I asked Pat to go and get the Magenta Stallion so I could see who I was running against. But Pat never came back. After standing in the same spot for 5 days Anthony finally said, "Pat has been gone a long time. We shouldn't worry. S/he is probably taking a dookie." So We didn't worry. The race was today so we got all warmed up for it and Anthony's last words before I died of running were "Don't die" The race was on! "Ready,Spaghetti (I said spaghetti), Goey!" Magenta and I ran our hearts out. (litarally. Mine was out 37 times.) "And the winner is...
In my 11th dream, Anthony and I started to cry, so I decided to take off my butterfly costume because I didn't want everyone to know I was a strong super hero crying and hugging Anthony. Big Foot started crying also and felt so bad he threw up Pat! Now that we have our best...uh...s/he friend back, I can run for the race to be president again. Anthony will be VP and Pat will be a silly goose outside of stores telling people to vote for Pedro... I mean Christian. I asked Pat who I was running against and s/he said, " The magestic, beautiful, magenta stallion. Pink Pony's brother. *dun dun dun!*
Meanwhile at Magenta Stallion's Fortress(White House), he planned on eating Anthony and me! I don't think he would finish us since we are so fat (not really because we are the most hot, hansome, and down right purty boys eva) I like the word Eva. Since that wasted 8 1/2 lines, where was I? oh Yeah! our journey. Then Napoleon...er, Tyler ate our Patty Wagon! And we got so sad that we...decided to ride my butterfly costume to D.C. Anthony hopped on my back and squeezed out a dookie.
...The Magenta Stallion!" Anthony and I were so sad we took dookies right there on the spot. Everyone clapped for the Magenta Stallion as he got in his limo. We cried and cried and cried and cried and...(I think you get it) We were so sad that we took a dookie again. and we got so humiliated that we cried and cried and cried and cried. We got so sad that we took another dookie. our pants were so filled with dookie that we cried..i mean the Magenta had followed our smellyness and said he Drank Pat! We were so mad that we cried...oh forget it.
We had no money and a butterfly costume. All that means is we have to go on another adventure...this time to D.C. baby! So What did we do next...no we didn't take a dookie...we ate from a garbage can and then took a dookie in the garbage can. In that same alley we found the Patty Wagon from Spongebob The
Movie! We started off to Shell City... I Mean D.C. We all got prepared for the trip and Took our dookies before we went.(You remember our last long car ride!) This will be the Best Journey Eva!
Anthony and I were really bored so we decicded to take dookies on random people. Except a weird girl in Ohio. we both took 7 dookies on her head! I think her name was either Loser...or Sherri. I don't remember. Then finally we were in DC. When we landed Anthony had something famillier on his face. He said, "I took a Dookie and the stinkin' wind blew it back in my face!" I said, "You have scratches on your face!" he replied, "There were a few nuts in it." Holy tunafish! suddenly something came out of the White House.
It was a Toilet.
The toilet got close to us when all of a sudden, I dropped my pants and hopped on! I rode on that thang like a white stallion and took a dookie but then, Holy Knucklehead-Mcspazatron! The dookie clogged the toilet! We were so frightened. so we cried and we cried and cried and...that story is a little old now. All of a sudden, I felt something on my Captain Quarters. The dookie and water were overflowing! Then all of a sudden the ghost of Colin came and cleaned the toilet with his BALD head. Now the toilet is as shiny as Colin's head. (before he cleaned the toilet)
After another whole waste of an episode we will tell stuff that has to do with the plot. (" Hey Anthony, we already wasted 4 lines!") Then the toilet exploded. The dookie flew everywhere even on a girl in Ohio named Sherri. Even though the dookie was on us, at least we defeated the toilet. We started to go into the Whi...I mean Brown House and we saw that the rest of the toilets in the place were running at us. We saw the Magenta Stallion and; Found out that Anthony's Kryptonite is Magenta! Yes we used this before, He made an army of dookie and they destroyed all of the other stinkin' toilets.
The magenta Stallion leaped at us. I jumped to the left and Anthony jumped to the right. And tyler jumped in the middle of us and sacraficed himself. Anthony said, "it's OK. He was always eating our food anyway" We all gave a few tears and a few pieces of pizza to his dead body (more like 9 pieces). Then we leaped at the Stallion but before we could attack he sprayed us with diareah juice. I said " I wish i could do that but I'm constipated." And we were sooo cover in diareah and sooo humiliated...that we went back to our hotel room and watched the whole first season of CHIPS. "Pass the cookie dough." I said. "Here ya go sweetie" Anthony said. All of a sudden during an episode of CHIPS , Eric Estrada juped out of the the screen on his motercycle. We asked him if he would help us defeat the Magenta Stallion. "Of course I would" Eric said in a manly voice. The next day we all went to the Brown House and got ready to kick major boooooootocks. The Stallion came and said that he would wooooop our boooooootocks. We disagreed. we argued for so long that we made a truece. "On one condition" I said,"tell us where Pat is!" "Pat? I thought I stole Matt...I have no clue where Pat is" Magent said. All of a sudden we heard a toilet flush and a large exhale .
sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Pat had been taking a dookie this whole time!!! While everyone was looking at Pat, Eric Estrada came in on his motorcycle and ran over the Magenta Stallion.. Then I woke up and was scared to death. "Oh good it was just a dream" Then pat turned around in bed and said "Go back to sleep sweetie."
