjoy your stay and leave me some love on the contact page.

Barely gracing the age of early adulthood, I have yet to experience the majority of life. I've done more than most middle aged adults, yet still have yet to mark off half the things on the shopping list of life. So far, life has been full of heart ache and dissapointment, but I moved out of my parent's house not too long ago, so it's blue skies now.

On a more serious note, I'm not doing stand up to prove anything to anyone or to upset my parents. I do my comedy because I love making people laugh and feeling like my life has purpose in it. I'd like to be able to make a career out of being me, but at this point in life, things aren't looking very promising so I do it as more of a hobby.

I've barely gotten my feet wet in the pool of stand up comedy, but I'm ready to jump in and swim with the sharks. I hope you all enjoy my site and if you come to the shows, I hope you enjoy those as well. If there's anything you'd like to share or an idea that could make one of my bits better, feel free to contact me through the contact page. Farewell and thanks for visiting.